I hate...

1. Nasty old men trying to grind with me. I don't do old men, K.I.M.
2. That one drunk kid who's trying to dance but can't, bumping into everyone one. I really hate it when its the club and they're trying to dance like they're at a rave.
3. B*4535* blowing smoke in my face. Oh hayle naw!

When I go out and drink, I have a short temper so my friends keep a close eye on me to make sure I don't get into a fight and beat someone down. :mad:

What I Hate at the Club
 

1. Overly crowded clubs
2. Bad bartender/drinks
3. Someone asking to sip my drink or to buy them one
4. Sweaty Betty's
5. People that dance with you and can't keep up
6. People that can't get the hint that you don't want to dance with them nor talk to them
7. No booty music**im ghetto**
8. Greeks that take over the floor by strolling at a non-greek function.
9. Fights/Shoot outs
10. Overcharging to get in
11. Holding line out to make club seem live inside when no one is in there**Club 112**
12. Smoke

I too live in Atlanta. I prefer the bar/house party scene. My spot is Barnacle's in Lithonia. I've also done Dudley's. I haven't clubbed since January. I'm young but old spirited. I'm very much the homebody.

I'm very blunt and honest with mine. There will be no game playing with me. I usually walk in and buy a drink.**absolute and cran** That let's them know I'm a drinker. Usually after that, I don't have to ask, bat lashes, wink, etc. Offers just come most times. On my slow nights, someone may try to sit at the table with me or holla at me and I say, 'Not without a drink you won't.' I may also see a cute man buying a drink and I'll say, 'Where mine?' I'm just too ghetto, but it always works cuz I'm cute and they love my attitude. You know you got it going on when you booty shaking hard as hell with drink in hand and haven't wasted a drop.

Isa Isa Could I Save Her... "I WANNA BE SAVED"
 

Here are Bobbyearl's club responses:

OK, WE PRETEND LIKE WE WON'T. IF SHE'S A DIME, WE WILL DO IT!

Look at that, you're offering me a drink and I didn't even have to ask....proves my point perfectly LOL!!!

;)


I'll take a Centerfold, please...

My rule of thumb...never let an intelligent woman pass me by...lol;) :D

Bottom shelf liquor only...I don't know you like that yet.

Yall is going straight to hell. All the booty shakin' and bicardi drinkin' in the world will not get yall into heaven.

I OOOOONLY go clubbing to spread the word about Christ.

*walks off, straightening the halo over my head*

You know this angel is more like what you are...

http://www.websitegoodies.com/smilies/gfx/sad0121.gif

So bad...so very bad

You sooooo funny

PLEASE tell me exactly how you do that.

Scenerio I
*two girls grinding on the dance floor*
*ShamikaT approaches the two girls*

"Now, yall know that yall ain't no lesbians. So, why is yall dancing together? It's to get that guy's attantion, huh? Welllll, he ain't going to complete yall. Jesus will!!!!

Scenerio II
*ShamikaT smells something really funky, so she follows the smell*
*Some snagged tooth brotha, is facing the corner, smoking some endo*

[preacher voice]"My, what is that you're smoking? Me thinks it is marijuana! Son, put that mess down. You don't need drugs to get high, when you can get high off of JEEEEEBUSSSS!"[/preacher voice]

ShamikaT goes to the club to quote from her favorite Bible verse.

Let us turn to the Book of LUKE, the 5th chapter, and the 69th verse. And it reads as thus....











DON'T STOP! GET IT, GET IT! DON'T STOP! GET IT, GET IT!

*ShamikaT starts backing that thang up on the dance floor*

'I'm not doing that sinner's dancing, yall. This here's the Holy Hop!

Oh yeah, I'm real good for doing that too. I would just look @ dude like he's good a stupid. It doesn't take long for them to get the hint, b/c I also mean-mug them, lol.

HOLLA!!!!! :cool:

Smart man you are. ;) :cool:

ETA: Just don't give us bottom shelf liquor. That's not nice. :(

That's a good rule of thumb!

;)

This is a typo, right????

:confused:

You got to work your way up. You don't head into the job on the first day demanding be the CEO right?:D

I strongly beg to differ...

Nah, I wouldn't demand to be the CEO...they can't help but to place me in that position on the first day.

;)

THIS KILLS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Why do ni99az hang out in the bathroom at clubs? Why?!

You pay $10-20 to watch men pee? Kinda funny if you ask me. Don't they know that's what the bathroom is made for. Not for them to stand in watching everyone who walks in and hold annoying casual conversations. Piss and K.I.M.

:mad:

I agree! Man I hate that! Why do you feel like you have to hold a conversation with me at the urinal? Can I just have a moment alone while I am pissing? Call me shadey, but that is a private moment for me!:mad:

That might get you top shelf!;)

Add this to the list.

PEOPLE WHO HAND OUT FLYERS IN THE CLUB!!!

Why? I'm not gonna hold on to it all night. I'm gonna throw it on the floor as soon as you turn your back or maybe in your face. Which ever one I'm feeling at the time.

