I still captured the general feeling :D

Typecal inane post by you!! :mad:

You do you chaptir well !!! :rolleyes:

Grow up and be sombody!!!!:mad:

Tonite its chili and taters!!! Cuz its damn hott!!!!!!! :D

I didn't read anything you wrote, but I still replied! :D:cool::confused:

I hope you get impaled in the eyeball by a falling gargoyle with a staph infection.

WHAT IS A RUSH CRUSH? WHY DO SORORITIES CUT AFTER THE FIRST ROUND???

MY DAUGHTER IS BEAUTIFUL, HAS A 4.0 AVERAGE, WAS A CHEERLEADER IN HIGH SCHOOL, VOLUNTEERED AS A CANDY STRIPER AND CARED FOR THE HOMELESS.

I DON'T KNOW WHY THE GREEK SYSTEM IS SO CRUEL. HOW COULD THEY CUT MY DAUGHTER. SHE IS PERFECT, AND EVERY CHAPTER SHOULD WANT HER.:(

+10 points for the post.

-2.5 points for not using the appropriate abbrevation - "D"

huh?

Helimoms refer to their daughter as "D".

Also, you could have thrown something in about getting your D 60 recs at each house, and doing her college enterance exam - that would have scored bonus points.;):D

I'M SO SORRY. I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH SLEEP BECAUSE I'M SO UPSET ABOUT HER GETTING THE BOOT.
THE SORORITIES DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE MISSING. D WOULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST ASSET TO ANY CHAPTER.

Hey! It's me!! I'm so flattered. :o

I can't stop smiling. :D :D :D :D

I didn't know I was anyone's favorite.

<3

Do I really talk about my sister that much?
Speaking of my sister, I'm going to see her in a couple weeks. I'm going to the Alpha Gam Buff Rose Formal again this year as someone's date. Not sure yet....I think the sisters are still deciding amongst themselves. Anyway, that's real soon and I need to send her those dresses I borrowed.

Nah - I was just being painfully obvious.:D

:D

And, really, just for the record-I REALLY DO SEE LETTERS EVERYWHERE!

I see letters . . .
 

Is that like seeing dead people?

I was just thinking that...

She's the Haley Joel Osment of the Greek world. Only I'm pretty sure she didn't get drunk and run into a mailbox with a '95 Saturn...


...I think it was a '98 Honda.:p;)

okay so....STALKER

haha. joking. Really, you've just spent too much time staring at my myspace page (which I really think I'm going to delete).

And, I almost ran into a mail box once, but instead I got stuck in the ditch. I hadn't been drinking I was just trying to back up.

I see what you did here.

Haha, easy though, I was never that brutal...more like things that just would really piss you off/irritate you.

Like: " I hope you drop your only set of car keys down a water drain."

Tired eyes = "Candy stripper"

That post goes in an entirely different direction from there...

Remembering your "I hope you get salmonella" to Earp that time still makes me chuckle...:p

I think my Macallen favorite was the get stung by bees one, but Senusret's was an excellent post in the genre.

It was a random guess. I don't even think I've seen your MySpace. I try to avoid MySpace like the plague, except to check one group that's got news on one of the authors I read.

Thank you for noticing. I like to think I was remixing both of our styles -- your tone with what I wish would actually happen to him. :)

Are you serious? Because I really do drive a 1995 saturn.

Spooky.:rolleyes:

I KNEW IT!!!!!!

This should be easy to detect, if only by the colour of the font:

"This is why I have been MIA recently. I was incarcerated! :(
Details later... "

Bravo

No, the '98 Honda was the guess - Haley Joel Osment really did drive a '95 Saturn into a mailbox. I always wondered what he was doing with a '95 Saturn in the first place.

Well . . . there was "Speaking of wood........I hope you get a splinter......IN YOUR EYE."

And then there was "I hope your day ends with an out of control car and a steep cliff."

But my personal favorite was "I hope you get speared by a Zulu" in the Africans are less intelligent than Westerners thread.

This could be a whole thread -- "What's your favorite macallan curse?"

I enjoy this one:

While not as cutting as his "curses", it's simpleness speaks the truth.:D

I personally was a fan of his "...Soon" Era:

"I hope your computer catches on fire.... soon"
"I hope you lose your wallet.... soon"
"I hope your computer crashes... soon"
and as AF has already pointed out, "I hope you learn the English language... soon"

Ah, how I miss the Days of Soon. :cool:

This is pretty solid, but it could be even more asinine and everyday, like:

This women nowadays, I tell ya - all they want to do is have sex, enjoy themselves, and vote. Notice how I used the Oxford comma there. Not me, though - I just want a women to settle down, cook pies and shut the fuck up. Notice I did NOT use the Oxford comma there. None of these new-age voting whores for me - hell no. Sexual promiscuity is a scourge upon my 1950s ideals - write it in the sky in gossamer tears: I WILL NOT DATE A WOMAN UNLESS SHE BLEEDS ON MY WEDDING NIGHT, A LA THE DARK AGES. I have not read "Chronicle of a Death Foretold" by Marquez, but if I had, I assure you I would understand the irony.

Whew, I blacked out there - sorry, I got a little out of control.

And yours could have been better with the addition of:

I need a woman who takes care of her feet and legs. She needs to be going in for a pedicure every week. I can't stand a girl with nasty-looking toes. And she's got to lotion up those legs. Nothing worse than a girl with ashy legs.

H I L A R I O U S.
and dead on.

These are great.
The bolded apply to several GCers.:)

That was a good one

For real!

Alas, this is where we fall short. He has already announced that whatever happens on the wedding night should not be new, but a regular occurrence.

Lol, I did not mean to start a train like this. Sorry, buddy.

"I hope you get speared by a Zulu." :D:D:D:D:D

http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/sh...&postcount=118

This is SHEETCAKE's favorite macallan25 post. SHEETCAKE is not sure how SHEETCAKE works with such fine liquors, SHEETCAKE is usually just doused in rum.

If she calls me "boo" I'm dumping her because she's a "ghetto" whore. She cheated on you? #$%%^& Why didn't you call "Waste Management" and have her thrown away with the rest of the trash?! Don't give up the "nookie" to bad boys!

:rolleyes: lol :p

General Comment: this is the best thread ever! :)