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DaemonSeid 09-19-2007 11:36 AM

what if his name is "Porky" but he's not fat?

fyrnymph 09-19-2007 08:56 PM

- Don't be afraid - of taking a chance.
- Do kiss well - and if you don't know what that means, ASK.
- Do take the upper hand - I'll follow right along.
-Don't throw me out of the room immediately afterwards. WTF?
- Do use your tongue - EVERYWHERE.
- Don't bite too hard.
- Do know that I really, really, really enjoy giving head, and those sounds are not make-believe.
- Do know that yes, I will swallow, but you need to make sure I have come before you do.
- Do know that the problem with 69 is that I become so excited I have to let go of you - I'm afraid of biting you, which would be a real mood killer.
- Do ask my favorite position.
- Do talk to me later about what your "favs" were - we can be sure to book a repeat engagement.
- Do understand that just because I am prim and proper during the day doesn't mean I won't let my hair down and **** the hell out of you at night. Still waters run deep.

delph998 09-19-2007 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fyrnymph (Post 1522936)
- Don't be afraid - of taking a chance.
- Do kiss well - and if you don't know what that means, ASK.
- Do take the upper hand - I'll follow right along.
-Don't throw me out of the room immediately afterwards. WTF?
- Do use your tongue - EVERYWHERE.
- Don't bite too hard.
- Do know that I really, really, really enjoy giving head, and those sounds are not make-believe.
- Do know that yes, I will swallow, but you need to make sure I have come before you do.
- Do know that the problem with 69 is that I become so excited I have to let go of you - I'm afraid of biting you, which would be a real mood killer.
- Do ask my favorite position.
- Do talk to me later about what your "favs" where - we can be sure to book a repeat engagement.
- Do understand that just because I am prim and proper during the day doesn't mean I won't let my hair down and **** the hell out of you at night. Still waters run deep.


That's deep! ;) :D

Let me add, I'm sure most men would love you!

Animate 09-20-2007 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by delph998 (Post 1522970)
That's deep! ;) :D

Let me add, I'm sure most men would love you!

Most men? Hell I'm in love NOW!

fyrnymph 09-20-2007 09:59 AM

You boys will make me blush . . .
 
I'm just really missing the fraternity man who is such a "do". Boooooooo on
long-distance relationships and forced celibacy!

AKA_Monet 09-20-2007 03:21 PM

Hugs...
 
Okey, how come I am getting this from a Christian Marriage Web Newsletter? :confused:

Anyhow, for those who want to know...

Quote:

Hug your way to hotter sex

Sure, a big old bear hug helps you feel closer to your mate. But the right kind of cuddle can also bring out the tiger in you both.

Try these three sweet and saucy squeezes:


The total hug: While entwined, rub your bodies against each other - as fast or as slow as you want. Use this hug to heat up foreplay or as a sexy activity all its own.


The forceful hug: Grab your mate in a full-body hug and push her against a wall - you'll take her breath away.


The reptilian hug: While in bed, wrap yourself around your mate's legs and slowly creep up his body like a reptile climbing a tree. Savor every inch of him and pause at any point you like.


Source: Redbook (May 2006)

Animate 09-20-2007 03:45 PM

LOL.

"The total hug: While entwined, rub your bodies against each other - as fast or as slow as you want. Use this hug to heat up foreplay or as a sexy activity all its own."

Sounds like straight up humping to me.

"The forceful hug: Grab your mate in a full-body hug and push her against a wall - you'll take her breath away."

Sounds painful and like someone is gonna get hurt.

RU OX Alum 09-20-2007 04:02 PM

don't: post about what we do on an internet message board

nikki1920 09-20-2007 04:10 PM

Those hugs sound nasty.

Do hug me like you are genuinely happy to see me.
Don't try to get your dry hump on while hugging me.

OOhsoflyDELTA#9 09-24-2007 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fyrnymph (Post 1522936)
- Don't be afraid - of taking a chance.
- Do kiss well - and if you don't know what that means, ASK.
- Do take the upper hand - I'll follow right along.
-Don't throw me out of the room immediately afterwards. WTF?
- Do use your tongue - EVERYWHERE.
- Don't bite too hard.
- Do know that I really, really, really enjoy giving head, and those sounds are not make-believe.
- Do know that yes, I will swallow, but you need to make sure I have come before you do.
- Do know that the problem with 69 is that I become so excited I have to let go of you - I'm afraid of biting you, which would be a real mood killer.
- Do ask my favorite position.
- Do talk to me later about what your "favs" were - we can be sure to book a repeat engagement.
- Do understand that just because I am prim and proper during the day doesn't mean I won't let my hair down and **** the hell out of you at night. Still waters run deep.

I hear ya playa!!! ;)

nikki1920 10-12-2007 04:31 PM

Do call me first thing in the morning with your rough voice and say you are thinking of me.

Do perform what I ask you to do after an intense making out session.

Do ask me to wear those heels you like.

AKA_Monet 10-12-2007 09:22 PM

Not that I know from experience.... But the use of inflatables during lovemaking just seems counterproductive or is it just me? ;)

tld221 10-12-2007 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AKA_Monet (Post 1536920)
Not that I know from experience.... But the use of inflatables during lovemaking just seems counterproductive or is it just me? ;)

call me the young inexperienced one here, but umm... what? (inflatables makes me think of those flotation devices for the pool... or like a blowup doll? i HOPE you have no such experience with the latter...)

AKA_Monet 10-12-2007 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1536930)
call me the young inexperienced one here, but umm... what? (inflatables makes me think of those flotation devices for the pool... or like a blowup doll? i HOPE you have no such experience with the latter...)

Naw girl, there are insertable inflatables these days... I dun seent 'em. Folks appear to enjoy these "utensils"... And yes, they inflate 3-5 times original size... :rolleyes:

fantASTic 10-15-2007 12:51 AM

DO kiss other places than my mouth...it gets boring and I start watching TV out of the corner of my eye.

DON'T tell me you love my love handles. For God's sake, I weigh 125 pounds! What do you want from me?? I definitely was not willing to continue that romantic liaison right away...


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