It is Sirikwan!!! I knew it!!!

So when are we going to be chastized for actually going to college, all becoming teachers rather than owning our own businesses at, ohhhh, age 24...:cool:

I'm offended that you care more about the word Vagina than you do Penis. These are legitimate medical terms describe the human anatomy. One or both most likely describes your own. Yet you find them crass? For shame.

Seriously? A NASCAR game? Really paid attention, did you? What was the final score?

I mean really, whom among us does not love NASCAR?

No no this must be mrs sirikwan! :D

BTW, I will not be married when I'm 24, no sirree.

*raises hand* I'm more of an Indycar girl myself.

This was one of my greater Greek Chat disappointments.

Really, Drolefille, really?

Well, at least there's Tony Stewart cross over, I guess.

Well I was never really a fan of either and then I was in Indy during the 500 and my boyfriend's family had digital cable so I watched most of the race from Danica's car :D

I think it's the symptathetic girl gamer in me that roots for the girl racer :)

I think my husband has a celebrity crush on Danica although she seems to have a bobble-head quality to me. At least she's authentically accomplished as opposed to a Hollywood bimbo.

Shhh, just lay back and think of England. It's sophisticated.

I don't, I find it boring.

OMGWTFBBQ!!!! Call the authorities!! Nascar only serves "ordinary" beer. The insanity!!!!!

I guess sex didn't lose its novely to you by 24, so why should that apply to us?

Great. As said by the sophisticated Ace Ventura--"Take care now, bye bye then!"

Worth quoting. Sorry, you are not going to find a vegetarian menu at a NASCAR track. Next time maybe you should bring your own. Sophisticated or not, some NASCAR fans are the nicest and most loyal people you will ever meet. In my book, loyalty is always sophisticated.
It is bad to talk about sex because it is too much information..huh. As adults I hope we could discuss problems because by adulthood we should be over saying "pee pee" and well..whatever you use as little kid slang for vagina (I always called it vagina. I was one of those kids who never called it by another name). Anywho, as this has been said many a time before, if you don't like it, don't read it!

Back to my Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade (light) because nothing says sophistication like a nice cold bottle of Mike's;)

No joke-I've actually done that. Drole, you feelin the ADHD and me on this one?

Oh btw Mysticcat-I believe the last NASCAR game I went to was won by the Mississippians 31-love.

You mean Tony Blair?

Was it Victoria who got that advice?

Wait I missed that... Veganism is sophistication? Meat and Dairy are not?

Tell all those chefs who serve fois gras and Kobe Beef that they're unsophisticated! (Or any number of other meat or dairy based products!)

Word.
Reasons to keep my mouth shut during sex:
1. Saying something like, "I really enjoy watching Tony Blair on CSPAN I'm going to be sad that he's gone," is a real mood killer.
2. Trying to explain where that line of thought came from is a bigger mood killer.

Got or gave, one of the two.

You cannot laugh during sex because you cannot win. Here is why:

If you don't admit you're laughing about anything he thinks you're laughing at him.

If you admit you're laughing at something else then your mind is not on him or the event taking place, so he gets pissed off.

Well you try having sex on Twister sheets! It's way more fun to go right hand blue left foot yellow!

Owning Twister sheets with ADD is a bad bad bad idea :p I'd never sleep!

Did neither of you get the cultural/political reference?

How unsophisticated of you both. :p

I remember that game! You knew it was over when that driver from the Bootleggers fouled out in the second inning.

1) Who's sock puppet is this? Seriously!

2) While I may have my share of issues with GC I have never once wanted it to be "sophisticated"! It's a message board for crying out loud not a tea party...... :cool:

Did you see that pitcher bowl a googlie? That was a grand slam for sure! Shame it was off-side. I was yelling "Red card ref are you blind??!" but it didn't do much good. Oh well, at least the point guard landed his triple toe-loop.

Busting out the tube o lube and having a sit sit..... mwahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha


There was once this girl who got served some Kobe Beef.... and look what kind of trouble THAT started?

Penis?

...brought to you by the seminal movie of the 90's, Varsity Blues.

Good grief, it is summer. I will have to be serious enough, and maybe semi-coherent, in the fall in grad school. It is nearly 10:30 at night and still bleeping hot in the CA central valley. My friends either have enough sense to be out of town, or live somewhere where one's brain doesn't melt.

Serious? Try cable TV.

If I miss a comma, or get a word out of order, I'll send myself to my room.

And for dinner, it was a turkey sandwich, light mayo and green tea.

Have you no grasp on internets reality?

Ohhh, and once again, you make me burst into for realz lolz-ness. You have the most fitting username I've ever seen.

Hello smiley.....my cat is so stunned by the lack of sophistication here, she's speehless.

Look on the net for lofty topics. Go ahead. Tomorrow, the war will still be on, the president and congress will still be at each other, and accomplishing little, and candidates for president, who started campaigning way too soon, will seem as dull than summer reruns by fall.

I did my stint as an activist, many years as a community service/charity volunteer, years in the professsional world, and but now, I am taking timeout before fall.

I wonder what the OP thinks of vegansexuals. Oh wait, I just used the word sexual. Shame on me.

And I <3 Senusret's rainbow colored penis the best :D

Maybe then he wouldn't get robbed as much.

I'm still laughing at the Twister sheets. I didn't know there was such a thing!

Oh, and...
in before the lock!

From the acticle-
"One vegan respondent from Christchurch said: "I believe we are what we consume, so I really struggle with bodily fluids, especially sexually".

So I guess that means oral sex is out? (at least if you swallow).

Oh wait, I bet this is the type of comment the OP was talking about!

I like the part where she said that carnivore's bodies were made up of dead carcasses. That's special.

Last I heard, this required SEX.

This thread is funny.

LMAO!!! hahahaha! :D:D

What????

Bigger and better things? HOW DARE YOU JUDGE US. How dare you say that what you do is better than what we're engaging in. Just because you feel like wasting your time on your husband, that you probably only married so you could have sex with him, does not mean that this path is right for everyone. Instead of wasting your time on these "lowly, unsophisticated" message boards, why don't you go cook and clean for your wonderful husband, since obviously such endeavors are the only important things in life.
I'm going to go enjoy some cocktails with my girlfriends and *gasp* hook up with a random guy, because that's right b*tch, I'm 24, and f*cking loving it.

How do you like it now?



eta: I obviously made sweeping generalizations, I really only speak for myself, but I used "us" to prove a point...

To the OP:

You DO know that the "Being a Lush(ie)" thread is about a line of bath and beauty products, right?

All I can say is I hope he missed the episode of Law & Order where Lennie talked about a young suspect "punching the clown."

To the OP,

It must get really tiresome standing on that pedestal all day. I'm surprised you don't suffer from nosebleeds, lording your smug superiority over us from up on high.

I found the gay penis reference uncalled for also. Are you happy now?

Because I have sex the normal way.

A good example why NASCAR is low-brow entertainment. How hard is it to serve vegetarian foods these days? I recently attended a wedding reception where the bride and groom were both cops. Yet, a vegetarian dish or two was served.
I have sex and I enjoy it well! But, I have NATURAL sex with my HUSBAND. It seems that on GC, people are having everything but! I don't engage in bottom, oral, gay, nor promiscious sex. And, I certainly don't rely on toys.

I didn't bother opening that thread because of the title.