Lampostanika St.'Car Dyzire McDonald

GIRLS
Xiomyronisha Zandaporia Jones
Desdamondaleeza La'Sherell Brown

Boys
Gettrich Orrdyetryin Williams
La'King Almighty Edwards

:o ROFL!!!!!!

These are actual names of former students of mine and my colleagues:

Kashmoney (pronounced KashMonet)
Di'Angle (ala Triangle)
Rick'Quana
Orangejello and Lemonjello (pronounced like gel-low)
Honee Cherrry Berry
Lil Iris Grimes (Yes, this is how it appears on her birth certificate)
LaAfrica (sadly, this is a relative of mine)
Asia Aryan (another relative whose momma didn't realize that Aryan was associated with Hitler)

If I had to choose a ghetto fabulous name for myself, it would be:

Dackqwonita LaCherokee Jones ("ckqw" a consonant blend for yo' ass)

or

LaCouvosier Sunnekkqua Paschelle (Sunnekkqua was a former student of mine as well)

Dankevion Kentrell Collins


Sha'Nautica LaRissa Wilson
Sha'Gregria MaRissa Wilson
(they are twins)

someone is reading these names and thinking, " Oooooh, girl, that name is cah-yute!!!"

:eek: :(


:p

^^^prolly ShamikaT. (((snickers))):p

GET HER SHAMIKA T!!! GET HER!!! LMAO

Tomika Hilfigerita Johnson
Ralphina Lauren Washington

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....yawl betta leave ShamikaT alone, yawl know she a Christian now'n theengs......:p


Oh the names, the names..........


Louisha Vittonya Jackson

Dr. Man-Man Smith (Jun'ya)

Turquiose Skyy Bluefield

Toyota Camry Jon'Ston

Mercedes Benz Brown

Faquan B. Suave

I.AM.DEAD

Ni'Saun Al'tima Maxeema Jackson

(tima pronounced "teema")

Cadillac Lucinda Basefield

Armada Esmerelda James

Diamonellia P. Shields

Zirconia C. Skrong

Dulce Gabbana Wright

Collardgreenisha Watson

Christmas Eve Jankins

Listen hun, I am PROUD of my real BLACK name! Don't be jealous, that you have a whitebread name.

I know you are proud of your name thats why I said that you would probably think these names are cute.

Do you even know my name? Just curious as to why you would call it a whitebread name but oh well.

Sharique LaFontez Johnson

Geiconetta All-Stata Progressina Jones

I.AM.DEAD.

LMAO

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/019.gif


BWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

OH Lawd Jesa..... I got tears in my eyes!

Dayum!! You just made me bust out laughing in class Tony!!

KeWanda L'Shay Jenkins

D'iamond Emerald Jones

Okay, it's funny that I ran across this post. My cousin just named is new baby girl.............................................. ........................... Barriela Monwella Day.
I was speechless are you?????????????????

What about Yukona Escalade?

Ipod Wilson

Sony Jackson

Kellyonce Tenitra Johnson

Farreal Jenkins

Awwready Jones

I was watching Maury a few days ago and someone named their child KeMauri because she enjoyed watching Maruy.

So in the spirit of this...

QunOprah Williams Or LaOprah Williams

DeMontel Jackson

TraJerryJerry Smith (and you have to say it Tra Jerry, Jerry--like the chant on the show)

LaRegis Phillips

Doctor Phillisha Mack

I am so finished with this thread.


not Ipod Wilson.

Here I go again....
 

Babydaddy Lucas

Chanterellia Okiedoke Robinston

Tyson Tyquando Meece

Internetony'a Scott

Spendalaria Equality James

Walmarisha N'verBee Tarzjay Jackson
Kmarisha N'verBee Walmarisha Jackson
Tarzjay NoMiddleName Jackson

Ok, ya'll are real silly. CU!

This is funny. There is someone out here ignorant enough to name their kid that.

I only have one....
 

...for those who have an affinity for alcoholic beverages:

Kendall Jackson

Subtle, yet sophisticated.

Girl you know there is an Internetony'a out there somewhere in the world, and the parents will say, "We named her that cause we met on the internet." LOL


Just like there is a Yahoolia Hotmailandia Simmons

In the name of all that is internet......
 

Brief hijack: Meijer radio commercial
 

If you live in an area that has a Meijer store, there is a radio commercial that reminded me of this thread.

There is a suburban Caucasian couple proposing names for their firstborn daughter:

Husband: Why don't we call her Sony?
Wife: Oh, that's sweet, like your grandmother Sunny?
Husband: No, Sony, like in the electronics.
Wife (stunned): No, you can't name a baby Sony, no....absolutely not!
Husband, OK, how about Toshiba, and we can call her Toby for short?
Wife: No.
Husband: How about Sylvania?
Wife: No.
Husband: Panasonic?
Wife: No.
Husband: JVC?
Wife: NO! Next thing you know, you'll want to call her Magnavox.
Husband: Don't be silly, that's a boy's name.

*Voiceover announcer proclaims Meijer has the best selection of electronics, etc., etc...*

I am sure that more than a few pregnant and soon-to-be parents listening to this commercial were taking notes.

Shaqazulu Jenkins

Atrocious Lecherous Johnson

Re: In the name of all that is internet......
 

I was always found of :

Bassandra Jones

Lemonjello & Orangejello Wilson (the twins)

Bumquesha She-Nay Greene

Viagra Brown

soooooooooo out of the pocket. bad thing is that as much stuff as 50 names this...he just MIGHT have a kid named that, lol

Shaquandiah Matundra O'Neal

^^^^^ OR.......
 

Vyaagra Williams (Vy for short) you know it's probably one already out there.

Smir'noffia Jones

Re: ^^^^^ OR.......
 

LMAO. LMAO. LMAO. I can even forgive the corruption of the Daddy's name.

So I offer: Alleniquisha Ezuniala Iversonquita Jones.