I hate you!!!!

And NO you DONT know what the hayle you are doing....wit your lame a$$!!!!

I am not here to fire anyone, but YOU really need to be fired. Kissing my ass will not help you when the day comes (and it will), and the fact that you are black will do you no good with me.

You need to DO BETTA!

P.S. STOP TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR MEDICAL SITUATIONS! Do you notice I NEVER ask about them? Do you notice that I start trying to leave as soon as you start talking about it? WHY must you bring your lazy butt into MY OFFICE to start telling me about it?

Ugh.

stop looking for reasons to say no
 

just do IT!

i know you have to sell ideas to people but good Lord, if you know the VP of the company has tasked me with getting something out and i'm asking you to cooperate. Don't look at me like i'm from mars and find a way to tell me how busy you are and can't do it.

Just f"ing do it!

you SO hit the nail on the head. I had to actually stop people from saying "aww you're young, you'll learn"

that's why i got promoted and you didn't a$$!

I can say whatever the H#LL I want now....I am the *Boss*...

Of course, I am retired.

But it is so cool...brokeeeeeeeeeeee....but cool.

Dude, it was bad enough when you were rolling in at lunchtime every day. Now you're not bothering to show up at all. "Working from home" my ass.

There is a giant bug on the paper clip holder on my desk. I really want to scream like a little girl and make one of the guys kill it for me. But I think I'm going to have to be a big girl and kill it myself. Yuck, yuck, yuck!!! :(

Stupid drunk man, quit coming into our store and trying to flirt with the girls half your age. You are creepy! Do you think it's a coincidence that the person you're talking to always gets a phone call??? You could at least buy something every once in a while to play it off. I know you are lonely, but there are better ways to make friends!

Are you really THAT stupid or is it just an act?

Look. You have an office. With a door. You are one of the maybe 5% of people in this firm who rate a private office with a door.

So when you get on your speakerphone, SHUT THE DAMN DOOR.

There are so many hours in the day. If you spend two of them complaining, don't come to me asking for more help than I'm already providing.

No, I didn't read the memo. In fact, I've never read any memo you sent.

Don't bother emailing them to me, I won't read it.

When I say, "Make sure you read these chapters and understand the concepts; there might be a quiz on Thursday," don't get all huffy when, on Thursday, you get a quiz over exactly what I suggested you understand. And don't roll your eyes at me, either.

Yes, I realize it's my job to teach you. But it's your job to come to class, PREPARED, ready to learn.

And yes, if you leave your cell phone on and take a call during class, I'm going to stop talking. And I'm going to look at you while you have your conversation. If it embarrasses you that the whole class is watching you talk on your phone, then DON'T ANSWER IT!

(I can't wait for this week to be over.)

Please don't come to school Friday and my work day will go a whole lot better!!

Some kids need to feign illness more often!!

"Yes, an offer!!! Y'all can kiss my two weeks notice, I'm movin' on up!!!"