That's Chris Kattan right, from the 'Night at the Roxbury' skits?

I can't pick just one....here are a few:

Christopher Walken in "The Continental"--my favorite wasn't a quote but an incidence when his fake mustache started to fall & it was hanging on his mouth & he kept blowing it! lol.

The Spartan Cheerleaders---I LOOVE them "I won't be your friend...if you do drugs"

Mary Katherine Gallagher--duh! lol. SUPASTAR!

The Ladies Man--especially when The Rock guest appeared as a woman.

Chippendales--Patrick Swayze & Chris Farley= sheer comedy

Jack Handey
Blue Oyster Cult
Schweaty Balls
Chippendales
Night at the Roxbury
Brian Fellows Safari Planet

My parents LOVED SNL when it first started airing, so they taped a ton of episodes and I grew up watching them...in addition to some of the "best of" tapes of Steve Martin and John Belushi.

My favorites:

"We are two WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!" (Steve Martin and Dan Ackroyd
"Well EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!" (Steve Martin)
"Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, two Pepsi, one chips"
"But NOOOOOOOOO!"
"Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!" http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...oID=1387618765
"Well, hello my name is Simon, and I like to do drawings"

John Belushi's "Samurai" sketches
The original Blues Brothers: http://youtube.com/watch?v=lwva0w6TJm4
Stevie Wonder and Joe Piscopo's Canon camera commercial: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Oyg2PXF8g6I
"Frank Sinatra" and "Stevie Wonder" record their own version of Ebony & Ivory: http://www.jibjab.com/view/93879
"NBC cancels Star Trek" sketch - wish I could find a clip of this online!
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

Do you remember the Coneheads? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAVvD...eature=related

Yes! My favorite was when the Coneheads went on Family Feud! Here's an excerpt http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/#mea=2382

This is such a classic. I love this one. Bite "the big one"!!!

BUMP
 

I gotta go pick up my baby's mama at the check cashing place.

It's a very gusty day, I must say.

You're not MAD at him, you're just pointing at him. Hey, you! I know you!

I always like the political skits the best. One of my favorites was from the Bush/Gore election. Will Ferrell played GWBush, and Darrell Hammond played Al Gore.

During a debate the moderator asked each candidate, "If you could sum up your campaign in one word, what would that word be?"

Bush: "Strategery."

Gore: "Lock-box."

ETA: (The script and an audio recording, here: http://ynucc.yeungnam.ac.kr/~bwlee/esc/bgdebate_prd.htm)

From a really old show:

"Mailgram....Half a gram....Landshark!

Remember the one where Gilda Radner's wearing a Girl Scout uniform and pretending to be on her own tv show - The Judy Show? I recently saw that she broke a few ribs during the dress rehearsal, but still went on that night

Frankly, I loved everything with Gilda! Even the night she died, seeing her exhusband with a black armband was soooo touching. RIP, Gilda.

Bitch may be the new black…but black is the new president……bitch!



http://youtube.com/watch?v=qHnL8mUbopw


http://youtube.com/watch?v=2tARX0M-fxA

My favorite Skit is definitely the Culp Family Performances, i.e. Ana Gasteyer and Will Ferrel butcher songs as middle school teachers... We got a hot mic here, hot mic.
-Marty Culp: Bobbi and I once faced the terrors of tripping on pot.

OH, Spartan cheerleaders, esp. the one with David Duchovney and Paula Abdul. GREAT!

Janet Reno's Dance Party, the name of the skit is funny enough

Church Lady: [interviewing Anne Heche] So, Anne; you call yourself "bisexual". I guess that means that when you reach your little hand down the front of someone's pants, you're happy with whate-e-ver you find.

Sean Connery: I pose a conundrum to you. A riddle, if you will.
Alex Trebek: I don't want to hear it.
Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but you're mother's a whore.

"Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
navy beans, navy beans, navy beans, navy beans.
hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
navy beans, navy beans..MEATLOAF SANDWICH."

I lost the keys to the handcuffs. I am such a bad cop.
I also cannot find your fingerprints.
I guess you might want to just confess now, since I'm such a bad cop.

Other cop: that's not really what I meant

I got a fever, and the only cure is, more cowbell.

thanks for coming back, Steve Martin. Your penis cream is the best.

"What's this about Russian jewelry?" (proceeds with a 30-second rant) - Roseann Roseannadanna
"Uh, that's Russian JEWRY. The Jewish people in Russia."
"Oh. Never mind." - Roseann

you can't talk to me like that, i drive a dodge stratus!

Eddie Murphy "James Brown's Celebrity Hotub"...hottub uugh uh full of water...
Mr. Robinson's neigborhood...It's one hell of a day in the neighborhood it's a hell of a day for a neighbor..would you be mine...the problem is when I move in y'all move away!
Velvet Jones
Richard Simmons Paraody singing..good golly miss molly you look like a hog.

Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze at the Chippendale Dancer Auditions
Justin Timberlake dressed as the Cup O Soup..Did somebody say friends in need
Dick In the box...over at your parents house..dick in the box, back stage at the CMA's

OMG I forgot about this. So awesome.

oh and....

Jackie Rogers Junior's Hundred Thousand Dollar

JACK

POT

(dun dun duh, dun dun duh duh)

WAAAAAAD!!!

...in a van down by the river!

So many of mine have been mentioned already! Some others:

-Wayne's World - how can that be forgotten?
-The Real World-Chicago (from 1996, with Bob Dole as one of the roommates!)
-Bad Idea Jeans - "Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"
-The SuperFans. "Daaaa Bearssss!"
-VH1's Behind the Music: The Super Bowl Shuffle. :)

Kristen Wiig has given me whole new generations of quotes....

"Don't make me sing."

"Thomas! Oh, Thomas!"

and

"So, kind of better than you, soooooo....."

Being my favorites.

My husband will never let me live this one down - I actually said the same thing once!

Can we ever forget the Bass-O-Matic?

"Hey, hey - we're Adobe! The little car that's made out of clay!"

Basically, any of the commercials...

"Colon Blow and youuuuuuuuuu!"

The Love Toilet

Handi-Off and Toe-Riffic...

The whole lawrence welk show skit was my favorite.

"With my, by myself".
"I found a dead cat on the side of the road so i took it home and i cooked it and i put honey on it and i ate it is that bad to do do do do do do do do do"

OH and of course,
"say hi to your mother for me"

LMAOOOOO

"And I like can I touch"