Not in my backward utensils! Go back to china! (Bideebong)

I thought it was "Not in my back yard"? I'm:confused: .

In Cyberland we only drink....Diet Coke! (Diet Coke!) (Diet Coke!)

It is. My bad typo and bad proofreading.

The man in the moon is a lady --
A lady with lipstick and pearls.

Trust me, it wouldn't be the first time I misheard lyrics really wrong.;)


Who is that girl I see,
Staring straight back at me?

Look at me
there has to be
Something more than what they see . . .
Just look, I'm Sandra Dee.

Clearly, some philosophies aren't for all people.
And THAT'S my new philosophy.

Cellophane
Mister cellophane
Should I bend my name
Mister cellophane
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there
I tell you cellophane
Mister cellophane
Should I bend my name
Mister cellophane
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there

Grease is the word!

"Summer Dreams,
Ripped at the seams,
But oh, those summer nights..."

Momma, we'll buy you the rice
If only this once
You wouldn't think twice
It could be so nice
If Momma got married to stay

Mama thinks I'm living in a convent,
A secluded little convent
In the southern part of France.

Mama doesn't even have an inkling
That I'm working in a nightclub
In a pair of lacy pants.

So please, sir.
If you run into my Mama,
Don't reveal my indiscretion,
Give a working girl a chance.

Hush up, don't tell Mama,
Shush up, don't tell Mama...
Don't tell Mama,
Whatever you do.
If you had a secret,
You bet I would keep it.
I would never tell on you.
I'm breaking every promise
That I gave her,
So won't you kindly do a girl
A great big favor?
And please, my sweet patater,
Keep this from the Mater,
Though my dance
Is not against the law.

You can tell my Papa, that's all right,
'Cause he comes in here every night,
But don't tell Mama what you saw!

(Sorry, I just had to do a whole verse and refrain. I remember like yesterday first hearing this at my sister's Phi Mu parent's night when I was about 10.)

"Oh, almost paradise,
We're knocking on heavens door..."

And if you've gotta use the toilet
And later on you start to scratch like hell
Take off your underwear and boil it
Cause you've got memories of old Rydell :p

Ask any of the chickies in my pen
They'll tell you I'm the biggest mother hen
I love them all and all of them love me
Because the system works
The system called reciprocity

Gotta a little motto
Always sees me through
When your good to mama
Mama's good to you

There's a lot of favors
I'm prepared to do
You do one for mama
She'll do one for you




(does anyone else start forgetting what musicals you have quoted?)

"In whatever time we have,
for as long as we are living,
We can face whatever comes
if we face it now as one.

I could make it on my own
let me know that I don't have to.
No one really wants to be alone
in whatever time we have"

In every age mankind attempts
to fabricate great works
at once magnificient
and impossible

On desert sands, from mountains of stone
a pyramid!
From flying buttresses alone
A wall of light!
A chapel ceiling
screaming one man's ecstatsy!
One man's ecstasy

Miracles them all
China's endless wall
stonehenge, the parthenon, the duomo
the aqueduts of Rome

We did not attempt to make
with mammoth blocks of stone
a giant pyramid, no not a pyramid
nor gothic walls that radiate with light

Our task was to dram upon and then create
a floating city
a floating city