Don't you hate it when...

- you go home for the holidays and your whole family asks you when you are getting married!

-you bring a "friend" home for Christmas and you family gets all up in his/her business!

-you have that one uncle who wants to fight everyody during the holidays!

O.k.....Y'all have had me laughing long enough...I have to jump in 'cause this is personal

Don't you hate it when...

1. Your boss lies to your face about an afternoon meeting and you know they are going home early?

2. Your boss asks you to 'do them a favor' while they are at their 'afternoon meeting' which translates into doing THEIR job?

UUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif

Today is "I hate my job day!!!!!"

I really tried not to post but I couldn't resist..

Don't you hate it when ...

1. ...you have had a long day at work and you get on the bus and you just want to lean your head on something but you can't because you are sitting next to the greasy window.

2. ...when you are at a cookout and you are really enjoying your food when you look over and the family dog is staring at you like he hasn't eaten in weeks.

3. ... when you are hungry and everyone wants to taste what you have.

4. ... when you offer someone a mint b/c they really need it and they turn it down.

5. when you really have to use the restroom and you get to the door and realize that you have to deposit a coin.

6. ... when people send you meaningless emails, like the numerous forwards (those are the same people that are like girl why don't you ever email me back).

Total Elegane you are killing me with #8!!!

Don't you just hate it when:

-you are too tired to put out your clothes the day before, so you decide to visualize what you're gonna wear, and when you get up the next morning, that outfit has a stain on it?

-those of you who don't have a separate phone line for your computer are about to get on the internet b/c you REALLY need to check your email, and somebody calls you right b/f you log on

-somebody calls you late at night, they ask you "what are you doing" you say "Sleep", and they keep talking.....CLICK!

-you are really late to work, and you realize that you don't have enough gas to get there and you only have 2 dollars cash on you so not only do you have to go to the gas station, you have to go to the bank.

-some nice-looking guy is checking you out, and just before he/you make your move, some PHENOMENAL beauty, with flawless skin and a perfect body walks by, and he instantly forgets about you!!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/frown.gif

-for those of you with AOL when you have the "buddylist" and you are really into a post, website you're reading and someone you don't wanna talk to Instant Messages you!

-when youve been sitting in the hairdresser for 5-6 hours, and you don't like how she's doing your hair, but you don't bother to say anything 'cause you are just ready to GO!!!

I have more, but I think my post is tooo long already!!

Don't you hate it when:

-it hasn't rained all week,but the minute you get your hair done it wants to pour and you don't have an umbrella

-it hasn't rained all week the second you finsh washing your car, it stroms

-you go into a room for something but forget what you went in there for

-you think you've lost your glasses and they were on top of your head the whole time

And the award goes to (drum roll please...) TotalElegance for #8!! Girl, that has got to be the funniest sh*t I've heard in my life!
O.k, my turn again...
Don't you hate it when...
You go to someone's house and like a whole army of roaches are just walking around chillin' and they act like they don't see them. I mean, the roaches are crawling everywhere (an epidemic, no less) and everyone just acts naturally.

When you're having the BOMB dream and you have to "release" (as someone else so eloquently put it)...you get up so fast you get a head rush, run to the bathroom, release, and try to get back to sleep to "catch" the rest of the dream but you can never get that muthaf***er back.

I must tell you that the last one was on the nose. My mama is ALWAYS calling me at some ungodly hour, "just to ask one little thing".

I hate it when people touch me to get my attention..i hate it when i say something i hate and people still do it to me.!! that burns me up...

ooooh, oooh, oooh, me, me, me. (by the way hello everyone, I'm new to the forum) all of these don't you hate it whens' had me rolling, they are funnier than the you know you ghetto if's! lol Total elegance and Onesavvydiva, you guys are off the chain.
Well here's my little list, it's hard to think of any because it's like everybody is so on point.

Don't you hate it when:

-You're driving down a one lane street, and the car in front of you turns on their signal light...... but turns the other way

-You ask your company if they'd like something to eat, and they say, "No girl, you know I don't eat that, but as soon as you sit down to eat, they want to taste what's on your plate, I mean DANG!!! Didn't I just ask you if you'd like some and anyway, I thought you didn't like it.

-You are watching one of your favorite shows and as soon as it gets to the good part (i.e, finding out who killed somebody or who someone's "baby daddy" is), they interrupt your program to bring you a "special news bulletin," I mean sheeesh, they'd better be telling me world war III is breaking out.

