I am so incredibly sick of reading status updates about everyone's kids! They are almost ALWAYS TMI.

Example... This status just popped up on my news feed:

Ok this sour tummy that Kaleigh has today is stinking up the house...rancid baby farts = EWWW!! At least she hasn't thrown up again since this morning...and seems in good spirits. Mommy on the other hand, is very very very sleepy.

Why? Just why?

Submit it all to STFU Parents and tell them you're doing it in the comments. LOL

Hahaha. Don't tempt me.

I'm angry that my 11 year old (or something) cousin wrote this:

TA DAE WAS OKAY...ATE PIZZA N WATCHED MOVIES...MY LIFE IS NOT DA SAME SINCE WE WERE NO MORE...BUT NOW WERE BEST FRIENDS..SO WAT MORE KOULD I ASK 4....

He could ask for a dictionary and someone to teach him how to diagram sentences.

High School Dropout: is any1 wantn cum 2 da Montana cookhoure
I don't know what a cookhoure is, but it sounds unpleasant.

http://www.newraleigh.com/images/articles/dunkin02.jpg

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This is my pet peeve. Hate it. Sent a note to our chapter's social chair the other day when he made something plural with an apostrophe. Deleted it because people can't take criticism of their poor grammar on the internet. I've also seen some very well educated and very smart folks on GC making this error as well. Don't know why it bugs me, but it really does.

I'm seriously going to start carrying around a bottle of Wite-Out and fixing this when I see it on signs in stores.

The only think I can think of is "couture," but who knows?

Well... the fact that he said "cum" leads me to believe that it's Montana's cook whore... so something like a slutty Roast?

former, I repeat, former rush crush from a year ago: My skin is PERFECT!!! White girls tan to get like me and Black girls hate on me!!!! Either way it goes them BITCHES ENVY me!!! SO let the haters hate cuz IM DOING THE SHIT RITE LMAO!!!

yeah, about that...

I was thinking "cookhouse" ... like maybe it's the name of a restaurant, or something?

But I think the other guesses are more fun. And yes, I did think "cook whore" originally :p

lol, is that a boy or a girl?! oh wait...RUSH crush. :o

*jumps up and down* me! me! I hate it too!

Ugh... I saw way too many apostrophe mistakes today... where do these people with absolutely no writing skills come from?!