**pouring holy water, holy oil, communion juice on you**

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Now some of you all have me worried about my fellow former Wittenberg Tigers and where theire sexcapades might have taken place. :eek: :eek: :eek:

In August, a couple got caught having sex in St. Patrick's Cathedral on a dare from Opie and Anthony, the shock jocks. They were fired from their radio show. Last month a threeway was interupted on a train on the LIRR. :eek:

Just to clarify: The church was the chapel at school, so I'm sure it wasn't the first time someone did it there! :p

9 out of 24 aint bad.

• In a canoe (not on land)
• In a moving vehicle
• In the snow
• On a playground
• On a roof
• In the top bunk
• In the neighbors' backyard
• On a stage
• In the faculty lounge/staff breakroom

Adds to the list of places for everyone to have "relations":

• In the stacks at the library
• At a professional sporting event(in the stands)
• In a hospital bed
• On the subway or bus
• In a movie theater
• In a hotel jacuzzi
• In the butt (females only, :D )
• On a swingset
• In someone elses car.
• On camera

On a side note, do you know that a woman's age can be determined by looking at her taint? I don't know how its done I just know that its possible.

ok I'm back and LAWD this thread will never die!!!

CTFU@my soror CrimsonTide trying to draw a FUPA for me!(now that's Delta lub right there!:D )

CTFU@ the typo!!

:eek: :eek: @ the hunt!(what rhymes with hunt? ok even I'm being tainted!)

WTF is a taint????

The new words in GC

1. Un-sigmalike
2. Fupa
3. Face

:D :p

Funny story..
mom and I went to dinner last night and we started talking about stuff (I had a few LITeas and She has some beers) and we get on the subject of sex and I am totally honest with her for the first time in my life. She about dies, but handles it really well I thought. Then she started asking me questions like your girlfriends do and I swear she looked me straight in the eye and said "Do you spit or swallow" Good thing I didn't have anything to drink in my mouth cause I would have been a spitter for real!
So then we continue to talk about oral action and she says "I don't know about you but good cunnilingus just makes me want to get F%^$ Hard"
Queue me falling over so hard from laughing that I spilt shrimp linguini everywhere. The entire place was looking at my mother and me.
God help us all!

Are you a voyeur or exhibitionist?

Me voyeur :p

exhibitionist for sure. lol so is mr. amycat. its trouble, i tell ya! lol

I'm both a voyeur and an exhibitionist, but only of select and consensual situations. :cool:

Exhibitionist.

-Rudey
--Voyeur still has a bit of charm, but I'm not 12 year old boy anymore.

Exhibitionist. Why watch? It has always baffled me. Rudey, every once in a while, you hit the nail on the head, lol.

Scavenger hunt #2 list:

*In a McDonald's bathroom
*In a kid's bedroom
*On the railroad tracks
*In the front of an auditorium
*In a refrigerator (remember JEW's "The Middle")
*On your dining room table
*Back of the courtroom
*On a dance floor
*Aside a river (my fantasy j/k)
*In a hurse
*On a tennis court
*In a bowling lane
*On a parade float
*Outside on a corner
*Under a booth in a restaurant
*On a parking lot (no, not in your car)

-edited to add-
*In the organizations cubicle area :rolleyes::mad::rolleyes:

I've done 2 off of this list too...I am goig to the club tonight, so maybe I can make it 3 or 4, lol.

LOL...hey, if the circmstances were right... ;)

Sounds like you have an awesome mother! I can't imagine talking to my mom like that and we are pretty close! BTW, I am an exhibitionist and so is my boyfriend ;)