"I'm disinclined to aquiese(sp?) your request; means NO!"

"Yeah, I stabbed a guy through the heart with a trident"

Anything else mom? You want me to mow the lawn? Forgot, New York, no grass.

I think she is the saddest girl ever to hold a martini.

Would you rather ride on the train, dance in the rain, or feel no pain?

What movie?

Put them on Double Secret Probation.

Hey, it's the quiet ones you gotta watch out for. I mean, hey, man, she might put it on a brother like a pop tart.

"Well, when in Rome."

"Listen, this L word (=love), it's so abused and bastardized, you've got to have a fair understanding of yourself before you can experience any of that...."

Brad Pitt

honey, i shrunk the kids...and the neighbor's kids too. i took them out with the trash.

"You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! Why do you have to make me feel inferior because I'm on the grill, yo? Just turn around and tell me you want a Heffer with cheese, B!"

Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

I feel the need...The Need for Speed.

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let's just say things would have turned out differently.

You'd like to think that, wouldn't you!?!