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One must not poke where one does not belong... ;)

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Originally Posted by AKA_Monet (Post 1520045)

DO:

Take deep breaths upon thrusting and parries for each set of 9...
Spoon your partner(s) for at least 5 minutes when there is stress...
Create a sitz-bath with essential oil aphrodisiacs, i.e. sandalwood and rose water
Create heighten moods with aromatherapeutic candles, namely pink or reds with a strawberry or vanilla scent
Drink plenty of cool water laced with Damiana root extract...

DO NOT:

Introduce the "future" with your significant other before, during and after lovemaking - always be walking in the spiritual space of enjoying the other entity's presence

Allow the area to be sullied by stress and hate. The energy transference causes pain during lovemaking that conflicts with the essence of the soul. It connotes a form of abuse that could be labeled a rape and predisposes to increased risk of all sexually transmitted infections, including yeast.

EVER equate your lovers toward the focal lover. Wholly inappropriate. If sex is more enjoyable from one lover than another, the problem resides in you not the lover. Improve your heart thank love expressions so you achieve the "transcendental expansion".

something about the word "thrust" that rubs me the wrong way. im not sure if i mean that semi-pun, but really it does.

and is a parry the opposite of a thrust?

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Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1521155)

something about the word "thrust" that rubs me the wrong way. im not sure if i mean that semi-pun, but really it does.

and is a parry the opposite of a thrust?

The issue is about breathing... Most couples fail to breathe during coitus.

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Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1521155)

something about the word "thrust" that rubs me the wrong way.

LMAO!:D

If she's got something that parries my thrust .. . well that would be a rude freakin' awakening.

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Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1521155)

something about the word "thrust" that rubs me the wrong way. im not sure if i mean that semi-pun, but really it does.

and is a parry the opposite of a thrust?

If his thrust rubs you the wrong way. . . coach him . . . make him do better ;)

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Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1521155)

something about the word "thrust" that rubs me the wrong way. im not sure if i mean that semi-pun, but really it does.

and is a parry the opposite of a thrust?

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Originally Posted by James (Post 1521164)

If his thrust rubs you the wrong way. . . coach him . . . make him do better ;)

Now, that is what I am saying...

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Originally Posted by James (Post 1521164)

If his thrust rubs you the wrong way. . . coach him . . . make him do better ;)

his not "his" thrusts (hypothetical "his") that rub me the wrong, its the word, how it sounds. its slowly becoming a trigger word of mine, as is "massage" and current trigger words "moist" and "panties."

umm ok, so carry on while i time travel backwards to sit in Freud's chair for a couple of hours to work this out...

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Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1521223)

Like, PENIS? ;) :rolleyes: :p

AKA_Monet is straight foward. She doesn't sugar coat anything.:)

Great - now I've got all my old college fencing moves mixed up with sex.
My favorite fencing t-shirt?
Beat me.
Bind me.
But don't touch me.
Ha ha - fencing humour!

I had a really bad dream last night. I was eating a girl out and she peed all over my face, either that or she got off. They both seem the same in my opinion.

Lesson learned: stop eating a girl out when their legs start shaking.

hijack

I saw "thrust" and "parry" and thought of the cartoon where Daffy Duck was Robin Hood and had his trusty buck and three-quarters staff that he tried to use to get into the castle.

/hijack

If you ever have something quarter staff size thrusting at you in this context . . . I hope you run away :)

And if it looks like daffy duck . . flee also :)

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Originally Posted by nikki1920 (Post 1521463)

hijack

I saw "thrust" and "parry" and thought of the cartoon where Daffy Duck was Robin Hood and had his trusty buck and three-quarters staff that he tried to use to get into the castle.

/hijack

bwhahaha!! Touche! lol

and I will run...so far away...