"Let me introduce my team. Blade..... Laser....... Blazer."

two permits do not equal a license

You can't respect someone who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

Your aura! Its PURPLE!

But that would just look stupid and leave my small, sensitive balls exposed.

Yay, a dollar! Now I can quit stripping, go back to vet school, and save my sick pony.

I am a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough.

candy is dandy but liquor is quicker!

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.

Peter has one testicle


Sandra Bullock in While You Were Sleeping

Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why, so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish -- every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool! I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! Ohhhh, back to school! Back to school!

When you're running into first & you feel your stomach burst diarrhea. Diarrhea.