Re: Re: Re: dzdst796, PerfectVerse06, and marquise1911.....
 

Yes, inquiring minds would like to know what that means.

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2 the MRI Tech yesterday: Ok I know you said that I wouldn't feel anything, but when I started to scream for help that should have been a sign that something was wrong. And how in the hell are you gonna tell me that the pain is all in my mind. The fact that your got-dang machine was electrocuting me should have concerned you more. So what if I scared your other patients, better that then for them to get up on there and get what I got. I ain’t ever said this before, but I wish I was a chick so I could slap the skin off of you and not feel bad about it.* And "Yo querdo Taco Bell" too b%$ch or whatever you said in spanish when I left.

*Marquise under no circumstances condones hitting women. Unless done by another woman, who is hopefully attractive and slathered in chocolate pudding.


2 the my parents: Y'all are supposed to be my parents. So why do y'all ask me for money every week? Why do you depend on me to get your light bill paid for? I'm still your child. If I was a dumb one you would still be taking care of me. Ma, I don't appreciate the fact that you have my pay period memorized and tear the corners of my bank statement envelopes to see how much I deposited. Dad, don't give me the, "let me hold something..." line again. That's what bank accounts are for. They hold my money, so people like y'all can't get a hold of it.

Re: Re: Re: Re: dzdst796, PerfectVerse06, and marquise1911.....
 

Phase- a term commonly used in the sentence “phase my ass”, by persons from the “hood” (see ghetto) or those from the south (especially FL). To phase means to fight, attack, or maim an individual. Phasing is generally a black thing. Phasing cannot occur unless both individuals know how to “throw their sets up”.

See KAPPAtivating for details.

Re: dzdst796, PerfectVerse06, and marquise1911.....
 

Girl, pop his little hands. Bad kids are not cute. They cut the fool in public and are little menaces to other kids. If you dont smack your sister up, someone else will because her son done hit someone elses kid.

*LOL*

That reminds me of the episode of Night Court ("A Day in the Life") where the elderly prostitute defendant who was selling herself at her retirement home said, "Sometimes I do it for pudding", whereby Dan promptly replied, "Sometimes I do it IN pudding."

Speaking of the above, I can only fantasize about Skee and Nonchalant being oiled up and duking it out in a ring. Whoa Nellie! :D. That would be one heckuva catfight, lemme tell you. Either that or them being in business attire duking it out ala the old TV show Dynasty. Which reminds me of a website that has capitalized off that very concept that I visited from time to time.

Anyhow, carry on...

Thanks!! I feel so enlightened!

I'll try to use 'phase' in my everyday conversation.

:D


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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: dzdst796, PerfectVerse06, and marquise1911.....
 

Much like Marquise stated...PHASE (in this context) means to fight me (I dare you)! If a person is really all that then skip the talk and PHASE me! If you bad enough to talk about it...then be about it. Let's go toe to toe!:D *Dusting my clothes off and switching back to my refined, bougie(?), alter ego*

You can use phase in such catchy phrases as: <- :D I rhymed!

"Then shoot me a phase b%$ch!"

"Shyyy...Then phase a ni99a."

"I bet he won't shoot a phase."

"Stop all the talk and let's phase trick."

Re: Re: Re: Re: dzdst796, PerfectVerse06, and marquise1911.....
 

Hmmm, I thought that he was just referring to the fact that her mom said that her nephew was just going through a phase.

For example:

Girl A: "Hey did you see Girl C's new Coach bag?"
Girl B: "Shyyyyyyt! Coach, my azz! She got that mess right down in Chinatown."

I'll have to try using it (phase) in the context noted above.

Let's see if I've got this right...

So you were about to PHASE that MRI Tech and 'como esta' her in the throat for hurting you?

What! I was about to shoot her a vicious phase, but I had to remind myself that I'm a gentleman.

2 marquise1911. Although you provide a public service to GC by posting your picture(I have gotten to a point where I no longer lick the monitor when I see that picture) I am angry with you for not starting another GC awards. The first one went so well and I think it is high time for another one. Boooo to marquise1911**hits marquise with a tomato then runs really fast**

2 Perfect Verse06. I know that you would like to have marquise's baby. But he was on Maury yesterday. He has 20 children with 12 different baby momma's. He also didnt want to claim the 2 children he has with his wife. I thought you should know that henny keeps getting him in trouble.

