Yes I am and damn a chicken gyro sounds good right about now. Last time I was in Ames, I made my friend wait with me in the pouring rain to get a gryo.

I always make the same face in pictures when I'm drunk. It's very very bad.

It makes me look like a freaking muppet.

Just as I thought...I'm drunk :D

I was still drunk when I got up......and I am hungover now-damn carbombs.

Getting there!!!!

Ha ha I was the last person to post in this thread, too!!! :) ;)

So what's up with platonic guy friends trying to dance all up on me....Jesus Christ....we've been over this before. I don't like you like that.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

My roommate and I just got back from our golf pros and tennis hoes mixer with Sigma Chi and we're wasted. The boys weren't really dressed in golf pro gear. Yay for dollar drafts.;) It was fantabulous, PS.

I was gonna resurrect this thread but when I searched for it I realized it has already been resurrected. :D


Anyway I am not drunk just a lil bit tips.

I love my [insert my sorority name here]s tonight, a LOT. That's all. :D





ETA: removing the name of my sorority so as not to promote stereotypes ;) haha!

POk i t took me forever to find thi s thread. But I did and now I', m :D

And sleepy too...but I never get to make drunk poosts so I did and now I;m satisified and ready to sleep. HGood night everyoine!!! ;)

I HEART KIKI for bumppimg thois thread so I didn't have to searh.

Tina Fey's hair is really long.

If you are wearing high tops to Nick's Fat City. do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

dear cockraoch...I'm sorry that I am prettier and nicer than you and that everybody likes me more than you.,.....thank you and have a nice day twat breath.

Donald Trump needs to go away YESTERDAY.

I lost my f*cking drivers' license last night at the bar. Damn it.

They'll save it for you behind the bar.
Unless your pic is REALLY funny (or really hot) in which case they'll pin it up on a board to be laughed at by all and sundry or show it to everyone. Either way chances are they'll have found it and kept it for you. :)

9:30pm on a Sunday. No lesson plans to do just a flight outta town tomorrow afternoon for Spring Break = a biiiiiggg rum & coke for me :)

Last nite after beers & wings I dreamed I was in bed with a basketball player...who knows what dreams rum & cokes bring. I can only wonder...

It's cool, I found out today the license was in my best friends' car the whole time. :)

My senior sisters and I kicked the keg tonight to celebrate the last exams being tonight :D I'm just confused because Wings is on Nick at Nite insead of Cosby!?