If she dares you will you do it? :p

I didn't post my response because I felt like it had nothing to do with the subject of the thread. I also didn't realize the fact that I sent a private message would be an issue, but I guess I learned something new today.

let's find out......

:eek: lol lol :D Do it, do it, do it! C'mon, Pleeeeeeeeeeze DaemonSeid?:(:p

lol. You knew I was!:p

o.k. he signed off.:confused::( I hope this means he's getting the PM ready for all to see. lol :p

awwww.....damn you...

**thinking if asked to jump off a bridge would I?**


heheheheheheh


aight aight...look...sooooo much pressure...I don't know if I feel comfortable posting the PM...it's personal....hence that's why it's called a PM *snicker*....would you feel better if I paraphrased and if that doesn't work we can always request a patented foolproof Drolefile translation.

cheerful why did you place me in such a pressured position...?

:D

lol

o.k. Daemon, I'll make a deal with ya. How about you PM the PM that she PMd to you, to my PM, that way it's still a PM. okeedokee? No pressure?:p

Deal?

ok...let me put it in words that you unnastand....


if yo punk illiterate ass don't know isht about MY frat (and at least my literate @ss is IN one) why don't yo punk muh fuh beeyaotch @zz try googling my muh fuggin isht on that whack @ssed tinker toy mickey mouse thing you call a PC dat you an' yo homies an'em from Cle'land and and Gary done stolt. Whatsamattah? you be gettin' dat bootleg dial up isht from comcast yo? i unnastand... i mean if i had to go get shots up my booty wif penicillin cuz i be burning i be bootleggin' mah innanet too, faaaah realz doh man!! I UNNASTAN where you be comin' from dawg!!! but yo if you learnt some serious googlin skillz....maybe yo lil beeyotch troll sock puppet @zz will git a lil' edumakted about what the fugg mah isht is so you'se can stop tryna be a lil hard @zz clap havin' muh fugg up in this heyah hizzouze. And yo' punk trollin' azz gots da nerve to ast' how ol' MY ISHT is? Did I unndastand yo' drippy d*ck @ss right? yo punk @ss ain't even got no mah fugging lettas!!! When you do git sum lettas come holla atcha boy!! An' even den imma still punk you cuz u be a neo an isht! You wanna cross da burning sands huh? hell an' it gonna git even hotter wif da drip drips you got dribblin outcha pee pee hole. Unless a' course you do and yo lil' momoneymike isht is jes' fo' fun an' kicks. Stop ackin' like a lil mini me d*ck havin' muh fugg and grow da fugg up. I bet yo baby and yo' babymama combined gots mo' brainz den you which ain't really sayin' much. And see dats yo prob....you prolly needs to be gittin' sum brain from her cuz I can't see why any lonely @ss muhh fug (like yaselfs) would be up on dis heyah board at 2am and isht trollin' when he should be wif his boo layin' some pipe...but den again you keep claimin how much yo' isht be on fire like a five alarm rowhouse in da hood...i guess den i couldn't even get my boo to suck ons mah fangah cuz she sciiid her teefs may fall out...but i digest..

any ol' ways...

...at least dey ain't up on dis heyah board late night trollin' fo' attention and isht like yo' beyotch non letter, non life havin diseased d*ck having @ss.


and muh fuggah, next time you wanna say my isht, punk put da the INC on that end a' dat muh fuggah.

Respect deez nutz in yo' moufs fewl!

dammit cheerful you did it.....I will provide a rough translation.......

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No I am not in a sorority. At this present time, I do have one letter of someone else's org and plan on hopefully getting 2 more from an established (read: legit) NPHC sorority. I am a member of an organization that functions similar to a sorority but we aren't one. However we do have close bonds with an (unnamed but you know I am smart enough to say KAPPA?) and we go back a long ways. But because we are doing our own thing we have stuff to accomplish.

And I only put this in a PM because I didn't want to distract you all any further than you all already have been distracted.

Definitely wasn't what I said, but if that's how You choose to "translate" it, then you go ahead and have fun being juvenile. I have nothing else to say concerning this.

Hahahaha omg!

^^^ No matter how hard you try to clown people, you're still the one with "the claps."





Sorry.





Seriously though, does this even pass as English nowadays? :confused:



Edit: I guess "mo_moneymike" or whatever deleted his original message. Oh well.

My girlfriend is 1.5 to 2 inches taller than I am.

Oh I don't mind having fun....I will order some thick skin for you while I am at it.



and here we go.....cheerful this is for you!