That is all for now. I will be back with more. You can be certain of that.

2 teena, go sleep if you are bored. Quit posting junk on the internet.:mad: :o :mad:

2 the dude in Walmart with his woman and flock of children. I saw you and your family once in the store. Ya'll stood out because you were staring at me like I was the last piece of Popeye's chicken at the weight watcher's meeting. Your woman looked pretty rough, like she just left Shawshank. I later saw you guys again. I noticed that you dropped back and let your fam walk ahead while trying to get my attention. Your Jherri curl almost broke me down, a man with a jherri curl in 2006 is awsome. Although I do think a man trying to cheat on his woman, and has a whole team of kids, and wears 'ran' over shoes is the epitome of sexy- I will have to pass. So tempting but I will pass. Too much man for me.

How could I miss this. Sooooooooooooooooooooooo true. I HATE the both of these types!

Dearest teena: You need extra special care, attention and professional help. :(

:eek:


Is this true, Marquise?????

You KNOW you'd better support Marquisha, Marquinton, and me! You can deny those other kids, but you know these two are YOURS!

*goes up to monitor showing pictures of Marquinton and Marquisha*

Look at Marquisha's eyebrows! They look JUST like Marquise's! And Marquinton has the same lower lip!!

I am 300% sure that he is the father!!!

Oh Man, the best Maury's are where there are TWO guys and the chick absolutely knows that one of them is the father, and they 99.999999% rule out both of them. It's so classic.

***Marquise shakes his head***

PV06, you know yo babies are the only ones dat look like me. Them other kids ain't mine. I don't care what the test says. Those kids don't even like red Kool-Aid and fried bologna. They can't be mines ***holding up degree***. Teena brought me on this show. Her baby ain't mine. It' looks like John Cena.

Hmmph....Yeah right:rolleyes:

But I think at least one of my kids is yours. No, I am 1000% sure all of them are. I aint been with no one else. Except the fact they have ran ove shoes and little Jherri curls (like the dude I saw in walmart this past weeked), they look JUST LIKE MARQUISE. Yeah, They look like marquise.

Marquise what's your major again? When do you graduate and get a job with benefits?

**looking around all shifty and sneaky**

Yeah these kids look just like you.

***Maury Opens Envelope***

Maquise you are not the father
KAPPAtivating your are not the father
John Cena you are not the father
Lil John and all of the Eastside Boys you are not the fathers

***Maury looks at card like it's on fire***
Hell naw this %$6# ain't right. Teena you said you were on the pill, that time you came on the show looking for ya third baby's daddy. Ain't no way in hell I'm bout to read a card that says "Maury you are the father"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:D

Oooooh, teena!! Connie Chung is gonna get you!!

*teena runs off the stage sniffling and snotting after the results are read, falls on the floor and screams, "NOOOOOOOO!!!"*

:(


*Lil John and the Eastside Boys break out into song, "I'm Not Da Daddy (WHAT!!)*

:o

*High Fiving Marquise and bumping chest to chest! Doing the Cabbage Patch*

**runs off stage and falls to ground screaming and crying**

AW Lawd NOOOOOO!!!!
WHO GONNA HELP ME WITH DEEZ BAD @#% KIDS?!?!?

**continues rolling on ground like on fire**

** Thinking-I dont remember sleeping wit him. MAURY POVICH?!?!? I wonder how much he worth. hmmmm**

I gotta bring up the subject at hand.

2 Kimberly Arrison: I told you if you called again I was gonna let you have it. The nerve of you people. Yes I called you out of your name, but so would you if someone called you at all times of the evening pretending to be an "old friend". No I don't care if it's your job. Yes I filed a complaint against you. No i won't give you my current address. And you have a nice day.

2 my co-work: You're old and your husband abandoned you. I understand that your lack of a social life forces you to be nosey, rude, and nastey. But must you file stupid complaints against me. Must you use my desk when I'm not here? Why do you use my phone and cough all over the receiver? There are pens in the supplies cabinet, why must you steal the ones on my desk? I know you like to use the shredder for no reason at all, but why must you do it when I'm on the phone? Oh, and Jesus loves you too (I know what you really mean when you say that).

