When you want to store 1000's of songs but not pay for the iName

Botox

15 years younger for only $1,000 per year!


(ok, someone's got to go there)

Condoms

It's not that hard of a choice.



NFL Football

Stealing husbands across America every Sunday afternoon.

hot tubs

Who says sitting in a vat of urine and STDs isn't sexy?


Next: Answering machines

Because voicemail doesn't let you screen out your mother in law

Tampax

Because it's better than being pregnant at the wrong time!






Macy's

Macys. We're the "good" department store.



Ebay

Where people buy expensive stuff for cheap, and people sell cheap crap for big bucks.





Pet Cross/Pet Shield (Pet Health Insurance)

Pet Insurance. Most people who have it don't even need it...



Shutterbug

Allowing more and more people to upload amateur pictures on the net one upload at a time




Viagra

Like a Rock. Wait...that's already taken.




Post-it Notes

we did post it notes already



Christmas Deals at (fill in the name of the company)

Because there's no more space on your erase board & you can't remember diddley.





McDonalds

And? Companies don't run the same commecial over and over forever (well, ones with decent marketing depts don't....).

ETA: When this thread gets 100 pages long, I'm not looking back through all of them to make sure they've not been used...

No more trans-fats, that makes us healthfood, right?






Phyllo Dough

Phyllo Dough - hard to spell and hard to handle.



CompUSA

no prob...but...hey...it's only post number 41 and 42 (not that far back if you scroll up a tiny bit and way different than 100 pages)....talk about a rerun.

STFU and just play the game.:p

Take a look at OUR hard drives.




Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret. I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me! (But you know you want it).



The CW

We're not your grandfather's Morse code.

(In Amateur Radio, CW [continuous wave] is Morse code)


UPS

UPS: What can BROWN lose for you?



Nordstrom's

Nordstrom's - some sales bring the price down to retail!




M&Ms

Repeat. Do over.

^^^ Is this the slogan? Kinda cool if it is.

If it's not, then "With or without nuts, it can still be Sexual Chocolate for your Valentine"




Evian Water

Why get tap water for free when you can pay for it?





Greekchat.com

GreekChat.com: "Send us your tired, your poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free...and our "regulars" will rip them to shreds!"




Mercedes

Perfect for when your Beemer grows up.






FTD.

No, we already had M&M's. :p

FTD. Not just "for the dead!"



Fox Network

If they are sick, dead or you are just trying to get into thier pants, we got the flower for you.










3M

3M: more technolgy you wont know how to fix when it breaks

Next : Wii

Wii: Face it, this is this only way we could get your fat ass off the couch to excercise.

Snow:

Snow: Global Warming Gone Awry





Delta Airlines

Helping you get to your destination, and your baggage somewhere else.





AT&T

AT&T: We drop your calls, we screw up your iPhone and you will still pay for our services. We put you second.




Amazon

PS3 - why buy this when you can buy a real PC for the same price? Oh! and did you know you can play Blu Ray movies on? 6 out 10 consumers didn't ! PS3, buy us because you know the Sony name!









Water

GRrrrrr......


Xbox 360 - When having a Vista Machine messing up your life just won't do...play your games and download some overpriced movies here and run it thru your crappy Vista Media Center. Xbox 360 changing the way you watch TV and put money in Bill's pocket.






Timberland

Timberland : Buy these expensive work or hiking boots and then make sure to never get them dirty (or take off the tag)



TiVO

Don't waste your life on a Network schedule - waste your life on your own schedule.





coffee