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Dear Sir:
Can you kindly refrain from telling the story about how you conceived your two sons? I am soooooo sick and tired of you telling the story of how you took ginseng before their conception (said sons are 11 months apart). That just lets people know you were a selfish rabbit humping azz bastid who wasn't willing to satisfy your partner. Hence, you having four daughters before having your first son. Tell that kung fu king story again and I'll be sure to call my girl C and have her bring her machete so I can cut your azz from here to Kingdom Come!!!!!!!! :mad: Very truly yours, Me |
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Dear old ass man...
If you ever...eeeeeever ever ever ever ever...walk into my part time job...carrying on about "n-words" in reference to my alma mater again...my sense of decorum will take a leave of absence and I will be forced to introduce your rectum to the left foot of fellowship. Sincerely, The "n-word" who got a full scholarship to the "damn" school you talked about. P.S.-Ya momma |
E-NOUGH!!! When I say I am sick of you mvthaf$#@, I mean I am SICK of you mvthaf$#%@! Tonight was the final straw. I don't give a dayum if yall are my siblings. I have never had to cuss all of you out at once, but I'm glad you finally know what I am capable of.
And no, there will not be a next time cause you inconsiderate, irresponsible, kids-of-biatches won't have the opportunity. Now think I am playing if you want to, because like I said, "If I wanted to play games I would've bought a wii!" Know that I am as serious as BARACK OBAMA!:mad: |
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Dear Ms. New
You got your priorities F-up. And for that, you got me F-up and other Black people F-up too. You kan’t kall me for assistance when you’re 4 months behind on your kar note and expect me to do something special for you. I must admit, I tried to offer you some help. But when you said “Damn, I should have just got the BMW for a hundred dollars more a month”, I knew you were doomed. You ain’t but six months older than me and I feel I got my head on str8; what the #$#% happened to you?! If you kan’t afford the note on the Magnum, what the hell makes you think you kan offered the BMW? “It’s my dream car, you know, that 745” You 25, 2 kids, 4 months behind, and 2 seconds from getting that foot up your ass that you should have got when you were younger. Time goes on. 4 days later, Ms. New got the nerve to kall saying “I wanna speak to T, I wanna speak to T!!! He said they aren’t gonna take my car!!!” I didn’t say that @#$@. I advised you that once you make some of these payments, I'd work that out. You needed that. So now you kan focus the right things instead of what the hell you see on TV!!!!! Buy a used kar next time and understand the fundamentals of a Simple Interest Loan. Now walk your ass to work. |
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I'm baaaaacccckkkkk.....
To EVERYONE this message will apply to:
Being that this is the final day of 2008, I want to say this and make something VERY clear to ALL of you: I know that there's one born every minute and everyday I was EVERYONE'S SUCKER. So here's a nice PSA to you people: The old me will be tossed into a tightly sealed Hefty bag and suffocated, NEVER- and I repeat NEVER- TO RETURN. That nice, sweet person you once knew will become non-existent by midnight once the ball has dropped, the confetti has fallen and the fat lady has sung. I- like Norbit Albert Rice- will no longer BE.YOUR.B!+CH!!!!!! :mad: So get used to seeing me in b!@tch mode 24/7/365. To all of you trifling nuccas and hoodrats asking me to do favors for you, guess what the answer will ALWAYS be: HAYLE TO THA NAW!!!!!!! And you know what? Saying the N-word will always feel sooooo good!!!!!! Being selfish will become my #1 priority. I don't care what anyone thinks. I have to begin to bring peace of mind to my own life and take care of, nurture and live for ME, MYSELF and I. Because at the end of the day, she's all I have. Thank you and good riddance!!!!!! *bowing* |
Dear 'Ol Girl:
I am SICK of your split personalities. Pick one and roll with it. You know my degree is in Psychology. We used to study people like you. You have OFFICIALLY been terminated from the team!:cool: |
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