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For cuteASAbug...you know why...
Artist: Kristen Chenoweth Song: Taylor, the Latte Boy There's a boy who works at Starbucks Who is very inspirational. He is very inspirational because of many things. I walk in at 8:11, and he smiles and says, "How are you?" When he smiles and says, "How are you?" I could swear my heart grows wings! So today at 8:11 I decided I should meet him I decided I should meet him In a proper formal way. So today at 8:11 when he smiled and said "How are you?" I said "Fine, and my name’s Carol," And he softly answered, "Hey." And I told him "My name’s Carol, and thank you for the extra foam…" And he said his name was Taylor, Which provides the inspiration for this poem: Taylor the latte boy, Bring me java, bring me joy! Taylor the latte boy, I love him, I love him, I love him… Well I’d like to get my nerve up To recite my poem musical. He would like the fact it’s musical Because he plays guitar. And today at 8:11, Taylor told me he was playing With a band down in the village in the basement of a bar. As he smoothly flipped the lever to prepare my double latte, But for me he made it triple! (And he didn’t think I knew) But I saw him flip the lever, and for me he made it triple, And I knew the triple latte meant that Taylor loved me too! I said, "What time are you playing? And thank you for the extra skim…" He said, "Keep the $3.55," because this triple latte was on him. Taylor the latte boy, Bring me java, bring me joy! Taylor the latte boy, I love him, I love him, I love him… I used to be the kind of girl Who’d run when love rushed toward her. Till finally a voice whispered, "Love can be yours, If you step up to the counter and order. Taylor the latte boy, Bring me java, bring me joy! Taylor the latte boy, I love him, I love him, I love him… So many years my heart has waited, Who’d have thought that love could be so caffeinated? Taylor, the latte boy, I love him, I love him, I love him. I love him, I love him, I love him. |
OMG. Amazing.
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One of our son's friends in musical theatre used that song on her "capstone" and on an audition CD. We'll see her next week as Lady of the Lake in the national tour of Spam-a-lot. |
For Tippiechick and kddani
Here's a little David Crosby for you
I have wasted ten years in a blind-fold, Ten-fold more than I've invested now in sight. I have traveled beveled mirrors in a fly crawl, Losing the reflection of a fight. But like a compass seeking north, (seeking north). There lives in me a still, sure, spirit part. Clouds of doubt are cut asunder (clouds of doubt). By the lightning and the thunder Shining from the compass of my heart (shining from my heart). I have flown the frantic flight of the bat-wing And only known the dark because of that I have seized death's door-handle Like a fish out of the water Waiting for the mercy of the cat. But like a compass seeking north, (seeking north). There lives in me a still, sure, spirit part. Clouds of doubt are cut asunder (clouds of doubt). By the lightning and the thunder Shining from the compass of my heart (shining from my heart). |
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Bumping this up to the top for knight_shadow. I included the QFW (questionable for work) video to complete the experience.
JbDubs - I Hate my Job http://youtu.be/Dj6kcpys_Tg Oh Oh I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job Hate my job Hate my job Hate my job Hate my job As I walk by I get a pat on the fanny fanny Don't look at me like I'm a two dollar tranny tranny I'll staple your tie to your eyes Better think again next time You wanna survey my behind Oh OSHA gonna call on you tonight Oh OSHA gonna make you serve time 'Cause you an occupational hazard to-n-n-n-night 'Cause you an occupational hazard to-n-n-n-night I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job Hate my job Hate my job Hate my job Hate my job So I'm a regulation hottie you a Star Wars yeti If I am Wilhelmina then you are Ugly Betty I'll put your fingers in a paper shredder you know better than to creep on me creep on me creep on creep on me creep on me creep Oh OSHA gonna call on you tonight Oh OSHA gonna make you serve time 'Cause you an occupational hazard to-n-n-n-night 'Cause you an occupational hazard to-n-n-n-night I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job Hate my job Hate my job Hate my job Hate my job Knock knock On the door door Say hey hey to my boss boss Give my two weeks Peace out freaks peace out freaks peace out freaks Knock knock On the door door Say hey hey to my boss boss Give my two weeks Peace out freaks peace out freaks peace out freaks I hate my job I hate my job I hate my job Get me the hell outta here I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job Hate my job hate my job hate my job hate my job 'Cause you an occupational hazard to-n-n-n-night |
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