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Originally Posted by AKA_Monet (Post 1520045)

DO:

Take deep breaths upon thrusting and parries for each set of 9...
Spoon your partner(s) for at least 5 minutes when there is stress...
Create a sitz-bath with essential oil aphrodisiacs, i.e. sandalwood and rose water
Create heighten moods with aromatherapeutic candles, namely pink or reds with a strawberry or vanilla scent
Drink plenty of cool water laced with Damiana root extract...

DO NOT:

Introduce the "future" with your significant other before, during and after lovemaking - always be walking in the spiritual space of enjoying the other entity's presence

Allow the area to be sullied by stress and hate. The energy transference causes pain during lovemaking that conflicts with the essence of the soul. It connotes a form of abuse that could be labeled a rape and predisposes to increased risk of all sexually transmitted infections, including yeast.

EVER equate your lovers toward the focal lover. Wholly inappropriate. If sex is more enjoyable from one lover than another, the problem resides in you not the lover. Improve your heart thank love expressions so you achieve the "transcendental expansion".

Do you know where to find Damiana? I have looked online but can't seem to find it.

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Originally Posted by Dragonize (Post 1762124)

Do you know where to find Damiana? I have looked online but can't seem to find it.

Most health food stores sell it. Like Whole Foods. If not there, then definitely online.

DO use the bathroom before hand. Probably not a great feeling and it can help stop UTIs.

DO NOT leave the room as soon as you finish.

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Originally Posted by WCsweet<3 (Post 1762386)

DO use the bathroom before hand. Probably not a great feeling and it can help stop UTIs.

DO NOT leave the room as soon as you finish.

I usually leave the county

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Originally Posted by Jheri Curl (Post 1767029)

dont be suckin on my sht and then stop, you know what im sayin?
do let me slap tho. you feel me?

And you wonder why those sigmas didn't let you in.

Dudes, just because it looks good in a porno doesn't mean all real women like it that way. If she tells you to slow your roll, LISTEN AND DO SO, for crying out loud.

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Originally Posted by Eggroll (Post 1521455)

I had a really bad dream last night. I was eating a girl out and she peed all over my face, either that or she got off. They both seem the same in my opinion.

Lesson learned: stop eating a girl out when their legs start shaking.

Some girls do "whoosh" when they have an orgasm. It's rare but it does happen. We saw a film about it in Human Sexuality class. :) Unless she was a virgin, the girl knows that she has this special trait and it was inconsiderate of her not to fill you in.

yeah, that's pretty manners

do: all that lovey-dovey stuff sometimes, that was sweet
don't: do that lovey-dovey stuff all the time.

I think Sexy Sock Puppet and JheriCurl are either one and the same or they are just trolls!

There is SexySockPuppet - and then it looks like Jheri Curl created SexySockPuppet1. A troll apparently made a sock puppet - :confused: - but SexySockPuppet is only a puppet, apparently. I think I'm confused now.

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Originally Posted by SexySockPuppet1 (Post 1767492)

Hey pretty ladies....wassup with ya fine selves?

When I saw SWTXBelle's post I got confused. SexySockPuppet has been around for some time now. When I paged back and saw SexySockPuppet1 I loled SO hard.

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Originally Posted by Thetagirl218 (Post 1767679)

I think Sexy Sock Puppet and JheriCurl are either one and the same or they are just trolls!

lol lol maybe SSP1 was getting jealous of Jheri Curl.

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Originally Posted by SWTXBelle (Post 1767683)

lol lol lol

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Originally Posted by SexySockPuppet (Post 1767688)

My good name has been tarnished!!!

I am a puppet, but a straight-forward puppet. Do not confuse my puppety greatness with the dreck that is my wanna-be, SexySockPuppet1.

lol lol

ETA: My God I can't stop laughing. I just saw SSP1's location. It said the "sock factory". lol lol

This thread needs a bump.

do take ur tyme
an please do not rush... slow down fo me, u move n too fast, my fingers keep slip n ,im try na grip dat azz...lol

Do understand that foreplay is a two-way street.
Do whisper in my ear at just the right moment. ;)
Do pull up to the table more than once a month.

Repeat EVERYTHING you did last time!! :D