Ummmm I think that means the baby is seriously about to get the heck outta there. Why would you be Facebooking at a time like that???

Seriously. Not a moment for a mobile update!

she's a DISTANT cousin
 

"umm.i must jus had an nightmare"

comment from her friend:U is a nightmare ****..lol j/p... U know u gud lil bitty nigah

I definitely feel you on this.

A problem I'm noticing lately is not so much that people have overshare in their own posts, but commenters on their posts have overshare. Like, seriously, I get that you guys are married, and I get that you guys are having a baby, but I don't need to know that "facebook friend's" wife is taking 20 bathroom breaks a day, because their son thinks her bladder is a punching bag.

Especially since I don't even KNOW facebook friend's wife because the only reason he's on my facebook at all is because he was dating one of my sisters when I added him.

_____ wants a blunt, I'm ashamed to have never smoked weed. Do I have any drug dealer FB friends? lol ...& its GREAT being BLACK, but even BETTER being African, no matter how much shit I deal with in the U.S...In 5yrs, my AFRICAN ass will be back in Africa, running with giraffes, eating mangos & teaching my monkey how to give head haha jk

I might post a status about the man who smelled like pee on the train today, but I can only think of a few images I'd want in my mind less than a baby using a bladder for a punching bag.

Who are these people, and why are you guys friends with them? Ever since I removed my psycho ex-co-worker, my Facebook Friends List has been downright delightful.

I also keep my friends limited to people I actually know and like, so that might have something to do with it.

Had I known that sister's ex boyfriend's new wife would be posting about bladder punching bags, I wouldn't have added him many moons ago.

Actually, I just need to purge my friends list of people I haven't talked to since college. Facebook came out for my school when I was a junior or senior, so we tended to add everyone in our excitement.

ETA: I usually hide the people that are annoying (after bitching about them here) - but I can't control other commentors on my facebook friends' statuses.

Yeah, I'm pretty picky about who I add and don't add. I have ignored chapter sisters multiple times. I also have no problem deleting people or hiding others. Only recently did I add family members (other than my sister). Call me a snob, but I'm not complaining on this thread! :D

I'm friends with this 16-year-old girl from my Norwegian club who obviously has a messed up home life. She always posts inappropriate stuff about her mom as well as drugs and alcohol. Oh and she updates her status alllll the time.

_____ REALLY F***ING HIGH!!

(I censored it.) Why am I friends with her?

This one made me lol:

My Cousin: 2 hr nap, rolling over and the only motivation to move is to start drinking.
Someone's comment: if your liver doesnt look like haiti alreaady. it will look like it after tonite. haha

Once again, people commenting on my friends' facebook statuses make me want to go on some sort of rampage:

Friend who works overnight: Up before noon... wierd, LOL.
Random Bia who has no idea how obnoxious she seems:Yeah I HATE getting up before noon. School sucks.

Oh really? Does school suck? Because you have to get up before noon for school?

Damn that pesky education...

HS Friend: IF REAL RECOGNIZE REAL, THEN ALOTTA THESE NIGGAS OUT HERE LOOKING UNFAMILIAR...
Random: Boi they been looking unfamiliar... they aint just start!!

smh