Hey, you there in the parking lot. It is 6:15 am.

TURN DOWN YOUR CAR STEREO.

There is no need for "Wipeout" by The Fat Boys at this time in the morning.


P.S. It was raining yesterday neighbors, your sprinklers being on was redundant. Also can you have it not spray on my front door?

It's not friday.

I woke up with an erection this morning and a distinct memory of a dream I had involving a DG.

Dear Mr. Director,

Instead of bitching about what the actors are doing on stage, try giving them some DIRECTION!! Now there's an idea!! We have good people who actually are very directable, but they can't read your mind! Jeez!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh my ovaries!!! :(

when ex boyfriends send text messages at 1245 am!

So, it's not supposed tor ain this weekend...which is good.

The bad news is it's only supposed to be 22 on saturday and 23 on sunday. Not exactly great beach weather.

Why??? Well I'm still going swimming. I didn't buy a new bathing suit for nothing.

I have another complaint...

What's up with airmiles?? At the drugstore it says they give one airmile for every 10 dollars spent. I just spent $61 so how come I only I only got 5 airmiles???

Why am I all of a sudden thinking about ex-miss-cashmoney? :mad: :mad: :mad:

mu_agd
 

I'm a taurus and I don't know if I'd let you drink alcohol from my pants b/c 1]I'm not easy and 2]you might embarass me and order a "Jack&pop"

Re: mu_agd
 

hahahaha that was totally in reference to another thread that i was posting in that night when we were discussing hte proper way to take a blowjob shot.

and wtf is a "Jack&pop"????

Aren't you from up north? Where they don't call it Coke?

when i want a coke, i say coke. when i am being general, i say soda. and i'm not really from the north, i'm from boston. we're like our own little world over here!

Why must people take their whole family to the mall? I saw like 20 people standing outside of Spencer Gifts the other weekend.

Don't worry, they brought their whole family up to my mall because two women came into my shoe store with, not joking, TWELVE other people. Apparently buying shoes is a big event for them.