And I own all of those items :)

Okay, and what's your point? It doesn't make you a good dresser.

Agreed. I don't think Scandia should be allowed to post in this thread anymore.

Or any thread relating to SEC Rush.:mad:

After reading comments like this, I have to wonder why you feel the need to constantly make an attempt to impress everybody here.

Honestly, it just seems like you're trying too hard. The fact that it's this obvious is quite tragic, really.

Back to our regularly scheduled program.

I've seen schoolgirl-esque skirts and dresses (i.e. plaid) around in stores in past seasons...YUCK! Seriously, tartan should not be worn after a certain age, unless it's part of your culture and for ceremonial purposes.

I would agree, with the caveat that they be GOOD QUALITY pieces that are in a flattering cut to your body. Any old boxy dress in black is not necessarily flattering.

Hmmm... one could argue they're worn for the ceremonial purpose of pre-mating rituals at the local watering hole... LOL...

Do NOT wear hot pink underwear under white pants. Ever.

or any color other than nude

Yes. Would would think that this wouldn't even need to be said. However, a secretary at the hospital clearly didn't get that memo.

Please for the love of GOD tell me that at least it wasn't a thong.

It wasn't. It was a pair of hot pink panties one size too small under a pair of white pants that were too tight in the rear. Oh and this woman was walking in front of me. Now you get why I want to drown myself in my iced coffee?

Re the formal wear - something I hate to see is a black gown that isn't straight (i.e. has a crinoline). It reminds me of Scarlett O'Hara in mourning.

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Nuff said.