^5 to EVERYONE listed above. Double slaps to:

"Big Tigga" for playing with teeny-boppers on TV. When i was in HIGH SCHOOL you were old. and that was 10 years ago.

MJB for wearing that french braid wrapped around her head. girl, you are too fly and fashionable for that. stopit. now!

I would like to send a CYBER "GIRL SHUTCHO MOUF AND GET LOW" to Ms. Lady like for the above underlined.

______/\_____/\__________________________________

flatlined:o

Where did you hear about the party?

He does in fact have a nice body, I agree with you there. All I'm saying is my gurl V is to classy for 50.

Do you really wanna put "classy" and "Vivica" in the same sentence? :o LOL

Star From the Star and Buck Wild Morning show....that man says nigga too much. He also talks about how bad black people are And then he denies his blackness.
And also the lady on the show "white Trash" what the f**k why you gonna let people call you white trash.

giggling to myself......

uuum..... Blutang, I kinda like MJB's frenchbraid wrapped around her head...it resembles the hair style of my late (RIP) Soror Rosa Parks....still giggling to myself.

Now slaps should be given to MJB for that CD. Her breakthrough sounds too clinical as in----------> lay-on-the-sofa-and-get-your-problems-off-your-chest-and-make-everyone-listen-to-your-issues-in-the-format-of-musical-beats-breakthrough.

Well, I'll admit, I do like the beats on #10-MJB DA MVP.

I thought that I was the only person that thought the same thoughts about that morning show.

I like Star and Bucwild. But you can sure smack them anyway, lol.

I thought about you when I read their comments, lol. I've only listened to them twice and they both get smacks for what I heard on those two days.

Knowing them, they'd probably like it, LOL

Ain't that the truth.

Martha Stewart - for getting out of jail and getting her own show! (let that have been Oprah who got locked up!) At least be original and not straight copy Donald.

Trina - for dating Lil Wayne!! I know ghetto loves ghetto but damn!

Marques Houston - for thinking he is sexy with that gut and for allowing his baby brother to out-do him when he had a long ass head start in the business!

R. Kelly - for having 2,000 chapters to trapped in the closet. Kick the damn door down already!

AND FINALLY, I WOULD LIKE TO MENTION THAT THE 1ST ANNUAL SLAP A B!T&% LIKE IKE TURNER AND GIVE THEM A HARD PUSH DOWN THE STEPS AWARD GOES TO...

LIL KIM - For having a reality show called "Countdown to Lockdown" Going to jail is not cute young.

WHAT?!?!?!

Mariah Carey - Not only for the reasons listed above, but because I actually listened to her music before she sold all her creative ability out to be "trendy". Wack, and she can get two smacks for still being half-naked in her videos like she's 24 again. *snarl*

Tigger & the yellow girl - I don't even like 106 & Park, but I know that Free and AJ were nowhere NEAR as annoying as you two. Get a grip!

D'Angelo - I still listen to you!!! Did no one tell you that you were supposed to stay around for my personal pleasure and enjoyment? Did you miss the memo that said "Take care of yo' self, man!"...?!?!??!

the "n'em" from Beyonce N'em - You need to be smacked because y'all actually thought you had longevity without Beyoncé - y'all shoulda never let that girl get a taste of that solo money!

Charlie Wilson - I know they told you all that make-up was cute in that video, but you still deserve an honorable popping-upside-the-head.

Monica - I'ma need to never see another woman at a strip club holding that many singles.

Chad from the Neptunes - You gon' let Pharrell do you like Beyonce do Destiny's Child? Jeez..

Nelly - Stop fooling America into believing that grill mess is cute. It's really not. In fact, I have a running tally of how many men with grills have funky breath. Nelly and Paul Wall's breath is humming all over that track. :rolleyes:

Unslap Mary J....her CD is beginning to grow on me :D

Trina- Get's a big @$$ slap for punching that hairdresser at the USA flea market. If you expected quality you should have went to a real salon.

Mike Jones- for skipping everyone in line at K-mart and then getting mad when they asked you to leave.

Nick- For leaving Jessica. She's rich, attractive, and stupid. what more could you ask for.:confused:

Jamie Foxx- For hating on Stedman and Oprah. He got her first so be easy.

Beyonce- Now my niece won't stop singing "ladies put some ketchup on in, i'ma want some ketchup on it."

One Gr8 BIG @$$ slap for the Dem Franchise Boyz for this whole White Tee thing. Now I can't find any that don't reach my ankles.

^^^HILARIOUS!!!!:D


^^^HILARIOUS AS WELL:D

Shaq -- Don't make nice to Ko***** and then lose.

Andrew Bynum -- Don't disrespect your Diesel Daddy.

Mariah Carey for trying to be a Beyonce knock-off on the Golden Globe Awards. It didn't work on you, Chica.

:eek: I agree

Chris Brown for having dirty fingernails on the cover of Vibe

Mimi Valdes for allowing that foo' to have dirty fingernails on the cover but for being upset because MJB called you on having her look like the creature from the Black & Blonde Lagoon

^^^^
The editors at Vibe for even thinking of putting Chris Brown on the cover. There are people who are way better than him and have had more albums than him who haven't gotten the cover. It took them over a year just to put Alicia on there! He is NOT the next Usher or Michael Jackson!:mad:

Co-sign with Soror MezzDiscreet on this one!

OK, I just got my VIBE today.

***going to check the cover***

Chris Brown is on it.

**thinking**

am I late again or did everyone just get theirs too? :confused:

I just got mines today too. But it's been in the stores for a few days.

Emil (the editor before Mimi), come back!:( :o

I'm still waiting on mine. :mad:

please let me get one mo slap in

Kirk Frankin and Kanye West for being addicted to porn

Double slap to Kanye West for coming out with a anti-gay bashing campaign and still support Hip Hop's misogynistic views on women.

Hmmph.

Now I know why.

Kanye West for that picture of him as Jesus on Rolling Stone!!

Kanye West's Mom for allowing her son to make a fool of himself.
Dayum.

LeBron James' Mama, Ghetto to Go Glo -- you have the money to hire a driver. Don't drink and drive.

How do you explain something like that to your CHILDREN? :eek:

LOL!

Master P for being on Dancing with the Stars and REFUSING to take of his tennis shoes!

Britney Spears for getting preggers by that fool again!!:o

Brad and Angelina- i dont wanna be anywhere near yall when that karma comes back around

Ashanti- why dont u go somewhere and sit down... u're embarassing me:rolleyes:

Da Brat for dating Liza Minelli's ex husband!

hijack
Whaaat? Did I miss something.

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GET OUTTA HERE!!:eek: :eek:

There are little clips and pictures (from the same clip) of Da Brat and David Guest kissing each other. I don't know if there is an actual article substantiating the claims that they are dating.

Yes and I was blind for three days. That was NASTAY!

Maybe she just wants to borrow his makeup or something.