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Our Commander In Chief..... (Lawd Help!)
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Freddy: I can't talk right now, I'm smiling for the camera. Plus I don't like sushi, strictly beef. |
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Baby: Where's my mommy? I want my mommy!!!!!!! |
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WOW...those are some funny pics LOL That's going to be so funny when that baby gets older and he looks back on that picture:D |
Grace Hightower DeNiro, Alexis Clark and Muffie P. Aston
At this place called the Supper Club in NYC. Yes, woman on the right really is named Muffie.
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Lady on the left: "Nice to see you again. Thanks for the compliment" Lady in the middle: He he he (fake giggle). ~Thinking to herself~- 'No this beyach did not come out of the house with her buckshots hanging out in the back. She could have at least got her hair done. She is making us look bad. I am sooo embarassed'. |
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LOL! I was wondering what was up with her hair! |
TTT/Robin Leach, Shaq and Mrs. Shaunie Diesel
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Robin: Well Shaq, if I could get my fat azz through your doors, trust me I would. But I've had too many desserts to even get through my own door. Shaunie: Ooooooooh, this chick's weave is soooooo jacked up. I need to hook her up with my stylist! |
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Dubya: Oh look.. my long lost (and smarter) baby twin! See! Baby: Who gave me to this pile of dung? I don't look nothin like it! |
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You betta hope he stands there all night, Shaquille. Cause when he leave, Imma stab your hand like Nino Brown did Christopher Williams in New Jack City. How do yall get swept by the Chicago Bulls, 4-0? And if you think I'm going to Sam's Club twice a week to shop for your azz all summer, you got another thing coming..... |
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Had to bring this one back up! Do they not have hand lotion where he is? |
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Who arched his eyebrows? I need them to do mine! |
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Queen: My dear, apparently you have come out of your shoe. How embarassing! |
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Queen: Yeah right. Your azz kissing won't make up for your poor posture. You shoulda been on both knees! |
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Soror Star Jones w/random Miami women
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Random White Women: "Damn, we can't have NOTHIN' to ourselves!!!" |
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Random women: It's just you! Somebody call catering ASAP! |
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woman deep in thought: "HA! I bet these heffas won't put me on the Planning Committee again after inviting Star. Thanks, Star! *still laughing hysterically in her head while looking pensive*" woman to Star's right: "I make rolling out of bed in my lingerie look fabulous!" |
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Star: Do ya'll think the flowers on my dress are too much? Lady on the left: Well since you mentioned it . . . . . |
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EFF YOU, YOU OLE HEFFA...My head is not the size of a rottweiler's head on my body! |
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" Gee, I wish LaPhonze could finish oiling me down wit dat baby oil..." |
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Star: "Let me get a Patron shot!!!" |
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"take me to your leader" |
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baby : president bush...i vehemently disagree with your foreign policy and your handling of the Iraq war. Your methods in the illegal immigration situation is equally deplorable. bush : waahhh!!!! |
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Star: I'm down to my goal weight everyone, let's celebrate!!!!!!!! |
BGA and Soror Starra, Dlisted.com
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Al: The only reason I'm smiling is b/c I'm drunk as a skunk and I'm gonna go see LaFonz tonight while Star's passed out on the bed. :D |
And before you go crazy wondering who it is - its Lauren Hill
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