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tld221 05-24-2007 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by mr.kev84 (Post 1454681)
this is america sweetheart. i can do whatever i please. if i don't want to work, i shouldn't have to work. can you all get this in your heads? the only thing would make me get a job outside of my desired field is that i was given the choice to stay here and work or go to a third world country. i would take desperate lengths. if i cannot get on welfare, i will live in my parents basement past 40. if something happens to them i will live in another relative's basement. i would live in shelters. i would join the peace corps. at the last resort, i would go homeless and ''beg'' for money.

kev
glad you got it figured it out.
so temping and working at McD is signs of being a loser, but living in your parents basement and begging for money isnt? way to go.

BuckeyeTriDelta 05-24-2007 10:03 PM
TLC
"No Scrubs"

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
So (no)

I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time and (no)

I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me

But a scrub is checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
Cuz I'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash
Can't get wit' no deadbeat ass
So (no)

I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time (no)

If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes son I'm talking to you (baby)
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no I don't want no (oh)

No scrub
No scrub (no no)
No scrub (no no no no no)
No scrub (no no)
No

Sorry...I had to.

shinerbock 05-24-2007 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by mr.kev84 (Post 1454694)
woman, you really think i'm fat? i don't sit in the cubicle for 40+ hours every week. i burn my calories swimming, dancing at clubs, playing sports, and walking from my house to the bus. this is one of the main reasons why i don't like to work, it takes up too much of your recreational time.
This is clearly good schtick. No person would actually brag about dancing in clubs or having to ride the bus.

mr.kev84 05-24-2007 10:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1454700)
glad you got it figured it out.
so temping and working at McD is signs of being a loser, but living in your parents basement and begging for money isnt? way to go.
you are right. i would be a loser both ways. but if i go on welfare, i would be a loser with a lot of leisure time.

kev

mr.kev84 05-24-2007 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by shinerbock (Post 1454703)
This is clearly good schtick. No person would actually brag about dancing in clubs or having to ride the bus.
maybe it's like that in atlanta, but in california and oklahomo being a good dancer in clubs will get you laid, fast. i grew up in oklahoma and went to school in cali. re: riding the bus, as i said earlier, i don't have to pay for high gas prices.

kev

shinerbock 05-24-2007 10:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mr.kev84 (Post 1454707)
maybe it's like that in atlanta, but in california and oklahomo being a good dancer in clubs will get you laid, fast. i grew up in oklahoma and went to school in cali. re: riding the bus, as i said earlier, i don't have to pay for high gas prices.

kev
This is good stuff, I support your endeavors.

tld221 05-24-2007 10:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mr.kev84 (Post 1454707)
maybe it's like that in atlanta, but in california and oklahomo being a good dancer in clubs will get you laid, fast. i grew up in oklahoma and went to school in cali. re: riding the bus, as i said earlier, i don't have to pay for high gas prices.

kev
not only are you amazing for that awesone @ss typo... but yeah.

dude, theres no other way to say this: you suck. sorry.

ΑΓΔSquirrelGirl 05-24-2007 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by mr.kev84 (Post 1454670)
relax, honey. i would feel the same way if my job involves sleeping with
men who wear lime green suits and walk with snakehead canes. i don't blame you for your anger.

i'm not a self-righteous sheep, i think for myself. anyone who thinks that hard work is a virtue is brainwashed.

kev
:rolleyes:
Damn you found me out.

You reek of the stench of total failure. Please go play in traffic. At night. Again, you are either a troll or a severe waste of oxygen on this planet. Either way, you are three steps below loser.

People like this make me so happy. Great verbal punching bag...and I don't have to feel guilty about it!:D

PiKA2001 05-24-2007 11:03 PM
you might get more money if you go out and get a job for a couple of months, then get fired and get unemployment benefits.

JWithers 05-24-2007 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by PiKA2001 (Post 1454735)
you might get more money if you go out and get a job for a couple of months, then get fired and get unemployment benefits.

Or quicker yet, go to the interview in pajama pants and a wife beater with the stench of beer on your breath and a pissy attitude. Then you won't get hired, but can claimed you 'tried' and still collect benefits! :D From "Suck the People Dry Vol. 1"

1908Revelations 05-24-2007 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by KSig RC (Post 1454473)
FANTASTIC trolling - but yeah, enjoy eating ramen and waking up in the stench of shame and shitty beer.

don't be mad at me because i make it rain

http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/f/fat...n_060912/a.jpg
Way to go KSig!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by mr.kev84 (Post 1454707)
maybe it's like that in atlanta, but in california and oklahomo being a good dancer in clubs will get you laid, fast. i grew up in oklahoma and went to school in cali. re: riding the bus, as i said earlier, i don't have to pay for high gas prices.

kev
TITY?? Translation: Tom Is This You?

preciousjeni 05-24-2007 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by 1908Revelations (Post 1454749)
Way to go KSig!!!


TITY?? Translation: Tom Is This You?
His coherent alter-ego?