-You buy VIP tickets to one of your favorite groups show and you find out that the ticket you bought only got you BACK STAGE, not a chance to take pictures or talk to them, they have another VIP that you have to pay for with BOOTY (e.g.112 (sorry everybody this is personal :mad http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

-You go to a restaurant and you ask them not to put something on your sandwhich and they do it ANYWAY, and then when you send it back, they want to just pick it off and send it back up to you..... and then get mad because you want a NEW sandwich, I mean Dayum you nasty bastard!!! I thought it was my way right away!

-Parents don't show back out on their kids in public when their kids show out on them in public

-When kids are 6 years old, 5'9 with muscles but, their parents CONTINUE to put them in strollers and their big A#@ feet scrape the ground and arms hang out of the side.

-(sorry this is kind of gross)When kids have green, yellow or any other fluorescent colored snot running down their face, and they decide to lick it. (And what's worst is it usually happens when you're eating)

-When your parent(s) do or say something embarrassing when you bring home a "NEW" friend.

-You're at a club, and it's jam packed and a brother with bad breath gets all up in your face trying to talk to you I mean his feet are almost on top of your feet, then you back up and he backs up, you back up and then he backs up. And you're like STOP IT!!! I'm backing up to get away from your dragon breath, I'm not trying to tango!!

-A guy tries to talk to you and you tell him you have a man and he says "So, whatchyo man gotta do wit' me?"

-You're walking down the street (not for fun lol)and you're tired as heck, breathing heavy and everything, the next day, you see one of your peeps and they say, "I saw you walking yesterday when I was on my way to the store (or usually the same place you were going)." Well why didn't you pick me up you simple fool.

-Someone calls and you tell them you're on your way out the door, and as soon as you get by the door they call you right back to see if you were lying and just trying to avoid them exp. "I thought you were on your way out?" You "I was but your ignorant behind decided to call back and play games on the phone."

-You go to the salon and they are so slow and ghetto, you have to buy and put in your OWN relaxer at THEIR shop, and then they turn around and use YOUR relaxer that YOU bought on someone elses head.

Don't you hate it when..

You are watching a movie with someone much older/younger than you are and a raunchy sex scene comes on. ("Yes, mommy, I will cover my eyes even though I'm 20.")

Your boss is explaining this really important project you must complete, but all you can focus on is the "ahem" leftovers in his nose.

You get extremely cute just for the heck of it one day and nobody sees you.

People claim that you talk "white" because you speak proper English.



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The most virtuous of all men is he that contents himself with being virtuous without seeking to appear so...

C&C1913...girl thats messed up

Don't you hate it when:

You eat a Hershey's kiss with almonds and there is no almond inside!!

This just happened, that's why I posted it. LOL!!

OK, I know this thread is old but it deserves a revival. I was sitting here stressing over a project when I decided to take a break and read through some old posts I may have missed. These were HILARIOUS! Let's see if I can add some:

Don't you hate it when:
1. Your spouse lets out a "silent killer" and then wants to get romantic. UUUGGGHHH! You stink. Get AWAY from me! Go check yo' draws!

2. People not only have their cell phones ON in the theatre, but want to answer it when it rings, then hold a loud A$$ conversation. Like: "Hey girl. What's up with you. Oh, nothing. I'm just at the show with ManMan. Scary movie. Yeah girl, this isht is funny as hell..." (you're silently praying, Lord please let her battery die)

3. When waiterstaff KNOW their tip is going to be included on the bill so they give you triflin' service. Uhhmm, hello, can I have some water. I'm dying here.

4. When GDIs ask when your chapter is having recruitment. This is NOT the army, although we ARE all we can be!

Giiiiirl, that is going on right now at my job. What about when it doesn't stop at breath, but includes the entire body? I don't know of any tactful way to offer someone some soap! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif

DeltaDiva,

Girl, numbers 1, 5, and 8......... I am really feeling you on those!!!!

Ooooooh I just had to post a reply here this is so funny.
dont you just hate:

1. When a guy you didn't call the first time attempts to give you his number again!!!

2. When idiots just walk in front of your car, like they can't get hit. Um I never saw a car in the hospital!!!

3. When a guy calls you like five times and hangs up in the answering machine. Then lies and said he never called you but you have caller id and know he is lying.

4. When you go to McDonalds and the idiot in front of yoy stares at the menu for what seems like days and orders a #2. As if they didn't know they only had 3 dollars.

