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I didn't get to watch last night. :(

With Jay, its always something with the outfit and hair and importantly, it gets worse by the week!

I think it's time to pick some of them judges apart......

This is my pick of the week: Miss J. Alexander

Dear Miss Hunny,

I would first like to start off by saying, yo hurr is too thick to not have a precise perm. It is quite evident that you like to be long and nachural, however, you being "how'u'doin" and all it would be in your best interest to get yourself together for us viewers who have to look at you weekly. As of now we are not getting a "pretty" picture.

Second, the pink lip syndrome is not cute in 2005. I know there has to be a shade of something to help out the extra in your lip.

Now I do like you and all, but you just like the ameture models need a lil more work.

P.S. I don't like Jayla. She looks like Satan's step child and must be rebuked! Hopefully they will be able to rebuke her next week!

Respectfully,

ANTM Non-faithful Viewer

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Originally posted by DSTinguished1
Here's one thing that I noticed tonight, although Lisa might be crazy, weird and drunk; that heifa delivers in the photo shoot. A lot of these people bring all their emotions, nervousness and drama to the challenges and they end up not doing well. Lisa, however comes to the shoot and does the damn thing. Im not saying I like her but they can't cut her (at least not now) because she does a great job of delivering what they want in the photos.

CO SIGN and to be honest? Lisa is making the show right now. Kym is doing her part, but her "women" keep leaving the show so :p

She's growing on me because she can handle the pressure. When everyone was talking about her last week(the judges included) that heffa delivered in her pics, that's what the next Top Model needs to do, shake it off! I think if she continues to pull it off, she might be remembered like Eva the Diva(close, but not quite!)

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Out of everyone, I can't stand Jayla cause she is actually mean and vindictive. Lisa really isnt mean, shes just crazy and drunk so I feel more bad for her because that's just the way she is. However, Jayla is purposefully(sp?) being mean.

I agree and dang I was really digging Jayla and her pics until last week. How dare she say that someone else ain't all that, how bout you heffa? :rolleyes:

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very surprised they send Kyle home over Bre, but very glad that Bre is still in it. If she doesn't shape up next week then I think she's a goner...

I think Bre should have gone home this week. Her confidence just isn't there, and I could see her being another boring shy Naima if she won.

Hair looking coarser than a box of Brillo pads. . .

http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/u...aattacks_2.jpg

I agree, the final three will be Nik, Kim and Lisa. In the end, while I hope Nik wins, I think it will be Lisa. She's got the attitude needed to pull it off. I also think her behavior is befitting a model...keep it real, they aren't the healthiest people around, and she likes to party. I think once she learns to take a bottle of wine to the neck without acting crazy afterwards, that she'll be great.

Did you notice how Nik came back out last night and walked with some sass into the judging arean and said that she wanted Nigel to know that she could, blah, blah, blah. I put some money on this... Nik and Nigel will hook something up after the show. I would, shoo!

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Originally posted by DELTABRAT
Did you notice how Nik came back out last night and walked with some sass into the judging arean and said that she wanted Nigel to know that she could, blah, blah, blah. I put some money on this... Nik and Nigel will hook something up after the show. I would, shoo!

Cain't nobody tell me that Nigel don't like him some dark meat! First, he's ready to go to the projects, then he looks at Nik like he could sop her up with a biscuit!

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Hair looking coarser than a box of Brillo pads. . .

http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/u...aattacks_2.jpg

uggh! *insert sick face here*

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Hair looking coarser than a box of Brillo pads. . .

http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/u...aattacks_2.jpg

Ms. Jay please

a. get mommas pressing comb
b. get a Bantu
c. cut dat off

:rolleyes: pick one and make it like Nike and Just Do It

Y'all are killin' me with your comments! I don't understand Why Tyra insists on throwing in a horrible "ghetto child" impersonation in every episode. Its insulting and makes me a little embarassed for her.:o

Miss J..well..s/he needs some chapstick and a bucket of lotion-no- a trough full of of shea butter, baby oil, Vaseline, jojoba oil- cuz lady-dude is looking extra ashy! Every show! I just don't understand how someone could go on TV like that all of the time!

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Hair looking coarser than a box of Brillo pads. . .

http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/u...aattacks_2.jpg

DON'T EVA POST DIS PIC AGAIN!!

LMAO!!!!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://www.gigibeauty.com/images/HAW...OL%20SCALP.jpg

http://www.salonspaexpo.com/images/mizani_rhelaxer.JPG

LNF done found a picture of Hawaiian Silky - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Originally posted by btb87
Cain't nobody tell me that Nigel don't like him some dark meat! First, he's ready to go to the projects, then he looks at Nik like he could sop her up with a biscuit!

DEAD @ sop her up with a biscuit! LMAO!

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http://www.upn.com/shows/top_model5/...02/ep07_07.jpg

She looks good here.. a little Beyonce-ish

See, the Hawaiian Silky picture almost made me choke on my Now-and-Laters.