The Doctor is in:

Don't take any deep breaths.

That'll be $45.

Thank you.

The Doctor is out.

You need to bleed yourself to rid your body of evil humors.

Must.Get.This.Off.My.Chest
 

Dear Boyfriend's Roomie,

I was completely sarcastic the other week when I suggested we move in together next month. First of all, I have a roommate. Second, you suck. You are over $15,000 in credit card debt and have already thought of filing bankruptcy at the age of 23. You are in credit card debt because you like to spend your minimum wage salary on designer clothing, designer bedding, expensive electronics that you never use and other frivolous expenses. I would never move in with someone that could potentially not afford to pay the rent at the end of the month. On top of it, you like to bring your random girl of the week home with you at 2am (the ones you meet at the skeezy bar you work at) where you proceed to have loud sex and scream back and forth with her until 5am. I have to be up for work at 7am. You then get all upset because now you can't find a roommate and you can't figure out what to do. Not my problem. Yeah, maybe I'd move in with you....if I were a masochist.

I will never again allow my husband to make travel arrangements.

He and I are flying out tomorrow for a week away. We have to change planes at O'hare. We have 56 minutes to make our outbound connection and 46 minutes to make the return connection. Did I mention the flights are in different TERMINALS which I'm pretty sure means we will have to go through security again!

Vegas is putting the odds at 20 to 1 against aephi alum making her connecting flight.

:mad:

$45! It's only $25 per visit a doctor gets here.

Anyway, that stupid pain is back. It's very random. I think it might be stress. My eye twitches when I'm stressed. Very annoying.

Sorbitol sucks.

I think you should be safe - last year when I changed planes in Detroit I only had 20 minutes and I was on opposite ends of the airport - I made it with 5 to spare. I know it's not quite as big as O'Hare but I have faith in your travelling abilities.

Hmm.. I've never flown through O'Hare, but if it's anything like DFW -- GOOD LUCK!

My favorite airport is Atlanta, though. I think they have the right idea with the MARTA system connecting the terminals.

I hate that I have a test at 11, lunch with a recruit at 12, work from 1-5, and a MILLION things to make, arrange, and distribute before our retreat tonight!!

but that's life in the fast lane...:eek:

I had to change terminals on my last flight out of Ohare and I didn't need to go through security again... as long as you stay out of the "public" areas you'll be fine.

Is there any chane that you could arrange for one of those golf-cart type things to pick you up? They're kind of dorky, but they're there for people with very short connection times or the handicapped... I'm sure if you asked a stewardess they could arrange one. I'd rather be dorky than stranded :)

I want to just make a random complaint.

I hate it when people on here talk about their girlfriends or boyfriends and use a Mr. or Ms. - like me saying Ms. Rudey. Just say girlfriend or boyfriend. The cuteness wore off. I know it's just me that thinks that but I had to say it.

-Rudey

There's a thought... although I can probably run faster than those carts go, especially since pedestrians seem to like walking v-e-r-y-s-l-o-w-l-y in front of the carts, ignoring the BEEP BEEP BEEP from the cart and the driver's requests for them to get out of the way... those carts should be equipped with cow catchers :p

From now on I'm calling you Mr. Lil' Hannah

-Lil' Hannah
--Because I LUB YOU

Spousal abuse!

-Rudey

I hate it when you're sharing the love of p4t and the server goes down.

The Doctor is in:

That's one of the benefits of not having socialized medicine.

You get to pay more.

The Doctor is out.