5. when you go to the restaurant and the bill comes and people starts whipping out calulators to tally their bill. Then they forget the tax and tip portion.

6. When people take the elevator to the 2nd floor. I'm like walk you lazy bum!

7. When on the NYC subway total idiots attempt to hae intelligent conversations minus the intelligence and are loud because they think they sound smart.

there are more and Ill be back to post them

1. Someone you think is your friends smiles at you one minute, then writes you nasty e-mail the next? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif

2. You clean the apartment up, and visitors track in dirt the same day you finished cleaning? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif

3. You're vibing with a guy, and everything is going great, then he just drops off the face of the earth?

4. You run out of gas two miles past the last gas station? (faulty gas gauge-long story) http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif

5. People call you haters because you express a simple difference of opinion? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif

6. Men call you Boo? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

7. No one RSVPs to your catered functions, then just show up and complain about the lack of hot hors d'oeuvres?

8. Your cell phone goes out of range at a crucial point in the conversation?

9. You work extremely hard on a paper/assignment, only to be told that your vision did not coincide with that of the instructor's? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif

10. Your checking account is gasping for relief ten days before your ONE payday a month????

I think I'm good for another week, thanks!

LOL

Sal

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The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration.
-- Wanda Landowska

You'll are straight trippin cause I am sitting here at work crying!!! Okay here is mine.
(1) Don't you hate it when a white person comes up to you and ask you how you get your hair like that
(2) When a white person ask you if you know somebody that is black just because your black
(3) When a bill collector calls you and tell you they haven't received your payment yet and you want to tell them take a number
(3)When someones breathe is on FIRE and you offer them a piece of gum and they say no thank you
(4) When a sista wears sandles and her ankles are ashy
(5) When a sista tries to wear a french manicure on her toenails and the toenails are longer than the fingernails
(6) When a classmate of yours don't study and complain about the professor being to hard
(7) When a person has food stamps and then pull out a credit card to pay for the non-food items
(8) When women refer to the father of their children as "my babies daddy"
(9) When some big, grown ass person at work did the #2 and forgot to flush the toilet!!
(10) When someone, who has a returned check, is holding up the line arguing with the manager that their check is "good" now

MORE......Don't you hate it when...

...people don't take advantage of SPELL CHECK.

...you are walking down the street, a guy tries to talk to you and calls you baby (like it is your name) but when you ignore him he calls you a b%$@h (like it is your name) and hollers that you wasn't that fine anyway.

...people pull out in front of you and slam on the brakes or drive 5mph.

...people at work get PO'd when you don't hold the elevator for them; as if the other 7 (!) are out of order.

...cafeteria workers get stingy with portions like it is coming out of their pocket.

...people cross the street on a red light and turn their backs to oncoming traffic daring the cars to hit them.

...people trying to cross the streer push their baby carriage in the street while they remain on the sidewalk.

...habitual liars can't keep the lies straight.

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mccoyred

Dynamic
Salient
Temperate

Don't u justtt HATEEEEEEEEE IT when u speak to someone u don't like bye mistake...

1) The phone rings and you are in the shower with soap in your eye

2) You go to the corner store to get something to "Real Quick" and you look like you just rolled straight out the bed and you run into a cuttie...

3) A non-greek emails you asking How do I become a Delta?

4) You are getting your Groove on and the Phone rings..

5) Your are the Designated Driver but no one puts in on some gas....

6) People stare at you because they are just ignorant...

7) Someone Girl walks up to and ask you, Are you a Delta and you have your line Jacket on...duhhhh

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MISS P.R.I.S.S.
UNIV OF SOUTH ALABAMA

Don't you hate it when...

the bagger at the grocery store wants you to do his job

the bagger puts a loaf of bread in two bags and a gallon of milk in one

when prospects act trifling at your party

when prospects tell others of their interest

when people have complicated orders in the drive thru which means you have to wait FOREVER

when the person working the window can't read the printout of your order

Okay, I only have a few.

Don't you hate it when:

a prospect tells you that she wants to pledge Delta because her favorite colors are red and white

you are in a hurry and you get stuck behind an old lady driving a Cadillac doing 25 in a 45mph no passing zone?

I am over here dying laughing at everyone's lists! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif Too many of those situations are familiar.

