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This one goes out to my favorite ADPi, Emleepc... :D
Kip’s Wedding Song Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever. We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom. Sure the world wide web is great but you, you make my salivate. Yes, I love technology but not as much as you, you see. But I STILL love technology. Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above. Always and forever. Always and forever. Yes, our love is truly great. Always and forever. Why do you need me? Why do you love me? |
Jon ROCKS!!!!!!
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This is going out to all the ladies who know how to get their clothes tailored...
Now all the ladies in the place If you got real hair, real fingernails If you got a job, you going to school And y'all need nobody to help you handle your business Make some noise |
Going out to Sheila (I heard this song the other day and thought of you and you-know-who, actually maybe you should dedicate it to her:p :p ).
Ashlee Simpson Nothing New I found myself wrong again Starin out my window Wonderin what it is I should have said I found myself at home again Waitin for the after call From a fallout that feels like such a mess Oh I can only be myself I'm sorry that's hell for you Hey so what's my damage today Don't let me get in your way Let it out like you always do The trouble between me and you Is nothing new So I listen to you complain and then I bite my tongue in vain again As I let it all just slowly settle in Such a pretty picture that you paint I'm so vile while your a saint Funny how your eyes see thick not thin Oh I can only be myself Your lookin for someone else Hey so what's my damage today Don't let me get in your way Let it out like you always do The trouble between me and you Is nothing new You know how to give it but you can't take it It's all just a waste now you can save it No matter what I do Is never good enough, never good enough Hey so what's my damage today Don't let me get in your way Let it out like you always do The trouble between me and you Is nothing new Is nothing new Save your breath cause here comes the truth I'm over the drama of you And that's something new Well I'm starin' out my window Wonderin' what it is I should have, said |
This is going out to Caryn who has to write a paper on Australia's wine county:
Ub40- Red, Red Wine Red red wine goes to my head Makes me forget that I still need you so Red red wine It's up to you All I can do I've done Memories won't go Memories won't go I have sworn every time Thoughts of you would leave my head I was wrong, now I've found Just one thing makes me forget... Red red wine Stay close to me Don't let me be alone It's tearing apart My blue blue heart I have sworn every time Thoughts of you would leave my head I was wrong, now I've found Just one thing makes me forget... Red red wine Stay close to me Don't let me be alone It's tearing apart My blue blue heart |
For SisterHavana
Tim:hey Matt..
Matt:Yeah Tim? TIm: Hey you talked to Mark lately? Matt: Uh..haven't really talked to him but..he looks pretty uh..down. Tim: He looks pretty uh..down? (while laughing) Matt: Yeah well maybe we should cheer him up then Tim: What do you uh..suppose we should do? Matt: Well does he like butter tarts? I was lying on the grass on Sunday morning of last week Indulging in my self-defeat My mind was thugged all laced and bugged all twisted wrong and beat A comfortable in three feet deep Now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning week Impaired my tribal lunar-speak And of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done So I missed a million miles of fun I know it's up for me IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE Making sure I'm not in too deep IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE Keeping versed and on my feet IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE Tim: Chad..come here come here come here Chad: Wow look at her Tim: I know Chad: Wow..I've never seen Sharen look so bad before. Tim: I did once before..but this is pretty bad Chad: Yeah..what do you think she got up to last night? (Tim and Chad laugh) Tim: Well..I..Karen.I love you! I was lying on the bench slide in the park across the street l-a-t-e-r that week My sticky paws were in to making straws out of big fat slurpy treats An incredible eight foot heap Now the funny glare to pay a gleaming tare in a staring under heat Involved an under usual feat And I'm not only among but I invite who I want to come So I missed a million miles of fun I know it's up for me IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE Making sure I'm not in too deep IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE Keeping versed and on my feet IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE I know it's done for me IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE Not as some and hard to see IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE Keeping dumb and built to beat IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE My Sunshine IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE |
This is a very special long-distance dedication to VandalSquirrel. :)
"Hollaback Girl" - Gwen Stefani Uh huh, this my shit All the girls stomp your feet like this Chorus [x2]: A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that 'cuz I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl ooooo this my shit,this my shit[x4] I heard that you were talking-shit,And you didn't think that I would hear it People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up Chorus [x2]: Few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that 'cuz I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl ooooo this my shit,this my shit[x4] So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers No principals, no student-teachers Both of us wanna be the winner, but there can only be one So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you That's right, I'm the last one standing, and another one bites the dust Chorus [x2] Few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that 'cuz I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl ooooo this my shit,this my shit[x4] Let me hear you say this shit is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S Again this shit is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S Chorus [x2]: A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that Because I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl oooooooooooooh this my shit this my shit oooooooooooooh this my shit this my shit oooooooooooooh this my shit this my shit oooooooooooooh this my shit this my shit |
This one's going out to Taualuma, who can't let the short thing go....
