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Okay everyone. Remember that crazy chick Kim I told y'all about in past posts? I haven't been in touch with her- nor have I seen her- for awhile and everything was fine. Life was going great as usual until she sent me a note and friend request on Myspace last night. She wanted to know how I was doing and that she missed me. :rolleyes: So of course I DENIED her friend request and sent her a nice little note, but my guess is her bison headed azz won't get that I'm talking about her. Now I'll have to block her again. The only reason why I unblocked her is because I thought that she'd get the hint and not contact me again since she'd been blocked for so long before. Obviously, that didn't happen. :rolleyes:
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You're a trip. You've got some balls doc to sit up here and ask me "for a little money." See this is what kills me about you silly jokers. You get with this girl with no other intentions but to hit it and quit it. You got her pregnant, she had the kid and now she put your tail out and you ask me for "a little money" until you get paid. Dude please. You should have thought about that before you and her decided to use your skank ass draws as ankle warmers. Will I help you move? Yeah, I will. I have no problem with that, but I'm not going to give you a damn dime because one, I don't have that kind of money to give, and two if I did I still wouldn't give it to you. You were the one waxin' that ass like rain dance, not me. You hit it, had the kid and now you want me to help pay for your dumb ass mistake? Dude, take on some responsibility. I always smile:D from ear to ear when these women go to the Friend of the court on dudes like you, that way you no good, jelly back jokers can't run and hide. I'm just still trippin' how "YOU", a full grown man still doesn't understand that the nookie is not free. You can either pay for it through marriage, or your way. But either way, you will pay, regardless. I knew you were up to something, because you and I aren't even cool like that. It's funny how a joker starts and keeps coming around, trying to be cool with another joker for no apparent reason. So, other than helping you move, don't ask me for shit. You should have kept your draws up and your dick in your pants.
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I have a confession:
I LOVE ALL 22 PAGES OF THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!! :D :cool: |
Dear Co-worker lady:
I admit...you are sexy AND fine as hayle, but your boyfriend is so "play-hood" it's ridiculous. First of all, he is so short, I wonder do you have to go with him to get tickets to an "R" rated movie, second, when did being "hood" really impress people? If that's what you like then so be it, but you could do so much better...like me...so get on the winning team.:cool:;) |
Dear...Might not be soon 2 be Mrs.
I just want to let you know...that I indeed have been messing around with your fiance for the last 8 months...and quite frankly...U NEED 2 GET IT TOGETHER! I get so tired of him complaining about some mess you did and having to convince him to stay home...Sweetie...I don't want your man! But I be damned if he leaves you for some retarded ish you did and then him b stuck in my face all day! That's the point of this lil situation anyway. When I'm done, he GOES HOME! Not laid up under me asking questions, and gettin on my last nerve. So please, I AM BEGGING YOU! Do what you gotta do to make that man happy, cuz I DO NOT wanna b n ur shoes!!!! Sincerely, In-it-4-the-helluvit (It may be wrong, but at least I don't have to worry about a FB situation that could possibly f- sumbody else and try to infect me...NO WAY...oh...and I don't do BF's and relationships anymore...that ish is OVERRATED!!!!) |
Barbie Part 2
Dearest Barbie:
Once again, I must call your stupid azz out. Last Wednesday, I filed a vacay day slip to take Thursday off to go see my nana in the hospital. When I went to your office to have you sign the slip so I could file it with the receptionist, you had gone home for the day. So I- knowing protocol- went to PC and he signed the slip for me approving the day and e-mailed you and my other supervisor. *NOTE* My nana is 80 y.o. and has been hospitalized since the 18th with congestive heart failure AND pneumonia. She's making progress slowly but surely. */NOTE* So when I come to work on Friday and you asked me what was going on and I told you- thinking you were genuinely concerned- the only thing your stupid azz was worried about was why I hadn't come to you earlier on Wednesday for you to sign my vacay day slip. And then you told me that next time I decide to do that I should give you more notice. WTF?!?!? How the hayle was I supposed to know you were gonna leave early? Also, where the hayle are your elderly family members? Do they live here or in Russia? And I'm sure you'd call in sick or something if anything happened to them. But it's all to the good. You should thank goodness I didn't go Wayne Brady on you and choke the living highlights out of that empty noggin of yourn. Oh, but you can still get it if you decide to act stupid again. Remember that...... |
2 my teacher: Stop talkin Sh_t before i shave the fat off yo back and make bacon!!!!!
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I hope next weekend you and I can go to the show and have a nice peaceful candlelight dinner without you bringing Sarah and Phil's broke azz. I'm getting tired of those two jokers tagging along. For real. Phil won't work and I find it sad that this joker is content with his girl paying for his broke hungry azz everytime we go to the movies or eat. Whenever they come along we have no privacy, therefore I can't do the things I want with you, so stop telling them our plans and the next time they invite themselves, tell them NO!!! and tell Phil's narrow, broke azz I said he can "Phil" these nutz!!:mad:
Sorry azz joker! Peace and blessings |
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