Here's one (that just happened to me today):

Don't you hate it when you go to get your hair done and it takes three and a half hours!!! You think you will make it out of there in a decent period of time, but that goes out the window when the hairdresser starts working on 6 heads at one time!!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif

B.N.

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"We must combine the toughness of the serpent with the softness of the
dove, a tough mind with a tender heart."

-- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Don't you hate it when you receive a bill for less than $5?

I just had to jump in

Don't you hate it when:

1. You go to the frig. for something to drink and there's only a corner of kool-aide left.

2. Someone say "Oh, your cute to be dark skin. -- So if I was bright skin would I be ugly?

3. A guy says you look or act too pretty to play ball.

4. When you buy a fire-fire outfit and the girl next to you have the same thing on. (twins)

5. When you get a phone call at 4 am and the person calling asks "are you sleep or did I wake up?"

6. When you just chillin' with a guy who says " I'm not ready for a relationship". But when he sees you with another guy, he wants to trip.

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I have to agree with you there... http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

B.N.

I have some customer service rep gripes:

1. People walk up to you and try to talk to you when you're on the phone with a customer.
(Damn, don't you see me on the phone?!)

2. Customer asks for a phone number to reach you. Then when you give them the number they say "Hold on! I don't have a pen yet!"
(Damn, why ask for my number if you aren't ready to write it down!)

Real life gripes:

1. You're driving down the street and pedestrians are strolling in the middle of the street like they don't have sidewalks. Then they refuse to move out of the way.
(Do you all have bumpers on your a$$e$?!)

2. You're driving down the street and can't get to your destination because two people in two different cars decide to pull up next to each other and carry on a conversation.
(Pay your phone bills and call each other!!)



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We often give our enemies the means for our own destruction.

Aesop c550 BC

The story of my life:

Don't you just want to SCREAM when....

... you get your pay stub and realize that you have over $5,000 in your retirement fund (deductued from your monthly salary), but you can't get 1 cent of it unless you quit your job, even though you're only 25 and you owe $12,000 in student loans!

AAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

the411

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Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc.
Pi Kappa, SP97
#3 of QUINTESSENCE

Don't you just hate it when you click on something in Greekchat and it takes 5 minutes for the screen to appear?!

(Like today)

Don't you just hate it when you get a retouch and your hairdresser wants to drench your head with spritz and make you feel like your scalp is on fire?!

(Maybe I should just sport a natural)


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We often give our enemies the means for our own destruction.

Aesop c550 BC

sorors and friends-----i don't know if anyone has already said these but.....
don't u hate it when
--u have been talking to a guy for awhile and you really like him, but the relationship can't progress b/c he is still stuck on how another girl did him wrong---and now U have to suffer for what SHE did

--when u r waiting on an important phone call and the phone rings and it will be for someone else (like someone who don't live there)




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Don't you hate it when you try to help people out and they get mad at you for knowing/understanding the situation and they don't?

Don't you hate it when you try to help people out and then they turn to someone else, who happens to respond the same way as I do and they think they're the genius(instead of you)? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

Have a good one...

True story from me regarding that very situation:

I attended an HBCU some years back, and by some fluke I owed the Cash Management Dept. $4.35 for tuition or somethin', but the clerk let me register for classes and all that and told me not to worry about the balance. So I basically forgot about it. Well, 2 1/2 years later, when the school was under a MAJOR state audit for misuse of funds, I received a VERY NASTY collection letter from the university saying if I didn't pay the $4.35, they would refer my case to a collection agency. Well, I drove to the school to settle the matter, and left with $130 more in my pocket. How's that? Well, I put a $135 refundable room deposit that was supposed to be refunded after I left the school that I never received. Luckily it was still on their books. Shoot, I bet they wish they never sent me that collection notice, cause that was the most expensive $4.35 they ever collected.

Da Rain Man

I am feeling you on that. ALL service rep telephones have a que light that tells when you are on the telephone. Why can't someone look at the light before talking to you all loud, then that ask whether you are on the phone!




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mccoyred

Dynamic
Salient
Temperate

o.k. o.k. here's mine!

Don't you hate it when ........

you are standing at the bus stop and every person tht rides by is all in your grill?

When the idiot in front of you keeps slamming on their brakes and there's not another car in front of them for like 2oo ft?

