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^^^^ Yeah, I did, but after awhile, they knew it wasn't funny and I wasn't laughing, so why continue on with the joke......

Oh yeah, b/c my reaction was funny to them (including my best friend; hubby is a cpu addict and was in his virtual world while all of the shenanigans were occurring). I'm now starting to get flashbacks of Christmas Day....... :(

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Originally Posted by lil_sunshine (Post 1607892)

Because you kept showing that you believed they were really going to take your boots. I mean all of that hiding them, wearing them in the house, etc. If you had just taken them off and let them "steal" them without showing you were affected, the fun would have died out for them--they are kids.

I would gave them the boots, right in their little ____. Kids can smell blood. They are alot like sharks in that way.

They must know you wont spank them.

Well, I haven't had to discipline them b4; their parents always did that. This time they didn't and went along with the kids' joke. :(

I'm glad I found this, now I can vent:

2 my sister: I love you very dearly, but now you have got to go. You will be 20 in a few months and you act 13. Our 15 year old sister is more grown than you. Unfortunalty I am tired of you and your monkey ass of a boyfriend. We have all done so much for you and you've taken us for granted, especially me. Ok, so you got fired from your job for being a childish little brat almost 2 months ago and didn't tell me. I don't know how you expected me not to find out? What were you going to do when I asked for your half of the rent? When you got a new job 2 weeks ago, why did you have to get fired after 4 days b/c you decided that it was more important to go to a party in another state in which you didn't have no idea on how you were getting back home? I thought getting stranded in MO with no way home would wake you up some, I guess I was wrong. Why do you do so much more unmentionable shit! Mom said that's the same reason she got rid of you but told me to give you another chance. Gran'ma said I should have kicked you ass out over a month ago. I think I'ma listen to grandma because I'm putting you out tomorrow morning. Don't worry, I's sure that rusty monkey ass dinosaur looking ass boyfriend of yours has a place for you to stay, since you say that "He is all that you got." He isn't anything and hasnt done anything for you. How dare you!!!

2 my sister's ugmo of a boyfriend: Why? Oh, Why are you dating my sister? You are 28 years old, no job, no car, no life, you are completely worthless. Why don't you date a woman, instead of a lil girl. Are you intimidated by a woman with a job, a car, and acts her age. I feel that you are taking advantage of her naiveness. You are not a real man for that. Every day that she spends with you she gets younger and dumber. Should I be collecting rent from you too since you be over here every day of the got darn week!?! Since I'm kicking her out that is bye bye to you too. I am the type of person who avoids conflict, but it's gon be some conflict in the morning cause ya are GONE!!!!

Dear R:

The next time your rude and unprofessional azz does or says anything stupid, I will proceed to pull a "Krystal (from College Hill: V.I.)" on you. I know I've known since day 1 that you were a Buttinsky, but being that today is cramp day and I haven't taken any Midol yet, keep your distance from me and stay at your desk. If not, WWE Smackdown will be in progress after lunch.

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Originally Posted by 2AndAHalfKids (Post 1628612)

To my husband: I am sick of this Neo shiggity. I want to smack the shiggity out of you. I want to beat you with your own paddle until the hot glued letters and crest fall off.

Why, because the next time you tell me you can't pick up our kids because your frat's car is down and you have to go get him, I am going to put nails in all your tires so that you will have to get some other frat to come get you. Why won't I come get you? Because I will be busy hauling the kids around.

BTW, don't use money from the joint account to get the tires repaired either.

Oh yeah, stop wearing all that frat 'nalia to bed, it doesn't have the effect on me that you want. You are now 42 years old and when I was 19, let's say, I enjoyed the thrill with a member who at age 21, didn't need viagra.

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Dear Barbie:

Thank you for taking a vacay day today so I could get this off my chest in your absence.

Now, can your bottle blonde azz PLEASE get your stuff together? I know the old adage about blondes being dumb is true in some remote cases, but you as a BOTTLE blonde make them all look bad. Your blatant stupidity knows no bounds. A bag of rocks has a higher IQ than you ever will. You, as my immediate supervisor, give me tasks to complete for you which I do because it's my job. But why do you choose not to give me a deadline or time frame when these tasks need to be completed and then you catch an attitude when I don't finish in lightening speed? The last time I checked, I was a human being, not Superman or Cheetara from the Thundercats. So you need to fall back with that stupid attitude of yours and continue surfing the internet during work hours, since it seems to be the only thing you're good at anyway. So I'm gonna give you a stern warning- which you may take as a ghetto attitude since I'm the only AA person in the entire office: Next time you ask me to do something and you either don't show me how to do it right the first time or complain about how long I'm taking, I'ma smack you upside your cabbage with a jar of mayo and make cole slaw!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4 (Post 1628652)

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Originally Posted by lil_sunshine (Post 1697488)

Dear Barbie:

Thank you for taking a vacay day today so I could get this off my chest in your absence.

Now, can your bottle blonde azz PLEASE get your stuff together? I know the old adage about blondes being dumb is true in some remote cases, but you as a BOTTLE blonde make them all look bad. Your blatant stupidity knows no bounds. A bag of rocks has a higher IQ than you ever will. You, as my immediate supervisor, give me tasks to complete for you which I do because it's my job. But why do you choose not to give me a deadline or time frame when these tasks need to be completed and then you catch an attitude when I don't finish in lightening speed? The last time I checked, I was a human being, not Superman or Cheetara from the Thundercats. So you need to fall back with that stupid attitude of yours and continue surfing the internet during work hours, since it seems to be the only thing you're good at anyway. So I'm gonna give you a stern warning- which you may take as a ghetto attitude since I'm the only AA person in the entire office: Next time you ask me to do something and you either don't show me how to do it right the first time or complain about how long I'm taking, I'ma smack you upside your cabbage with a jar of mayo and make cole slaw!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by D9K (Post 1705217)

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Dear My-Soon-2-B-Ex,

You promised that your move to San Antonio wouldn't break us up. Its been 2 weeks and I haven't heard from you. I know you're in basic training, but its been 2 weeks. I take it that I have been dumped. I will proceed to screw my way into emotion atrophy.

Thank you.