Let's see....

Thread where topic is debated and a new insult/in joke is created....check.

Multiple threads having nothing to do with original topic where insult/in joke is referenced.....check.

Fake user name "creatively" created to continue joke and spread it to more threads....check.

So lets see, the next step in the GC timeline is for your buddies to create accompanying user names and spam the board with humorless jokes and discussions that waste time, bandwith, and I'd venture to say what little creativity you have. Let me know when we get to the final step of the timeline, where you people decide that you've had enough fun at someone's expense and move on to a new handbag discussion thread.

this entire thing is stupid, I'm going home now.

Every Saturday, you are to use the Wall clippers with a guard no greater than 1/2", and then present yourself to me for a measurement checks.



That's the one that had me laughing the hardest that someone is actually this pathetic to make someone do this & that someone would be stupid enough to follow these rules.

I went to KCCI, the Des Moines CBS affiliate, I found this story....
Link to KCCI story from 2/7

According to their report, she never actually signed the contract. I wonder how long after they got married that he presented this contract.

The scary thing is, I can totally imagine an ex-boyfriend of mine dreaming up something like this...

Quit dating a$$holes

Um, yeah...the first time I was informed that I was not, under any cirumstances, to wear a certain sweater because it was "ugly" and too slutty, I was out the door. :) Learned that lesson.

Unfortunately, that knocks you out of the running...

I hope this guy doesn't go to some looney bin for a short time before being 'cured' and let loose on the public. Too bad he's already reproduced... He should not be allowed contact with his kids or wife - or with anyone but Big Bubba, preferably in prison.

They'd been married 8-9 years and had two daughters.

According to this he was mad at her for taking their two daughters to church.

This story just keeps getting better and better.