No.

Have you ever noticed that when you're at work time slows down around 3 o'clock and comes to almost a complete standstill around 4?

No.


Have you ever noticed women who say they're virtuous are usually the closet freaks?

Yes

Have you ever nailed a 540 varial?

are we talking in real life or on Tony Hawk? Real life...no, but busted my wrist pretty bad trying to. Got too big for my britches.

Have you ever thrown something out of a 3rd floor or higher window?

no

Have you ever gone out on a blind date?

Nope.

Have you ever applied to be on a reality tv show?

No.


Have you ever ditched a date, mid-date?

No

Have you ever tried to poision someone?

No.

Have you ever gone streaking?

no, im sparing everyone else the embarassment...

Have you ever met anyone on GC in real life (planned out, not coincidence)?

yes.

Have you ever been hospitalized in a city other than your hometown?

No

have you ever made a reservation for a hotel / motel online, but you found out later when arriving at the place that the hotel is not what you see based on the picture on the website?

Yes! Ugh, I think it was the Hampton Inn, which are usually quite good, but that one....well, we left and spent the night somewhere else.


Have you ever just wondered if your life was just a dream and it would end when whoever was dreaming about you wakes up?

Yes.

Have you ever made the Dean's list?

No. *unless the dean has a list of jackasses.

Have you ever been more moved by a commercial than the program you were watching at the time?