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what if his name is "Porky" but he's not fat?
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- Don't be afraid - of taking a chance.
- Do kiss well - and if you don't know what that means, ASK. - Do take the upper hand - I'll follow right along. -Don't throw me out of the room immediately afterwards. WTF? - Do use your tongue - EVERYWHERE. - Don't bite too hard. - Do know that I really, really, really enjoy giving head, and those sounds are not make-believe. - Do know that yes, I will swallow, but you need to make sure I have come before you do. - Do know that the problem with 69 is that I become so excited I have to let go of you - I'm afraid of biting you, which would be a real mood killer. - Do ask my favorite position. - Do talk to me later about what your "favs" were - we can be sure to book a repeat engagement. - Do understand that just because I am prim and proper during the day doesn't mean I won't let my hair down and **** the hell out of you at night. Still waters run deep. |
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That's deep! ;) :D Let me add, I'm sure most men would love you! |
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You boys will make me blush . . .
I'm just really missing the fraternity man who is such a "do". Boooooooo on
long-distance relationships and forced celibacy! |
Hugs...
Okey, how come I am getting this from a Christian Marriage Web Newsletter? :confused:
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LOL.
"The total hug: While entwined, rub your bodies against each other - as fast or as slow as you want. Use this hug to heat up foreplay or as a sexy activity all its own." Sounds like straight up humping to me. "The forceful hug: Grab your mate in a full-body hug and push her against a wall - you'll take her breath away." Sounds painful and like someone is gonna get hurt. |
don't: post about what we do on an internet message board
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Those hugs sound nasty.
Do hug me like you are genuinely happy to see me. Don't try to get your dry hump on while hugging me. |
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Do call me first thing in the morning with your rough voice and say you are thinking of me.
Do perform what I ask you to do after an intense making out session. Do ask me to wear those heels you like. |
Not that I know from experience.... But the use of inflatables during lovemaking just seems counterproductive or is it just me? ;)
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DO kiss other places than my mouth...it gets boring and I start watching TV out of the corner of my eye.
DON'T tell me you love my love handles. For God's sake, I weigh 125 pounds! What do you want from me?? I definitely was not willing to continue that romantic liaison right away... |
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