Fa sho on Friday. . . I was ready to just go straight OFFFFFFFF!!!


Have you ever had the best conversation with someone that it was such a lift to your day?

Oh yes. Also, a few people are so pleasant being around that they don't have to say a word, just seeing their face makes me :)

Have you peed around 3am and passed gas so loud that you woke up everyone in the house?

no but i have passed gas and woke myself up...

have you ever had someone in your life that you just absolutely hated? (which isn't a word i normally reserve for other humans, but there are some people that i am hating right now)

I'm working on trying to stop using that word, but my son's bio father is the only person I actually use that word with. Even though he's been dead for over 2 years now, I still hate him soooo much. It took everything in me to not get up and cabbage patch at his funeral. How can you have a child with somebody that you claimed you love so much and just leave without a thought about the child? How can you not call and write and send some $$$ to help out? How can you live with another woman and raise her kids that are someone else's but not even give a damn about yours? :mad: How can you just die and not even have put a dime into Social Security to help your child? For those reasons, I hope he met the HOT ONE with some gasoline soaked draws on!!

Whew. Having said that, have you ever (as an adult) wanted a toy that you did not get as a child?

well
 

Yes.. I wanted an easy bake oven and never got one. So I play with my godchilds..

Have u ever slept with someone who was forbidden and u know it was wrong but it felt soooo good?

Yup and I fondly refer to his memory as BIG WILLY !!!:o

Have you ever caught a leg cramp, backache, carpet burn or any war wounds during sex?

Yes, I thought I needed a hip replacement:eek:


Have your parents ever caught you having sex?

No, I'm still carrying the big V card.

Have you ever tried to cast a spell on someone?

No, but only cuz I don't know how

Have you ever cranked (remember that word, lol) in someone else's bed (mom, dad, sister, friend, etc.)?

Yup! And I'd do it again too!:p

Have you ever threatened someone to beat them down because of he say she say? *Moke Friday is only one day way! :p *

No, but some girl in middle school tried to do that to me. She was mad because she lied and told four of us that she was messing with the cutest boy in school and he denied it. I asked him quietly and he got mad and said "hell no, I ain't messing with that ugly arse fat girl," or something along those lines. So, little miss liar got mad at me and said that she was going to punch me in my face. She never did because everyone found out that she was only mad because she got caught in a lie.

Have you ever gone to work, school, anywhere knowing good and dayum well that you did not wash up that morning?

No......not in my adult life. :D

Have you ever gone to work, school, anywhere knowing good and dayum well that you did not brush your teethes* or hair?



*don't worry, i can spell "teeth", just being goofy.

once i was one my way to school when i realized that i didnt put on deodorant. if i went back home, i would be late for class. so i walk around school nice and easy so i wont generate any sweat and odor:o


have you ever put fragrant lotion or body spray in your hair cause you didnt feel like washing it?

Never done that. My hurr wouldn't take it very well. :p

Have you ever had a cough so bad that you actually pulled your muscles in your upper body? (this happened to me last night).:o

Yes while i was preggo. It hurt like heck!

Have you ever heard of Ben Wa Balls and their use?