Y'all are crazy!!!
 

The one I get the most is: "Dayum you look good/pretty/(etc.) to be a dark-skinnded girl!"

WTF??? Are all dark skinned women supposed to be ugly??? :confused:

Also: "Dayum, you tall!! I'll bet you hear that alot." "Do you play basketball"--and then proceed to ask me out!! This happens esp. when I'm sporting a sweatshirt with my college's letters on it...Men (and people in general) assume I play basketball for my school and am on academic scholarship!! :mad:

They Like I'm not aware of my height!!! You insult me and then ask for my number?? :eek: I don't get it...

Where are all the decent Black men in America??? I live in a large city, yet I kno most of y'all are not here!!! What does a Sista have to do to get one?! LOL...

Stupid and Crazy Pick Up Line..."Do you cheat on your husband?"

Talk about bold!!!!!

WOW!!
 

I've gotten that before too--even though I was lying about being married :rolleyes: Men are a trip, LOL...

LOLOLOL! ROFMAO!!!!

1) I had one guy at a club approach me and say: "Hi, I'm George...I play football." I was like "AND!!!????" and walked away.

2) I have heard this one more than 1000 times: "You have pretty eyes and hair. Can I get your number?"

3) Football players at my school LOVE to ask you for your number and do not even bother asking YOUR NAME.

4) Here is one I've heard around:
Man: "Excuse me. Can you help me with a math problem?"
Female: "Huh? What do you mean?" OR "Sure."
Man:"Let's add you and me together, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

5) And another I saw online:
Man to woman: "Lay down...I think I love you."
LOL!

Sometimes, when I do NOT want to be bothered, I MESS WITH THEM BACK:

Man: "Hey...you wanna be my friend?"
Me: "Why?"
Man:"Because maybe we can chill together."
Me: "Why?"
Man:"Maybe we can go to your place and kick it."
Me: "Why?"
Man:"Why you keep askin why? I mean, isn't it obvious I am trying to hook up with you?"
Me: "Why?"
Man: "Are you one of those girls who like to put salt on a brotha's game?"
Me: "Yes."
Man: "Well, nice talking to ya" and FINALLY he LEAVES!
LOLOLOLOLOL!

LMAO!!!!! I had to seriously run to the bathroom after reading this, I was laughing so hard. I had to pull this one back up to the top! :D

One time, an older homeless man said to me, "Girl, if I had a seed, I'd plant a whole garden of you." I have to say I kinda liked that one! (Too bad he was homeless :( )

An ATL Classic!!! My friends and I became very familiar with that one. LOL....memories!

went to play laser tag tonite. here;s the line i got...

boy: "canigetchanumba?" (not a sentence, but one word.)
me: "what? are u crazy?"
boy: "ill stop shooting you if you do. this way youll win the game and ill be your prize."
me: running away as fast as i can (w/o getting thrown out the arena)

do not underestimate the preteen group. they are really kickin that game. ive gotten more play from the 11-14 boys than a little bit. (then again, this is the age group i work with, so maybe im askin 4 it)

another line ive gotten from the same age group...
me: "so zion, does your name stand for something?" (innocently, of course)
zion (age 12): "it means heaven, where you'll be when im done with you this summer."

cheesy? hell yeah! but if it was someone my age, it wouldve had better chances of working...
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here are 2 ive heard so many times (never used on me)
guy to girl: "let's play army...you lay down and ill blow the hell out of you." (i think this should be girl to guy, but that would come off slutty)

girl to guy: "let me introduce you to my legs, christmas day and new years eve... come and visit me between the holidays sometime." (i swear i didnt make that up!)

thats all 4 now.