LOL! you are sooo gonna get reported for this! (not by me tho lol)

Because they're always fantasizing about me being the one of the girls from BET After Dark. :rolleyes: Just because I have big boobs and a great butt doesn't mean I'll let you bend me over like Hip Hop Barbie. I tend to like white guys but you wouldn't get halfway down the road on that one.

That sounded so racist....against yourself. I'm cracking up sooooo hard right now. :p

Okay, I'll bite. How are black women different?

lies. there are white dudes that i'd bang in a heartbeat, if i was single. for example a former co-worker. 6"5', 230, sarcastic, funny, married. :(
*fans self*

the funny thing is that i hear the opposite.

Weird. That's exactly what I hear but it's always been a black man who said it, not a white man. Though I should mention that said black men are the same ones who claim we're "too independent" so bah.


So what you're saying is you love us cuz we got our own. :p

ETA: And racist wasn't the word I was looking for. I should've said "racially stereotypical."

yes, i meant that i heard it from black guys. forgot to add that part. :o

Dear Uterus,
I thought we had resolved this issue. You get five days a month to make life miserable, and five days only. Your five days for March start next week. Why in hell did you decide to start this today? Your sense of timing is mortifying at best (Yes, I still remember prom!) but this is just cruel. If this bs continues; I may have to take some serious measures. Consider yourself warned. Stick to your five days, the rest of the month belongs to me.
Abide by my conditions or GTFO,
Yours Sincerely,
A very bloated, emotional, and crampy Strawberry.

Bwahahahaha! :D

:eek:
Lol!

Is it Spring Break for you? Cuz that would suck. A lot.

Same thing I hear too, and from black men....soft, weak black men, that is.

No, but it was Date Night. :(

My girl cat used the litter box and I started to smell it, and I think it is a result of the change in food and treats we give her, and maybe the medicine. Before I could get up and turn on the bathroom fan and grab air freshener she was so offended she went and buried it deeper.

My boy cat had a little respiratory crud and sneezed some yellow green snot. Before I could wipe it off his blanket he licked it up. I also found some dried on the wall today and other snot on the window where he suns himself.

I also found out my friend's dog will go into the litterbox and eat the cat poop, this actually has a name "kitty roca." Now that's foul and I'm mad because Almond Roca will never look the same.

LOL my step-sister calls it that, too!!! If my dog finds some in the ivy outside our house...uh oh!

:( I was told it was called that because with clumping or clay litter the bits stick to the poop and resemble the nuts on the outside of an Almond Roca. SICK. My cats use Feline Pine anyway, so I'd never have that issue.

Last night, I watched He Got Game and immediately added "on a ferris wheel" to my To-Do list. I don't ever think I'll ever be that bold, though. :o