All I have to say about this site is Strongbad is a great teaching tool :D

that's the best site i've read all day.

"just to set the record straight..i dumped meghan because she refues to introduce me to the guys she was hanging out and, probably in the case of paul,banging...all i ever wanted was to meet them so i knew they were ok for her to be around...but she refused because shes been *&^%ing them...what a slut..her mom is bipolar so just to alert potential daters, it has rubbed off on her.. and she blue balled me about 15x too"


WTF? Was that really necessary?

Holy hell. :eek:

another tmi status:

"If I've never fed my 7 week old baby corn, why does it look like I see it in her shit? TMI? LOL"

that made me so upset. i should submit it to lamebook.com.

You could submit it to STFU Parents too. I don't understand why some people feel the need to post stuff like that on Facebook.

The disclaimer, or whatever, at the bottom is great.

*reads*
LOL now im on the website.

One of my friends (who is crazy heavy into MW) posted on FB "I am no longer playing Mafia Wars, if that's the only reason you are friends with me please remove yourself."

She has 1800+ friends. Yeah, good luck with that.

Hijack:
Ever since fb recently changed its privacy policy, stuff I don't want showing up in the newsfeed and on my wall is showing up (ex: when I "like" someone's status). I can't figure out how to change that...any help? I know how to delete it once its up, but I'd prefer it wasn't posted in the first place. Also, I kept all of my privacy settings the same as before, if that helps at all.
/hijack.

^^^if you click on the pad lock thing it has options. I don't even know why they would bother with the "like" thing showing up on people's wall, but they do. /hijack of hijack

Random Lady from Rhode Island i want to dedicate this to the hoes out in naples and rhode island well i think your slutty self might be back in naples so heres to all the sluts!!!>>>>>EWWWWWW!!YOUS A HOE!!

omg. then she has the nerve to "like" it.
THEN someone comments "I prefer the term working woman mmkay hun thanks"

Okay, I just looked and nearly all the status updates on my home page are from women, about how much love hurts. That's just pitiful. We should be able to do better. :(

This one person I used to go to college with puts up these statuses in all caps that are so far abbreviated and misspelled that they're hard to read. What's up now (status+response to someone) looks a bit like this:

BEEN WIT WIT DA HUBBY BOOTER DESE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS....HOPEFULLY GOIN OUT 2MORO NYT N DEN BACK 2 WORK ON SATURDAY. SUNDAY DINNER WIT DA FAM CANT WAIT N DEN Joslynn Keeps'it A'hundred B-DAY IS NEXT WEEK WE GETTIN IT IN!!!! LUVIN MY FAM RYT NOW....

IDK PROLLY EARLY 4 DOWNTOWN CUZ I WANA DEF GET MY NAILS DONE 2MORO N NAYN ESAID 2 GET EM FROM SLOANS UNLESS SAMZ IS CHEAPER OR GOT MORE OR SUMTHIN....IM BOUT 2 GO 2 SLEEP IMA TXT U N DA MORNIIN AROUND LYK 11

I feel it's appropriate to mention this girl is famous in my class for getting hit by a car freshman year. Or rather she's famous for standing up, looking at the car like it offended her, and walking away from the accident scene.