THANK YOU!

That is arguably one of the best songs I've ever heard.

Which one? No Sex Allowed or the Stalker Song?


I gotta say, I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time.

OK.. I watched.. bits and pieces.

That Stalking song was hilarious... I guess I missed the "No Sex Allowed" song.

Interesting!

Both.

I was originally thinking "No Sex Allowed," but then I saw the Stalker Song again and couldn't help but laugh at the new levels of creepy that I hadn't noticed the first time. My fiance is worried that his crazy ex-girlfriend will hear it though and get ideas, haha.

now you see, i definitely :eek: at that, i was like "did he say he needed to f*** her? nah... couldnt have!"

what a hoot!!!
 

bless her lil heart..lol. but why did her outfit look like she could easily disappear in it?

bwahaha
 

get tha faulk outta here!!!!:D

thanks!!!!
 

this was too funny!

Every year they claim there's a new auditioner that's the worst they've ever heard, but I still think this guy was the worst: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FAHLTXKa1_I

The stalker song is now on YouTube:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pWBhgG85h_4

And No Sex Allowed is too:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yERItkoWhpw&feature=related

See the rest of no sex allowed!
 

It's on youtube right now:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dqFx-M9-hx0&feature=related

The siblings sound like they could have been ok alone, but were TERRIBLE together!

Wow...I'm speechless...
The key and heart so reminded me about the story about the girls who would give a ring to their dad to hold on to.

DVR'ed it so imma be behind....watching now....

A baby named Idol...whut tha' hell

Just not as entertaining as last night so far... I'm not sure anything can beat the two original songs from last night.

The 19 year old virgin...he is cootie free!

Yeah... they're going to have a hard time topping that.

WTF? Watching Douglas....had to be escorted out...

I stand corrected. "We're brothers." Wow.

So who's using the song this coming year for recruitment?

I SANG IN HIGH SCHOOL CHOIR WITH HIM (Jose)!
When my chorus teacher used to make me help out the tenors, I would hang out with him. I was COMPLETELY shocked to see him. I haven't watched since the first season, but now I think I might watch this season.

That's pretty cool, DolphinChica!

I was pretty bored by the second night of auditions. As I said before, thank goodness for DVR.

Honestly, tonight's episode bored me to death!!! I think I actually paused it with an hour left...and this was after skipping through a bunch. And I am a huge idol fan!!!

Though the Meth Addict reformed girl made me want to cry!

Besides that last night there were only two people I liked!

Was it just me, or was Sparkle Girl just a little distrubing?

And yes, 19 year old Kudoes boy didn't scare me as much as his dad....

OK, Milo (the No Sex Allowed guy) is soooo Tobias Funke from Arrested Development.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwSOx...&feature=bz302

"We're Brothers Forever" is now on youtube!

Ok, so I totally posted the "We are Brothers Forever" Song on facebook!!!! I love it!!!

the guy from oklahoma who wants to be govenor of that state one day said he was in a fraternity.

why do they always associate dallas with cows, longhorns, and that background two-stepping music? the guy that sang "we are brothers" was on the local radio station yesterday and they are going to help him make the song better with music.

I think it's soooo lame to associate dallas with cows, longhorns and ho-down music. Dallas is nothing like that at all.

Maybe Fort Worth... but uhhh .. yea. haha

Reynoldo (sp?), the "We are Brothers" guy was on 106.1 ... is that the radio Station you heard him on?

Some random guy called in the show before and said him and his girlfriend were behind Reynoldo in line during the auditions and he was nothing like the way he appeared on TV. He was wearing shorts and a shirt, so they are speculating that the producers of the show gave him the silver/white get-up for the show...

What was funnier?
The Stalker Song?
We are Brothers Forever?

I laughed so hard at both. I think the guy who sang the Brothers song will be the next William Hung. IMOH, I think they will bring him back on the final episode.

I know this is cheesy, but I love this part of the AI series.

i dont think i have seen cows or longhorns in dallas since i have moved here.

yes, 106.1 kiss fm. something about reynoldo working at walmart and likes texas because the sun gives him vitamins and would not go back to nevada, lol.

anyone still watching this train wreck?

lawdy
 

MISS TURQUOISE--and she can't get the words right.:eek:

....
 

what is up with DUDE looking like a jordan throwback sneaker? can we try english? and he said "artises"

WOW!

I know right....it sounded as if she may have a good voice but her modulations were just WRONG....homegirl couldn't stay in key...and then she was messing up on the words....maybe her dress was too tight...

yup
 

and that belt was too bright.

she was really floored..lol.

tight n bright....

There were very few good auditions tonight.

When do they start the Hollywood rounds?

There were a few that I thought were basically good if they'd stayed within their range. But, they oversang it or tried to show off a little too much. I forgot to watch last night because I was trying to get my son to study for his math mid-term.

I was rooting for the "baby" guy, but he shoulda never put his wife through all of that. (And if he'd had toned it down he might have made it).

The "STARS" (virgin) girl wasn't that good. I think her looks carried her and she'll get out in the first few HLLYWD rounds.

The bro/sis duo was too funny! They sang decent together and at least they were mostly on key compared to others.

The London chick is so typical. Her voice didn't do it for me, but whatever.

The black guy named Joshua was hysterical! He couldn't even speak! He didn't understand at all why they didn't like him and I kept picturing the stereotypical black family in the living room cheering him on: "G'on Josh! Git it boy!" That's probably the only encouragement he had because anyone on the street should have punched him out.

The lady that came out with the ginormous chest and screeching about her parents were Jamaican (chile stop embarrassing us!) was not tooooo bad, but she couldn't stick to a key. She might have chosen a simpler song or could have greatly used the service a pitch pipe.

I agree with the earlier comments-STOP TRYING TO SING LIKE YOU'RE ALREADY FAMOUS! They really just want to judge you by your voice in it's purest form. They had a girl on a local entertainment show that didn't make it in Miami and she worked in a bank so they showed her singing as she dispensed cash to her customers-it was so annoying! She sang fine, but you could tell that because she was trying to throw so much in there that's why they turned her down.

This show is too funny! Did they get to Miami already? I want to see if there's anybody I know on!

ETA: I'm waiting for the "We're Brothers Forever" single to be released. I'd totally buy that. But nothing else from him. Poor Renaldo!