Artist: Skee-Lo
Song: I Wish Hey, this is radio station W-S-K-E-E We're takin' calls off the wish line Making all your wacky wishes come true Hello I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala I wish I was like six-foot-nine So I could get with Leoshi Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine You know I see her all the time Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams I can scheme of ways to make her mine Cause I know she's livin phat Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball So how am I gonna compete with that 'Cause when it comes to playing basketball I'm always last to be picked And in some cases never picked at all So I just lean upon the wall Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls Who came to watch their men ball Dag y'all! I never understood Why the jocks get the fly girls And me I get the hood rats I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble Got hit with a bottle And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name Glad I came to my senses Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together Right? So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala I wish I had a brand-new car So far, I got this hatchback And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at And when I'm in my car I'm laid back I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat But that's flat And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What See I can't even get a date So, what do you think of that? I heard that prom night is the bomb night With a hood rat you can hold tight But really tho' on figuero When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go You know I take the 110 to the 105 Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive Cause it's hard to survive Livin' in a concrete jungle and These girls just keep passin' me by She looks fly, she looks fly Makes me say my, my, my I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala I wish I was a little bit taller... I wish I was a baller... I wish I was a little bit taller y'all I wish I was a baller (3) Hey, I wish I had my way 'Cause everyday would be a Friday You could even speed on the highway I would play ghetto games Name my kids ghetto names Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine Yo you know that's on the real So if you're down on your luck Then you should know just how I feel Cause if you don't want me around See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound Hey, you, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh? Everybody wants to get down like that I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala I wish, I wish, I wish... |
This goes out to the GC'ers that report anyone whose posts they don't like or agree with.
Garbage- Special Do you have an opinion? A mind of your own? I thought you were special I thought you should know. |
Dedicated to all of my lovely ladies in TEH CULT because, Gosh darn it, we're just so mean.
I hate the world today You're so good to me I know but I can't change Tried to tell you But you look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath Innocent and sweet Yesterday I cried Must have been relieved to see The softer side I can understand how you'd be so confused I don't envy you I'm a little bit of everything All rolled into one Chorus: I'm a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't want it any other way So take me as I am This may mean You'll have to be a stronger man Rest assured that When I start to make you nervous And I'm going to extremes Tomorrow I will change And today won't mean a thing Chorus Just when you think, you got me figured out The season's already changing I think it's cool, you do what you do And don't try to save me Chorus I'm a bitch, I'm a tease I'm a goddess on my knees When you hurt, when you suffer I'm your angel undercover I've been numb, I'm revived Can't say I'm not alive You know I wouldn't want it any other way |
This goes out to everyone's favourite GC poster
She thinks I have a drug problem or something. Here's my new favourite song off my recent favourite album.
