God bless anyone who can get drunk this early on a Friday.

Hey, it's 5:25 pm here and I'm about to get started...

Cocktails with dinner are good. Cocktails that are Flirtini's are even BETTER.

MUCH BETTER INDEEDY.

You guys thatfucking post drunk are loooooooser s ., sreiously. I mean come on, who the hell' comes s o n a emsssage board and then goes, heyI'm drunky!? L:ook at me! Yeah!
Omg dorks. GHEY. GHEY GHEYH GHEYEST.

y=heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ehooos ewoho hi!!!!! tonibht was fujnefesd

i wish i was drunk right now. instead i'm finishing a 10 page paper :mad: wait, maybe the paper would be easier to write if i was drunk....:D

Where's my bra?

tonight was our new girls iniation party...and i think i got more drunk here than i did at my own...


I <333 our new sisters. they honestly made my ngith :)

I was going through my PM box and clearing out some things yesterday. I came across a PM that I had saved. I was at my parents' for Christmas break last year and I came home really drunk and decided to write James a PM. It's funny so I thought I'd share it with y'all:

I w ent drinking tonight. I am si wasted right now. Went to Fridays's and I had an Amaretto Souur, Jujnebug, Peach Dacqueri, Mudslide, Lynchberg Lemmnade, and a shot of spiced rum. I was then takin to a party where I sipposeldly started telling people stories of things that I did when I was wasted. My friend saed somed of these sstories were not for public 5telling. I told people how I barffed on m,y sorority big sister at the VIP bar at a club and how I kissed my friend. Whatever. So, my "friends" Michele and Mike took me home bnecause they said I was embarrassrrissing myself. I was jjust having a bite of fun! They suck major monkey balls! Then they made me drink lots of water and I can't go to bed because I have to pee every five seconds!
My (biologiccall) sister had to help me brush my teeth. How embbarressing. I just dont wanmt my parents to know because they'd be all pissed and stuff so don't tell them ok?
I called my boyfriend but he's sleeping and won't pic up the fone. I want him to come take care of me. The problem is that he's in Orlando amd I'm in Ft.Lauderdale. I doubt he'll drive 3 hours for me. He sucks monkey balls too,.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH...that's HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

OMG I just saw this- sorry guys! Does anyone know why I was so angry?? LOL

Can alot of cough syrup get you drunk? I feel strangely inebriated after I just took way too much cough syrup to get my cough to stop. Hmmm....anyone???

I think you'd have to drink a whole lot to actually get drunk, but you can get feeling pretty good from a few doses, depending on your tolerance. I'd rather drink tequila myself.

i'm going to go out on a limb and say it was because you have $hitty roomates.. :)

drunk drunk drunmk drunmk drunkk!

office parties yeah.