The Penis song
 

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-Rudey
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My boyfriend was telling me about a time in college when he was having sex for the first time with a particular girl (not the first time ever, just with her). Well, they did their thing missionary, and when he pulled out the condom had broken. He was so sorry and freaking out and she kept telling him not to worry about it. And he thought maybe she was on the pill or something and then she said, "Um, don't you know which hole you were in?" :eek:

It was his first anal experience, but the point is, her rear was SO streched out he didn't know he wasn't sticking it in her va***a (sorry, just can't type that word out!!!). Who would have sex for the first time with someone and just let them stick it there like it's as normal as kissing?!?

Needless to say, this story has not made me want to attempt this act at all. And he wonders why I won't give it up like that?!?!?! ICK!!!!

*JAW DROP*

Oh HAYLE naw! That chick was hooch-deluxe! And also LOL cause he didn't know which hole he was in!! LOLOL!! :D

Total hooch! Needless to say he didn't go out with her again!

And yes, he was a little naive!!! He went to college when he was 16, so he wasn't too experienced yet...:rolleyes:

Ok, I've got a question that maybe you guys can answer and help to quell a debate. One of my friends swears that the first time he had sex was with his current girlfriend. But he was fooling around with a girl he was seeing before the current girlfriend and she grabbed him and slipped it in her. He pulled it right back out and says that means he's still a virgin. Some of us, including his girlfriend, think it doesn't, what's you're call?

I would say that he's not a virgin. But why does he care?

I don't know how much he really cares, it's just a constant argument we have. He still stands by him being a virgin though.

Better question.

Is someone who engages in butt sex still a virgin? This is if they haven't had vaginal sex. Someone on my campus is more than willing to have butt sex, but claims she is still a virgin because she has never had vaginal sex.

Whether she's a virgin or not, I'd say she's a little goofy.

She is one of the weirdest girls I know. Notice that I didn't call her a friend. She thinks she is still a virgin.

OKay, this sounds so funny, but LXA1048 I know tons of people like that. I think they are all Catholic (which I am too, but at least I am honest about my actions!). They feel like since they dont do it that way they still have the right to call themselves virgins but relaly it is like GROSS!! My exboyfriend's roommate had a girlfriend like that. Everyone used to ask how he liked his SH*$ PU$$Y needless to say, he should have kept his mouth shut about what they were doing.

I have a "virgin" friend who used dildos with her boyfriend. But it wasn't a flesh and blood penis, so she thinks it doesn't count...:confused:

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