Stupid is as stupid does.

If you build it, they will come.

There's nothing wrong with your name

No, there WAS nothing wrong with it until that no-talent ass clown came along and started winning Grammy's.

Why don't you go by Mike?

Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Don't you get it?? Do you SEE the hat?? I...am MRS. NESBITT!

"His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe."

Welcome to Earth.

So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
Yeah, he was, seriously.
And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.
And who do you think that guy was?
Emilio Estevez.
The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
I was like, "Emilio."

“This is my family. I found it... all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.”

I am trapped in a glass box of emotion.:p

"You woke up the bears! WHY did you wake up the bears??!!"

"It's the policia!!!!"

The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.

Stupid is as stupid does sir.

I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head.