Flyers and CDs, I know you gotta stay on ya grind, but let me enjoy the ladies and the rest of my night....

Damn real, they be all in ya face like. "Yo pimp'n you gotta cop dis. Dis $h*t is hot!"

JUST DIE!!!

LOL, Am I in the klub right now....Scenario is all too familiar

Socially, Baltimore has been a huge disappointment. I may be stereotyping most guys, but it's hard to find a respectable place to go here: musty men w/ unkempt dreds, who wear oversized white tees, flood pants, oversized sunglasses, grills, and expensive sneakers--knowing they owe child support...

Also, wack music. I like to dance & it kills the mood when a club can't seem to hire a DJ with current/good songs.

OK, although i dont club, I can appreciate this one. I come out of the grocery store and somebody run up on me giving me a flyer about some ole junk. Thats when i give them a straight unit.

Flyers on my car make me made too. I get all scared that I go a ticket and it is a flyer to the grand opening of Pookie N'Nem braid salon/restaraunt. :mad:

One of my friends call the outfit you just described "the ni**a uniform".

I don't club, but does First Fridays count?
 

In Columbus, it is a "mobile nightclub" under the guise of it being a professional networking social affair. It used to be a professional crowd, but it quickly degenerated into wannabe thugs/ballers and ghetto hoochies in tight outfits.

Anyhow, the one thing I hated while dancing was the DJ (or whomever was holding the mike at the time) to be constantly talking over the music.

One FF event I attended, this one butthole who was neither the DJ nor a special guest or VIP by any stretch of the imagination kept hollering over the music a bunch of random BS like "AWWWWW YEEAAAHHH!" and "DO DAT S**T, DO DAT S**T!". I had to hold back from yelling, "STFU, [BUTT]HOLE!"

That was some of the most annoying mess I had ever heard in my life. Just let me dance in peace, goshdangit! :mad: :mad:

Soror, I have to LMAO at "musty men." Sounds like a Lil' STD (Lil' Jon) video.

I hate when the DJ's music is scratched...that is sooo lame! It's like I am feeling the music and I got this fly lil' mama and it is coming to my part...and then it skips!

Also, my general club rule of thumb is that if there is no VIP or valet, I don't need to be there. But every once and while I like a good "hood" club, but the problem occurs when I practically got to get undressed just so the security can search me. I'm like "Dayum, I got on some white Ralph Lauren pants, a nice white button up and sweater, and you think I am packin' heat?" I always tell them I forgot my "nine" at home...lol:D

It depends on who is handing out the flyers. If it's people that work for the club, it's all good to me. Usually it's a flyer to get in free next time or for a drink. I don't be mad then, lol. Anything else, I'm upset and don't want it.

Memorial Weekend!!! I clubbed 4 days str8, (I live in Miami...:D). Everything from women throwing up on the dance floor to men exposing themselves in front of the club. I have sworn off clubbing in my own city after this weekend. I want to go to someone elses city, show complete disregard for the locals, steal things that normally wouldn't be stolen, piss all over the place, park my car on peoples private property, and then take pictures of it all.

On a lighter note I met some kool celebs this weekend:
Nelly
Pharell
Kelis
Terrell (from meet the Browns, Family Reunion)
Fat Joe
Remy Ma
Dameon Marley
P Diddy
And others... (by others I mean the likes of)
Jacki-O
Trina
Rick Ross
Prettty Ricky and the Mavericks
Some of the former member of B2k
Chris Brown
Oh yeah, and Hogan's Daughter

It pays to be a model working for a fly-by-night TV station for the weekend and only getting paid in guestlists and free drink passes :D... :( I'd rather have money.

**Cigarette Smoke in the club (you end up smelling like you've been at the BINGO).

**People speaking in your face and spitting at the same time

**People who haven't realized that they have not washed themselves correctly before leaving the house

**Sweaty men that will hug you

**Men that says "Say Black" "Say Red" "Say lil mama"

**Drunk broads! (like that's cute)

**Females sizing me up (don't watch me, watch TV! And I don't swing that way!)

**Men that want you to give them the wrong number because you have just told them "no"

**Bougy(sp) people that act like the are the shhhhhh and don't have nothing to show

**People talking on the phone in a packed and loud club

**People who want you to see their "grill" or that "stuff" in their mouth (CLOSE YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!)

marquise, i'll be visiting South Beach in 2 weeks! lemme know where to party... i promise i'll be good and respectful to the locals.

check your PM :)

BLU, I went about a month ago, and the people were great. At least on SoBe! Everybody wanted me to have a good time. Ended up in VIP everywhere I went. Try Nikki's on the Beach, BED, SHINE, Crobar (VIP was cool), Privey. That's all I can remember...the rest was a blur;)

I'm a SoBe Live junkie, I live @ Fat Tuesdays. Wet Willies is a sometimes spot of mine. BED is cool, EM have our PJ jam there. The bruhs run SPICE and RED. Banana Joe's is also a Nupe hangout. Crobar is cool, the VIP is nice. Try the VIP at plush, you'll never wanna leave.

Imma have to remember those when I come back to the MIA. I got some unfinished business there...;)