Last night, I was so drunk that I pissed right on my living room floor. Luckily the carpet cleaners came today. The guy said it was the first piss he'd had to clean up from an adult human.

Why is it that my froggie undies always bring me good luck? Gooooooooo dluck.

Phuuuuuuuuuck;
\i told my self no more oatmeal cookie shoters ever agin after my last bad experienperience. no lessssson learned. still a good fun night. I ran into my ex boyfriend and his new busted girlfriend. I laughed. I think i may hvae laughed in her face., i hope not because that wulod be mean of me. i
shity, i need some water

I got my water nad now i'm back. :D Mr, Stangel is coming over soon to take care of me because he's worried about me and thinks i';m overdrunk. blah., i'm fine. must stayh awake until he gets here or i'll fall asleep drunk and i have a hangover tomorow.

OMG wow girlo that is pbretty sick.
I hate all men. and i hate girlst hat say that but tonite was shitty even though it was fun and its just reafffiremed my belief that i hate guys becasue they suck.

Since this is a drunk post, and im DRRUNK...I just wanna say that I love GC, Love DZGirl, shes the s**T!!! DOes anyone on here play beuriut?? MOre commnly knwn as beer pong?!!?

P.S. this is thermobryan, not bobyythedon, hes my bro but its under his name....

Beer pongs!? Fuck yeah~!

Oh yeah!! If u wanna know about beer pong....IM ME!!!

Last night was rough. Stay away from Jager bombs.

Oh no... not Chowdermeister! :)

I wish I was drunk.

But I don't think it would appropriate in an office environment.

last nite was my bday...I had enough alcohol to kill most people, the equivalent of 2 fifths....yes 2!
Still drunk and its 1 PM!!!
and NO i didnt puke, cause im a champ!

haha, love ya kara!

Yurp. feeling great. relaxed. but have to work tomorrow. isht;