When you walk into a room and it gets DEAD silent? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/redface.gif

When someone you aren't talking to is all in your conversation

No offense intended but don't you just hate it when greeks act like you aren't supposed to say the name of the sorority/fraternity that they are a member of...as soon as you say ALPHA they are all in your face mean mugging you...

or you're at a step show and you can't see or hear anything that is going on because the members of that organization are all standing up on chairs and keep doing their call OVER AND OVER AND OVER

or you're at a party that is so crowded that you can barely move and some fraternity/sorority insists on trying to line dance/party hop through the crowd

When the ques party hop and you damn near get kicked in your head! (I'm 5'10" o.k.)

When customers ask you stupid questions like.. What does buy one get one half off mean?

or what's 50% off of $10? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif duhhhh!

When you're helping a customer and another one just butts in.. manners anyone?

speaking of manners don't you hate it when people talk with a mouth full of food? eewwwww!

When someone's alarm clock keeps going off and they aren't even in the room?

when you're at a drive through and the person taking your order gets an atitude when you ask them to repeat it.

when someone says that they have a movie on tape and they bring it over for you to watch it and it's a boot leg copy? you can hear the people laughing in the background and everything

the football team wants to mess up every party and rush the door because they can't get in free....(why don't you use some of tha energy on the field and win a game?)

When a professor gives you a study guide and when you get the test none of those things are one there http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif

And finally don't you hate it when you ask someone a question and they give you some b.s. for five minutes and you walk away and realize they never even answered the question

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MAKE A DIFFERENCE..NOT AN EXCUSE

Because I love 12dn94dst sooooooooo much and don't want her looking like this http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif

Y'all better start looking through old posts.

OOOOH SORORS I HAD TO JUMP IN ON THIS ON....

* DANG, DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU ARE GETTING YO'LINE ON AT THE PARTY AND THEN A NON-GREEK LIKE A K-SWEET OR SOMEBODY BREAKS DA LINE AND YOU GOT TO DAMN NEAR GIVE EM A BEAT DOWN
*WHEN THE FEMALES WHO DIDN'T QUALIFY TO MAKE LINE HAVE AN ATTITUDE WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU DID MAKE LINE AND CROSSED THE BURNING SANDS. BUT YA'LL WERE "SUPPOSED" TO BE COOL BEFORE .

HAD TO VENT CAUSE WE HAD A PARTY AND ALL OF THE ABOVE HAD "HATERS" IN EFFECT!!!

I'm not a member of any greek organization, but this post is by far one of my favorites. I see this an opportunity for me to vent. Today has been quite hectic, so here goes.

Don't you hate it when:

1. You enter a room where people are talking or laughing and then they stop when you walk in?

2. When your beeper goes off during the weekend and find out that it's just your client's mother complaining about him/her not listening to her fuss?

3. You get in the checkout line at the store, 4 people are in front of you and then you realize that they are all together?

4. When your husband, daughter, and son all decide that they have to use the bathroom just when you do or when you are in the bathtub?

5. You go out of your way to cook a fabulous dinner for your husband and he walks in the house with a hamburger and fries?

6. Someone asks you for your honest opinion about an issue that they are facing and when you give it to them, they get mad?

Just like everyone else, I could go on and on, but there is just not enough space or time to put it all down.

I love this topic, so I brought it back up.

Don't you hate it when...

You trip in public

You have to deal with your school's inadequate financial aid office.

You hvae to pay twice as much to fill up your tank

Someone wants a ride somewhere, but never wants to give up the gas money

People think just because you have money, you should be willing to pay their way

Youre seeing a movie (in those AMC style seats) and someone insists on kicking your seat

Fellow interests broadcast misinformation and swear they are right

Sorors...
1) People who cut you of and then go slow...
2) Men who keep calling and calling, but don't have anything to say
2) people who act like their problems are bigger than yours (No girl, this is bad...)
4) people who don't listen
5) when you think you've found the perfect man, and he never calls you back, and you don't want to call him over and over for fear of being psycho
6)when your mother flips on the light at 8:00 am on your day off and wants totalk to you about nothing that she can't call later for(maybe it's just my mom)
7) when you are at home for break, and your mother makes all of your appt.'s at the break of dawn
8) when people say aaaight!
9) when men talk uneducated
10) all the ghetto people that alwys get on the news!
11) when people call and still keep talking after they knew they just woke you up
12) men who call before 12:00pm nd after 9:00pm (one man used to call me at 8:30am!)
13)animal hair on my clothes

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Delta Sigma Theta Sorority,Inc
Rho Xi,Sp'01
#4,Issues