1908Revelations 05-24-2007 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by preciousjeni (Post 1454754)
His coherent alter-ego?
Check what I bolded. That's all I know it is not Tom, but I had not seen anyone pick on him today.

preciousjeni 05-24-2007 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 1908Revelations (Post 1454755)
Check what I bolded. That's all I know it is not Tom, but I had not seen anyone pick on him today.
Aww...I was trying to pick on him but it must not have come out right. ;)

1908Revelations 05-24-2007 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by preciousjeni (Post 1454757)
Aww...I was trying to pick on him but it must not have come out right. ;)
Sawwy....I screwed up the Tom joke, but now we can add TITY? to the GC Dictionary:rolleyes:;)

AKA_Monet 05-24-2007 11:46 PM
Um, how does one use the computer, find GC and post dumbchit, then curse the good folks out about not finding a job?

How does that work? I'm confused? :confused:

I gotta job for yah... It doesn't have "hazard pay" attached to it. But it pays...

mr.kev84 05-24-2007 11:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AKA_Monet (Post 1454767)
Um, how does one use the computer, find GC and post dumbchit, then curse the good folks out about not finding a job?

How does that work? I'm confused? :confused:

I gotta job for yah... It doesn't have "hazard pay" attached to it. But it pays...
dumbchit? what's "chit" short for? chitlins?

i will be more than happy to get a job from you, it's been a slow month. :o

1908Revelations 05-24-2007 11:58 PM
Soror, no need for the troll spray, but maybe some anti-crack will do.

AKA_Monet 05-24-2007 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by 1908Revelations (Post 1454771)
Soror, no need for the trool spray, but maybe some anti-crack will do.
I think Soror Skee said she was the CEO of Trollinex. How many shares do you own? ;)

mr.kev84 05-24-2007 11:59 PM
i'm being sandwhiched between two aka's, this night can't end any better. aka's at my alma mater are rated up there with the dz's and sk's.

AKA_Monet 05-25-2007 12:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mr.kev84 (Post 1454769)
i will be more than happy to get a job from you, it's been a slow month. :o
I will ignore the rude commentary because I am working this interview:

I see you are nearly 25 years old and have an unstable career. You know sometimes in life, people just have to retool and go back to school.

Tell me something about yourself?

1908Revelations 05-25-2007 12:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AKA_Monet (Post 1454772)
I think Soror Skee said she was the CEO of Trollinex. How many shares do you own? ;)
How do I get my shares? Was that included in my COIP? J/K

AKA_Monet 05-25-2007 12:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1908Revelations (Post 1454782)
How do I get my shares? Was that included in my COIP? J/K
This is another assessment that you much pay...

1908Revelations 05-25-2007 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by AKA_Monet (Post 1454787)
This is another assessment that you much pay...
As a an undergrad and a person who can't afford to buy gas I think I will have to pass.:(

AKA_Monet 05-25-2007 12:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1908Revelations (Post 1454790)
As a an undergrad and a person who can't afford to buy gas I think I will have to pass.:(
Sweet Soror, you know the level of commitment once you joined Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc... It does cost money to be a fully active member... Even $5 can purchase 1 share.

mystikchick 05-25-2007 02:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ???SquirrelGirl (Post 1454662)

Newsflash. I know your mommy told you you were special, but now you have to be a big boy! You aren't special anymore. People work and you are not too good to, no matter what you think. Get over it.
you are awesome.

AlphaFrog 05-25-2007 07:19 AM
Y'all, I really think this is Kevin parodying his stance on homeless/welfare.

I mean, the mr.kev, the Oklahoma thing...

Kevin 05-25-2007 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlphaFrog (Post 1454864)
Y'all, I really think this is Kevin parodying his stance on homeless/welfare.

I mean, the mr.kev, the Oklahoma thing...
I had actually considered it.. and figured someone would eventually come to this conclusion. I also thought at some point I'd point out that several people who were upset with me because I'd "never say that to someone's face" have now made similar comments to this person (of course taking full advantage of their anonymity).

But it's not me. So no.. no KITY.

mulattogyrl 05-25-2007 10:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ΑΓΔSquirrelGirl (Post 1454720)
:rolleyes:
Damn you found me out.

You reek of the stench of total failure. Please go play in traffic. At night. Again, you are either a troll or a severe waste of oxygen on this planet. Either way, you are three steps below loser.
LMAAAAO!!! I'm dying laughing over here!

tld221 05-25-2007 11:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kevin (Post 1454956)
I had actually considered it.. and figured someone would eventually come to this conclusion. I also thought at some point I'd point out that several people who were upset with me because I'd "never say that to someone's face" have now made similar comments to this person (of course taking full advantage of their anonymity).

But it's not me. So no.. no KITY.
it did cross my mind actually... but nah i dont see this being Kevin's work.

AlphaFrog 05-25-2007 11:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kevin (Post 1454956)
I had actually considered it.. and figured someone would eventually come to this conclusion. I also thought at some point I'd point out that several people who were upset with me because I'd "never say that to someone's face" have now made similar comments to this person (of course taking full advantage of their anonymity).

But it's not me. So no.. no KITY.
LOL.

But, then, do you think it's somebody parodying aimed at you?

Kevin 05-25-2007 11:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlphaFrog (Post 1454987)
LOL.

But, then, do you think it's somebody parodying aimed at you?
It's entirely possible.

The Oklahoma thing, the name... stranger things have happened.

REE1993 05-25-2007 02:37 PM
I am very curious to know what fraternity let this clown in.


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