I heart this thread. Makes me all nice and happy during finals time.

I heart Rudey for his responses!

Puts a smile on my face.

I really needed this today. :)

Muchas gracias, Rudith.

Sorry but little words and Sigs are unimportant.

Some are still inconciquenctiable or what ever. Have Fun !

\Really getting sick of this crap by a few of the In Crowd.

HAHAHA the GC In crowd.

Who's GC prom queen these days? I know I passed the crown on.

Queen Rudith
 

yep, you're likely right and by concensus, Rudith is crowned
queen...

Re: Queen Rudith
 

Well I think the CONSENSUS is that I'm prom queen ;) But I can share the crown with him if he really wants.

Re: Re: Queen Rudith
 

I want the crown next.

Re: Re: Re: Queen Rudith
 

Give me some time with it and I'll pass it on to you!

*UKDaisy sits infront of the fire and Rudy's rocking chair*

Rudy will you tell me about fraternity socials in your day?

"Who-wahhh

Just because I walk
Like Obi-Wan Kenobi
You people talk
But you don't even know me
And all these guys I think they wanna fight me
And all these girls I know that they don't like me
I hear them laugh
They do it just to spite me
They're the in crowd
None of them are like me"

Ah, the night is young to some, I think I will go mop the flooring inthe kitchen, "Wash the f**k right out of My Hair!:cool:

You guys, I seriously think my head just exploded.

They say that I am crowned Queen.
Perhaps. Queen was one of the
all-time best bands. They sang
about fat bottomed girls and also
did the themesong for the Highlander.
I connected with Freddie Mercury
because we are both Parsis
and destined for greatness. I also
knew Mozart. He and I connected
back in the day. Did you know that
Mozart was in a GLO? No? Oh no?
Why yes! Yes, Mozart was in a GLO.
They used to call him Mozo for short.
This is to not be confused with Bozo.
Gosh back in my day we didn't have
clowns. The only place you would
see red noses, makeup and wigs would
be in a drunken whore house. Those
were the days. Taking your large
GLO to the whorehouse. You would
do all sorts of weird things there. No
the pornos of today did not come
up with the delightful and imaginative
scenarios we created! Do not mess
with me for I am Queen. This is all
in tribute to Freddie Mercury AKA
Farrokh Bulsara.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...At_Wembley.jpg

Queenie:
 

and who pulls the train today?

Re: Queenie:
 

http://www.woodentoys.com/wood/Cho%2...0for%20WWT.jpg

I'd say this little fellow...

"Way deep down south, well we play this game
It's them Quad City DJs and you,
We call it the train
So if you wanna ride your thing
Just come on down the train
We gonna rock, ooh, Lord, just jump aboard, baby
So get your next of kin, your sister and your friend
Pack it up now, choo choo, ride on this, choo choo
And, boo, you need to stop faking, and come on with me
I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it
So to all of you girls, you know, I'm calling your name
Michelle, Tamika and Tanya
Wanna ride this train, ride out now..."

Re: Re: Queenie:
 

Oh don't call it from its one hit wonder dungeon!

This is officially my favorite thread of all time.

Kudos to Rudith and friends for a job well, well done!

If you recruit at DeVry...
 

...is this appropriate attire?

http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0155/gay-parade-20.jpg

You killed it, Russ.

I still can't get over the roller blades.

Someone, please, please, find the pic of C. Montgomery Burns in the knee pants and sucking on the lollipop. I think he might be hoop rolling also.

This is one of my friends' favorite quotes, which I think fits well with this thread:


Q) What's the hardest part about rollerblading?



A) Telling your parents you're gay.

The rollerblade dude will definately get a bid. he is the life of the party.

We had a rollerblade dude when I was in college. He didn't dress like that guy. He just wore his rollerblades everywhere. All the fraternities wanted him. He was cool. :cool:

I know this for a fact!!

Now that it's time for OMGWTFBBQ SECOND SEMESTER RUSH, how have the DeVry sororities been doing?

They had a thing on 60 Minutes tonight about the "you can become a medical assistant" schools and I thought of this thread, har.

We had a guy who rode a unicycle and juggled tennis balls. He was not in any fraternity but was a Phi Beta Kappa. Go figure.

BUMP!

Devry
 

I like Erik and I have had my run ins with Rudey but damm this is is a pretty funny thread.

I couldn't find ones from that episode... I wish I could remember the name of the episode

Here's a hoop and stick: http://www.boulderhistorymuseum.org/...op-stick_f.jpg (there seems to be a lease coming out of that child's behind)

Looks like maybe a balloon string?

It is threads like this
which remind me of the good old
days where we had housemothers
to ensure that GC would be fun
and entertaining. No hoggers in our house,
No sirree!
Being Greek was a true honor,
Not like now, with hen's clubs.

DeVry
 

wonder if any GLOs have placed a chapter at any DeVry sites,
or have the guts to admit it?
One of these days the University of Phoenix will offer membership
in something....perhaps one of the non-collegiate girls' clubs will
step up and charter. Are there any male non-collegiate ones? I
know a few service clubs have college chapters, but they have
not been very successful and do not have greek letters.
Interesting...I counted potential sites for wanna be greeks in the
Denver area. Theoretically about 30 chapters could fill the bill if
no size requirements...but then, they could have one big citywide
chapter, servicing all of them...but would they count that as 30 or
as one or fluctuate? They might even pass up TKE, Sig Ep,
Kappa Sig, Sigma Chi or Lambda Chi in numbers of chapters, never mind be they undergrad, grad, alum, extension or what have you. This is getting kinda silly...but it s gittin' late...Cheers!

Man this thread is funny.

I'm gonnna put out a new lampoon pretty soon.

-Rudey
--And boy will it be f-u-n-n-y!