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Velocity_14 09-21-2007 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AKA_Monet (Post 1524639)
Dr. AlphaFrog,

There is no way we can hold involuntarily based on this person's said statements. I need more, evidence-based diagnoses to commit... She may need a full 2 200 ml charcoal expectorants or an inhalant break.

What do your fellow colleagues say on this afternoon's grand rounds?

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

Dr. AKA_Monet,

I concur. I think both expectorants and inhalant are essential in this matter.

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

AKA_Monet 09-21-2007 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by sigmadiva (Post 1524369)
Ahh, so this is the trend? So I guess in 2012 we will get a lot of 'Plz help, I wanna be a Delta!', then in 2019 we will get 'Plz help, I wanna be a Zeta!', then in 2021 we will get 'Plz help, I wanna be a Sigma!' Okay, I think I get it all now....;)

Plz help!!! I wannabe XYZ Sorority before their centimentals because I wanna dance around hippity-hoppity, with junie bug flips, etc. in a train with mines sawarhs that I am gonna say the new intergalactic stream CLP techonology that has unverifiable members of XYZ who are representing on my deck school, are unbecoming of this sorority... And I can judge that by _______________________

what my momma knows who paid her dues recently so that you can file legacy? Yes, I WENT there...

AKA_Monet 09-21-2007 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Velocity_14 (Post 1524663)
Dr. AKA_Monet,

I concur. I think both expectorants and inhalant are essential in this matter.

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

Dr. Velocity,

Bitters? Is that normal recourse in this particular situation? I think a 20 mm cath and 0.9% saline drip with addition of 100 mg of provigal may bring some conciousness.

She is not in defib, because her rhythmns are normal, making this a neuropath issue or sleep apnea due to possible Zopidem and ethnanol toxicity.

What did her blood test show?

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

Velocity_14 09-21-2007 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AKA_Monet (Post 1524675)
Dr. Velocity,

Bitters? Is that normal recourse in this particular situation? I think a 20 mm cath and 0.9% saline drip with addition of 100 mg of provigal may bring some conciousness.

She is not in defib, because her rhythmns are normal, making this a neuropath issue or sleep apnea due to possible Zopidem and ethnanol toxicity.

What did her blood test show?

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

Dr. AKA_Monet,

Well, said subject's blood work does not look too good. We found high levels of trollisha in said subject which can be detrimental to the right and left brain cells. To be cautious, we may want to administer the 20 mm cath and 0.9% drip with a possible addition of 100 mg of provigal first to see it takes effect. However, if conciousness is not acheived within 24 hours, said subject must undergo emergency procedure...said subject may need restraint...

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

ladygreek 09-21-2007 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mzgreekwonder (Post 1524536)
I understand that Facebook is NOT the most credible source on the internet but these are pictures and quotes that were posted by the AKA's. If these were questionable pictures, they would remove them.

How do you know they are really AKAs? Facebook is full of perps of all orgs.

AKA_Monet 09-21-2007 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Velocity_14 (Post 1524699)
Dr. AKA_Monet,

Well, said subject's blood work does not look too good. We found high levels of trollisha in said subject which can be detrimental to the right and left brain cells. To be cautious, we may want to administer the 20 mm cath and 0.9% drip with a possible addition of 100 mg of provigal first to see it takes effect. However, if conciousness is not acheived within 24 hours, said subject must undergo emergency procedure...said subject may need restraint...

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

Dr. Velocity,

Remember, if we cath and treat with a drip, subject may go into defib, then we will have to AED.

At this time, involuntary restraints may not be needed otherwise, that is another cost associated with taking her to the ward and I have to request Alex's expertise... :rolleyes:

Her insurance coverage is not that much above medicare, so at this time, given the patency, I will only do a cath and drip treatment to rehydrate.

Is customer services open now?

Also, I think this subject is resolvable and stable at this time, unless there are any objections?

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

Velocity_14 09-21-2007 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AKA_Monet (Post 1524707)
Dr. Velocity,

Remember, if we cath and treat with a drip, subject may go into defib, then we will have to AED.

At this time, involuntary restraints may not be needed otherwise, that is another cost associated with taking her to the ward and I have to request Alex's expertise... :rolleyes:

Her insurance coverage is not that much above medicare, so at this time, given the patency, I will only do a cath and drip treatment to rehydrate.

Is customer services open now?

Also, I think this subject is resolvable and stable at this time, unless there are any objections?

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

Dr. AKA_Monet,

Customer Service is open, but you know they close at 4:30pm on Fridays.

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency
GC Hospital

AKA_Monet 09-21-2007 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Velocity_14 (Post 1524714)
Dr. AKA_Monet,

Customer Service is open, but you know they close at 4:30pm on Fridays.

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency
GC Hospital

Thank you Dr. Velocity,

Who is the Attending here? We are ready for the procedure... On your mark.

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief


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