I am not sure, but does Alpha Phi Alpha get to adopt apes from the zoo?? Especially since Delta gets an exception to the rule. I love my sister greeks because they allow people to feed the elephants in the summer.

Here comes my truck unloading the neutering, I mean neutralizing spray for Trolls. (screwing in nozzles, checking the pressure gauges, and flipping the tank emitters).

It will be emitted as a foam and you would ooze with humility...

Soror, we may need your spray, but I like this troll better than erica00, she was just plain old desrespectful.

now that's not entirely fair - she *DID* manage to use that handy site known as wikipedia to realize that sigma nu and tke would not, as it were, be good fits for her as organizations, skulls and snakes and other such satanic symbols aside. :p

Sorry....I think she or he is rubbing off on me.

BTW this person posting about TKE, Delta and ther GLO's is this a guy or a girl?

Yes. Actually, they are kite sanctuaries where the kites can roam free. Thetas adopt a kite but allow it to live in its natural environment.

Of course we're a different story...we are provided with a personal squirrel during initiation and it sits on our shoulder at all times. They are trained from birth and are housebroken.

Y'all quit responding. I answered the question (remember it was about DST) and the rest of you need to back off! :mad:

Future Greek, I forgot to tell you more about Delta.
We are each shareholders in Delta airlines and Delta faucets!:D So we all fly for free on Delta airlines AND we charge the other Greeks three times the price to fly our airlines. Other Greeks who have Delta in their name get a discount too, but DST negotiated first so we get top tier discounts so we can go visit our elephants more often -- if Delta is first in their name, they save 50%, if it is 2nd, they save 25% and if it is 3rd, they save 10% but Delta Delta Delta saves 88%.

Hope this helps.

I'm dying y'all. The troll itself is kinda pathetic, but the rest of y'all are makin' my day.

CT,

I am over here http://creditboards.com/forums/style...fault/rofl.gif at you and this thread....


*going back to watching.....

CTFU!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yes, we found a lot of anchors left behind when we moved in that we HGTVed into decorations for our headboards and dressers.


:D to you all! This was fun, lol!

Sigma Kappa gives each sister a dove and a human heart at initiation. It's awesome!

Kappa Deltas use their standard-issue initiation daggers to chop up white roses into confetti. Then we hold hands while we sing Kum-bay-ah, and then roll around in the confetti to make rose-angels.

Alas, I have said too much.

It's hard fitting a Crown, Palm Tree, Star, and Phoenix into our initiation bags, but we're up for the challenge. Usually we have to beat the Phoenix down to stuff him in there, but somehow, he always recovers.:D

Earwax.

Is that before or after he bursts into flames?

Did I say I was a female?

Before...he bursts into flames as the newly-initiated members open their bags - cool pyrotechnics and all...very impressive.

Again, a lot of this stuff sounds very unrealistic.

Was your favorite comic book character Capt. Obvious?

(don't worry--I'm over the "momma/Red Lobster comment")

:D :D :D
This is my 100th post. Do I get an elephant??

This thread is for real for real hilarious.

You already have an elephant in your signature. Don't bogart the elephants for the rest of us.

Wait a second, I'm blanking, is that before or after the snake-induced devil worship?
I totally got that. :p
Gee, you're looking for sororities. I wonder...
http://photos23.flickr.com/24427597_0cba60d473_o.jpg

No, you already have one and you can only get a 2nd one once you celebrate 10 years in Delta.

I get my second elephant on Thursday. I am going to ride him to work that morning.:D

Just let me know if you're going to be on 485 so I can stay off it that morning.:D

You do know that you still only qualify for a baby elephant--right?

I take 277 to get to the j-o-b.

My baby elephant is a genius and is totally trained to provide transportation as I long as I feed him Planters peanuts and not generic peanuts.

Yet again, this sounds very unrealistic. Elephants on the highway? Come on. Maybe in the fields along some bushes. Elephants walk a little too slow and it will cause a major traffic jam. Plus, elephants are known to act violent on occasion, that would be a hazard to anyone on the road. I hope she gets arrested.

You're totally a troll. No one is that stupid.

I live in the South so it's okay. :D

Talk to the hand.

Way to funny!!

You're right. Anything goes in those red states. :(

If someone can go down Independence in a Hoverround, you can most certainly take your elephant on 277.;)

Exactly!!! And I have seen ^^ that several times in my tenure here as a Charlottean.

No, no. You've misunderstood. The elephants aren't on the highway. They're between the highway. They help keep the medians looking nice. You see, their weight helps pack down the grass, so the government saves money on median maintenance.

I can see how you got confused, though. No biggie - you'll learn it all eventually! :D

The only problem with that is 277 is essentially a bridge over uptown.

When I get my torch, I'll light our troll on fire. :p ;)