2 Mom and Dad: I want my money back or y'all gonna see a side of me y'all ain't never seen before.

:mad: ...3,2,1...1,2,3,...What the hell is bothering me...deep breath...:D

Dear Mr. Post Man:

Why is it necessary to try and stuff ALL my mail in that lil bitty @ss box? Don't you realize that you are tearing up my JET and EBONY magazines? Common Sense should tell you to just put them in the door! You got one more time and that's yo @ss Mr. Post Man!

2 da B%$#h in the HR Dept: I know my timesheet was late, but I can't send it in without the proper signatures. I don't appreciate the fact that you felt the need to call my supervisor and lie on me. This was the first time I ever sent my timesheet in late, no I didn't say she is never here to sign it, and no I did not cop a tude with you. I wish you could see me spelling the word B-I-T-C... with my pen in the air. That is what you are. Everyone knows that. You send people checks late, dock them for hours they deserved, file complaints against them for stealing time when you and everyone else knows y'all do the same. This is the first time you messed with me, because I'm always up on my game. It better be the last, because management just might find out about those supplies I saw you carrying to your car the other day when you thought no one was looking.

To my supervisor: You thought you were being funny when you ran up and gave the person next to me a grin and a big 'ol hug, and didn't even give me a look. That's okay, because I was two thoughts away from putting my foot up your @ss. If you don't get off my dudes jock! You over there swinging like Tarzan. He don't even like you. By the way, I spoke to another student's parent today about y'all sending them letters at the last minute saying their kid wasn't going to graduate and guess what...I transferred the call to your stupid @ss! I hope she sues y'all!

Update!
 

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!:D :D :D

Marquise....your new siggy is what they want.


To my extracurricular supervisor- I luv you like a play cousin. You gots one mo time to have me show up and you not need me and you not call me in advance. I AM A BUSY WOMAN. Please dont waste my time. The next time I will chop you in the throat.

To my house. PLEASE CLEAN YOUR SELF. I dont have have time to do it and I am sick of all these roaches sitting at the table when I go to sit down and have dinner. One even slapped me and told me to get up and do the laundry. Mr. Roach-You dont know me like that. :eek: :p

YOCC!!!!:D

ROTFLMBBO!!!!

Did he ask for a ham and cheese sammich w/ Miracle Whip, too?

:p

To the new neighbors: I told your country @sses about parking in my space. Better yet, why do you choose to stay up all night having bar-b-ques? I know that in the trailor park, work is feared so you can receive government checks, but once again, this is not the trailor park! Y'all do beer runs like crack heads looking for their next hit! And to the little sickly skinny one, I guess I'm supposed to be cool with you because you have Rick Ross's "Hustlin" as a ringtone--that does not you down for the cause. One more night of partying and it's goin' down!

( I am mad wit you and lil_sunshine)

NO. He gave me :eek:a ham(only) sammich and no drink and told me to get in there and wash those clothes and when I get done, GET OUT.

That right there is some ole' bulljunk.

I think I am going to register for ya'll class next semester, cuz now even my roaches are punking me.

GIRL ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?!? You'd better not eat anything at my house.

I DONT EVEN EAT AT MY HOUSE! :eek:

(FYI. These are jokes. I repeat, these are jokes. However, my laundry is about to walk to the washing machine and do itself. Dirty laundry makes my skin itch.)

Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeena!!!

I'm going to have to give you a full scholarship because I'm going to need to move in with you and Mr. Roach after laughing so loud at yo CURAZAY butt in this quiet office!

I'm about to get fired!

:eek:


*crawls under desk and hides*

Since we are talking about roaches....I got in a friend of mine's car.

CHILD, SHE HAD ROACHES IN HER CAR!!!:eek:

I was thirsty, and she wanted me to come in and get a drink. I was like........naw.....I'm good.

Surprisingly, I didnt see any 'critter's in her house. :confused: Maybe her roaches liked to run the streets.:confused:

ETA....I am actually giving my self the heebee-geebees.

Hmmm....lets see.....YOCC....

You of chain chic?
Ya'll owe Carl Carson?
You ought carefully cough?

I give up. What does this mean?