blame Fame and Irene Cara for that one, lol.

Dont tell me I have "chinky" eyes. That's not sexy to hear.

um no that's def not. how about fatty? does that get anyone's engine's going?
i hate that kid.

"Once you go White you go running back to Black"

Isn't that how it goes? At least thats what Paul Mooney told me. :D

not sure if its been posted already, but

DONT keep forcefully pushing my head down if you want head and i dont want to give it to you. you push my head down you get bit. simple as that.

dont expect to cuddle right after. not all girls want to and some appreciate a little cooling off time just like guys!

i think most of the do's have been listed already!

From the Tantra... High Priestess Style...
 

DO:

Take deep breaths upon thrusting and parries for each set of 9...
Spoon your partner(s) for at least 5 minutes when there is stress...
Create a sitz-bath with essential oil aphrodisiacs, i.e. sandalwood and rose water
Create heighten moods with aromatherapeutic candles, namely pink or reds with a strawberry or vanilla scent
Drink plenty of cool water laced with Damiana root extract...


DO NOT:

Introduce the "future" with your significant other before, during and after lovemaking - always be walking in the spiritual space of enjoying the other entity's presence

Allow the area to be sullied by stress and hate. The energy transference causes pain during lovemaking that conflicts with the essence of the soul. It connotes a form of abuse that could be labeled a rape and predisposes to increased risk of all sexually transmitted infections, including yeast.

EVER equate your lovers toward the focal lover. Wholly inappropriate. If sex is more enjoyable from one lover than another, the problem resides in you not the lover. Improve your heart thank love expressions so you achieve the "transcendental expansion".

Are you doing this alone? :rolleyes:

LMAO! :D No, I have a girl, and believe in the romantic candles, music ect ect. but the way you worded it made it seem like if I'm off on any of these things then the whole night is ruined. LMAO! :D

I've noticed that you use the word "Thrust" quite frequently. Very strong terminology.:)

That's what's up!

^5 and amen.

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ok. so there are some things i havent done before!:) this sounds like some serious baby-making sex right here!

That sounds like some tantric Sting sex.