[hijack] Baking Powder????? whoa :eek: [/hijack]

Nope. I've only been fired from one job, and I didn't deserve it at all. :rolleyes: @ the memory...

Have you ever, ever, ever in you long legged life, seen a long legged sailor, with a long legged wife? :p

No, I've nevah nevah nevah in my long legged life, seen a long legged sailor with a long legged wife! ;:p ((you so SWILLY!!!)

Have you ever sworn that the last time you gave a relative some $$ it would be the last time but you gave them some $$ again anyway??

((grumbling as I go to pick up my sophomore at Morehouse nephew to take him to get a new 'fit for homecoming))

Yup, and I'm mean enough to stick to it!

have you ever rolled your neck ghetto style while in an argument?

I have rolled the neck, waved the finger AND busted out with some patois when I was kinda sorta angry. When I am REAL pissed I get quiet. Then bad things happen:o

Have you ever had a hairstyle/outfit that you KNEW was fly, only to look at a pic like 2 years later and go WHAT WAS I THINKING?

Yep, seventh grade, I had my hair cut in those Salt n Pepa/JJ Fad layered cut. Long on side short on the other. Man it was hard to grow out. Supersonic....

Have you ever wanted to just beat the isht out of your boyfriend/husband/mate? Why?

Well, I actually stabbed my ex-husband. He and I were arguing about his ho that I caught him in bed with earlier that day :mad: and when I told him that it was over and that I was leaving, the nucca actaully tried to slap me!!:mad: So I reach over and got a butcher knife out of the drawer in the kitchen and stabbed him in the hand a la New Jack City. He's so fat so it really didn't go through all the way and in the end it really didn't do anything but scare him into not calling the po-po's on me. Now I'm not a violent person, but I can be when provoked. Now with New Hubby, I've had the urge to want to slap him a couple of times when he does something that irritates me (like leave the cordless phone off the base all day long) but that's about it.

Have you ever just told somebody off at work?

Dang SAWRAH! YOU DON'T PLAY!!!!

Yes, I hav told somebody off at work and it almost turned into a fight. Thank the Lord I've evolved as a person!

Question: Have you had a serious crush on one of your co-workers? If so, did you pursue him/her? How did it turn out?

No, I've never had a crush on a co-worker, but a co-worker had a crush on me. We ended up engaged after three years, but it didn't work out. However, we are still good friends and even though he lives in another state I know I can call on him for anything and he'll be there for me.

Have you ever went to a restaurant and put hair in your food then complained so that you could get it free?

No thats a little ghetto, plus I was a waitress so I would never...but when I was in hgh school we use to go to Chuck E Cheese's and make up complaints about our food, becuase at the time the customer WAS NEVER wrong, and we took advantage of that. I am ashamed to admit.

Have you ever started going off on someone and after you stop they had nothing to do with it?

Yup and felt like an ass afterward.

Have you ever passed gas then sniffed to see how bad it was?

ALL THE TIME!! :o :eek: Sometimes I don't have to sniff too hard. :p


Have you ever been telling someone bye on IM and your computer acted an out and out donkey so you had to reboot but when you came back they were gone!?!?!?

Yes!! Damned technology! :mad:

Have you ever sent a text message/e-mail/etc. meant for some other guy to your boyfriend instead? How did you, if you could, play it off?

(happened to me last night...)

No

But HAVE YOU EVER sent your boyfriend a page to his pager after he asked you to and he did not even get it because he left his pager at home? And your page asked him to bring you some funnel cake or cotton candy back from the fair? :( :) :o


**waking up**

Here is the real HAVE YOU EVER. . . .


Have you ever had a dream that seemed sooooooo real that when you woke up and realized it was really just a dream, you were :(?

All the time. Sometimes, I wake up so sure that they are real, that I cry when I realize that they are not....

Have you ever wanted to "go postal" at work? I mean, not actually kill people, but wish that you could throw water balloons at them or something.