No I am not in a sorority.

No I am not in a sorority.


While I do plan on pursuing membership of an NPHC org, I am not presently.

At this present time, I do have one letter of someone else's org and plan on hopefully getting 2 more from an established (read: legit) NPHC sorority.


I'm a member of a National Service Organization (KKINSO) that does function similarly to a sorority, but is not one.

I am a member of an organization that functions similar to a sorority but we aren't one. In other words we aren't incorporated or really recognized by the NPHC as a legit sorority



We have a close bond with an NPHC Fraternity because of our history and the role they played in it, but we are our own independent organization with our own goals and objectives.

However we do have close bonds with an (Seid sez: unnamed but you know I am smart enough to say KAPPA? Please note: The only legit brother sister NPHC fraternity and sorority are the Sigmas and the Zetas...but I am sure that we all know this right?) established NPHC Fraternity and we go back a long ways. But because we are doing our own thing we have stuff to accomplish.

And I only put this in a PM because I felt it was getting away from the subject of the thread.

And I only put this in a PM because I didn't want anymore attention on me than there already is.



hmmmmmm....

:eek: lol lol lol :D

NO_moneymike is an idiot, and his/its post probably got deleted by the mods.

NO_moneymike, if your post are real which I highly doubt they are, just so you know, there's an increase in sexually transmitted diseases because the "safe sex" proposed by the world is not! 15 million new cases are diagnosed each year with an annual cost for treatment of nearly $10 billion thanks to morons like you! Go see the doctor, and take your crab nest with you!!!

lol lol omg I can't believe you did that.:D

Thanks for...ya know? too:p

No. I'm 5'2 and he is a 6 footer.:D



I did date 3 guys that were "short" 5'5, 5'6 & 5'7. Just not my thing. I've always been attracted to 5'10 and up but if a guy seemed nice and wasn't "height perfect", I'd still give him a chance. After a certain point I stopped that because it wasn't what I reallly wanted, needed or attracted to.

You are so welcome cheerful...glad to be of service

:)

Dayum boy, and I betcha you're FUBAR (effed up beyond all recognition)

no....the proper Troll Jibber Jabber in this case....and note how I use the local dialect, is

D.A.Mu.Fu. - pronounced Dah-Moo-Foo {n.} definition - a real dumb@ss

:p:D

Wow! That would be too tall for me at that height. I do prefer taller, but not too much taller, and no way in hell shorter.

everytime i see the thread name, I think of someone who is shooting for someone WAY out of their league who is way hotter than they are... haha

anyway, I'm a big fan of high heels, so I don't know if I could date a shorter guy?

I'm 5'7. My husband is 5'6. So not that much of a difference, but if I'm wearing shoes, even if it's just a little bit of a sole, and he's barefoot next to me, he calls me Jolly Green Giant. When I was still dating, I preferrred taller guys...just tallER than me, but my husband won me over...

I wear heels sometimes that make me 5'5 but my personality overshadows my height.:D

There are the WORST TROLLS IN HISTORY!!!

O boy...and here we go.....


i no longer mess with biznatches, who wear high heels,

I no longer associate with women who wear heels that assist them with towering over me

since my ex-girlfriend tried to stab me with a stiletto pump.

I am still in shock that my ex girlfriend tried to stab me with her stilletto

for that reason, i gave up black women for a while. i recently gave up white women, because they refuse to make meals form scratch.
I also stopped associating with African American Women and also Caucasian women since they refuse to be subservient and prepare sustenance for me.

that makes me feel less of a man. i'm on to mexican chicks. yeah, that's right i'm tasting the rainbow.

It makes me feel like I am losing my manhood and maturity so I may move on to Hispanic women from Mexico, Yes, and I think I will experiment with men too.


only serial killers mess with only one type of woman.

unintelligible


ladies and gents don't forget to put this latest troll on ignore.

Ok, as long as you don't, I so enjoy your translations!

am i missing something here?

And that's what it's all about.:)

I asked you this on another thread, but I'll ask again. Are you and no_moneymike related? or maybe like "homies" or something. "Ya know what I'm sayin'?":rolleyes:

OMG! lol lol lol lol lol I am so outta breath. Kleenex PLEASE!!! lol This translation is SO funny!:p

Nope. I think she was very clear.;)

Women, 5'6''-5'9'', are the hotness! When/if I decide to date men, I want them in the same range. Anything taller I find intimidating, anything shorter, is just not my taste.

And that would be...???


wait for it...