Ce' and Z
 

What do you mean that you can't tell where my hair ends and where my vest begins?

Re: Diddy and uhhhhhhhh........
 

Girl: C'mon "Kiddy" you can do it put your back into it!

Kiddy: :o

Re: Re: Diddy and uhhhhhhhh........
 

[hijack] Kiddy ain't got NEAR enuff back........relatively speaking, of course [/hijack]

:D

Re: Diddy and uhhhhhhhh........
 

Diddy: *thinking* I've dealt with big butts before but dang....Jennifer ain't got nothing on her!

Re: Re: Diddy and uhhhhhhhh........
 

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that was a good one soror!

[hijack]

What's funny is that I don't hesitate to hate any more than anyone else does...What's funnier is that I'm probably the white equivalent of this chick. Great. :rolleyes: Very similar build. But the icing on the cake: Gastric Bypass, December 8... *phew*

[/hijack]

Re: Jay Z
 

I'm the General of hip-hop. Don't f*ck wit' me!!!!!!!!

Dayum, I got caught without make-up. But I'm looking mighty good in winter white. :D

Re: Diddy
 

Dayum I'm sessy. I just wish I could close my mouth...... :p

Re: Re: Diddy
 

Re: Re: Jay Z
 

Re: Ce' and Z
 

Beyonce *thinking*- Oooohhh yeah, we crazy in love. I'm surprised Shawn can pick my big azz up off the floor, as much Popeyes as I ate earlier.......

Shawn *thinking*- Dayum, either girlie's heavy or I need to exercise. Matta a fac', I'm bout to drop her heavy azz off back at the hotel so I can go to the club and get my drank on......

Re: Jay Z
 

Jay-Z: Ay yo y'all Imma take yall back. Ya ready kid?
Audience: Yeah!
(Jay-Z starts dance moves)
Jay-Z: Our love is like a ship on the ohhhhh--shuuunnn
Hype Man: Yeah, Yeah SON! Ship on the ocean, son!