Good Doctor-Robbie Williams I went to the dr to get a prescription I told him little fact and lots of fiction About a bad back that I ain't got He tried to sell me faith healing But I think not I want Xanax, Vicadin and Oxycotton Funky fill the form out So I can drop em' I've got all these demons And I can't stop em' To tell you the truth Doc I might have a problem Robert Williams take one adoral with water in the morning As if I'm goin' to take one tablet I'm Keith Moon Dick head You know what Doc its alright and all I just heart me leg its not terminal But a pain killer could help for whats wrong with my knee And I'm a little bit down from too much tea Got me own collection can't get an erection If I take em' too long they'll fuck me complextion That's right If I take em for like more than a few days I get that haunted look Give me loads of pills Give me loads of pills Give me loads of pills Give me loads of pills Now if you go to the barber shop long enough then you're goina' get a hair cut And if go to the doctors regular, then you gots to be a fuck up Well I've got 5 or 6 if I'm at a loss Do I have a history of drug abuse, well I never tick that box And I now that some of you are going to be really really cross The drug's stop working so prescription pills are boss The glory days are gone and we've all stopped havin' it No raves no more just bedside cabinet Sleepers are great but don't start dabbing it The world carries on spinning we're mad in it Take that, take that Know what doc, it's not like I've been doin' any research or anything But if you can give me any of the following pills I'd be very very greatful cos I feel poorly So that's Codeine Morphine Opium Methadone Menocrabedene Hydroanoxycodeine Anolodene Buprenopheine ButroPhenol Adorel Dorel Work with me antidepressants But not Saint Johns Wort Cos I can get that at Boots! (Also this song is what happens when an American transcribes an English singer. Hilarity ensues!) |
OK, this song goes along w/ the one Jess posted upthread for me a while ago and I only saw today (and proves the Beatles really did write 95% of the possible songs in the world) and also dovetails nicely with Dionysus's what is a poser thread.
I'm Looking Through You - Beatles (Anthology II version) I'm looking through you Where did you go I thought I knew you What did I know You don't look different But you have changed I'm looking through you You're not the same Your lips are moving I cannot hear Your voice is soothing But the words aren't clear You don't sound different I've learned the game I'm looking through you You're not the same You're thinking of me The same old way You were above me But not today The only difference Is you're down there I'm looking though you And you're nowhere The only difference Is you're down there I'm looking though you And you're nowhere. |
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Welcome to TEH jungle We got fun 'n' games We got everything you want Honey we know TEH names We are TEH people that can find Whatever you may need If you got TEH money honey We got your disease In TEH jungle Welcome to TEH jungle Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees I wanna watch you bleed Welcome to TEHjungle We take it day by day If you want it you're gonna bleed But it's TEH price you pay And WE are very sexy girls That's very hard to please You can taste TEH bright lights But you won't get them for free In TEH jungle Welcome to TEH jungle Feel my, my, my serpentine I, I wanna hear you scream Welcome to TEH jungle It gets worse here everyday Ya learn ta live like an animal IN TEH JUNGLE WHERE WE PLAY If you got a hunger for what you see You'll take it eventually You can have anything you want But you better not take it from me And when you're high you never Ever want to come down, so down, so down, so down YEAH! You know where you are You're in TEH jungle baby You're gonna die In TEH jungle Welcome to TEH jungle Watch it bring you to your shu n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees In TEH jungle Welcome to TEH jungle Feel my, my, my serpentine In TEH jungle Welcome to TEH jungle Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n.n, knees, knees In TEH jungle Welcome to TEH jungle Watch it bring you to your It's gonna bring you down! Ha! |
Knock Three Times
I'd like to send out a special dedication to the members of the Minneapolis St. Paul Airport police department's men's bathroom sting team.
Knock Three Times - Tony Orlando & Dawn Hey girl what ya doin' down there Dancin' alone every night while I live right above you I can hear your music playin' I can feel your body swayin' One floor below me you don't even know me I love you Oh my darling Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me Twice on the pipe if the answer is no Oh my sweetness Means you'll meet me in the hallway Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show If you look out your window tonight Pull in the string with the note that's attached to my heart Read how many times I saw you How in my silence I adored you Only in my dreams did that wall between us come apart Oh my darling Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me Twice on the pipe if the answer is no Oh my sweetness Means you'll meet me in the hallway Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show I can hear your music playin' I can feel your body swayin' One floor below me you don't even know me I love you Oh my darling Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me Twice on the pipe if the answer is no Oh my sweetness Means you'll meet me in the hallway Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show |
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