botox CAN be a bad thing.. to act, doesn't a person need facial expressions? :rolleyes:

Don't forget to read Television Without Pity's commentary on the show as well.

http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com

Eva Longoria was on "Good Morning, America" and said that the gardener is supposed to be a 17 year old boy! :eek:

Also, one of the biggest questions people have about the show is how she can be a former supermodel when she is only 5'2".

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Only click this if you want to read a BIG SPOILER about the show.

ALERT - - Don't click it, read it and then get disapointed that it's a spoiler, because I've put out the warning!

http://www.usatoday.com/life/televis...spoilers_x.htm

What's really going on with Zach? He's whippin' his father's behind.

Gabriella's mom-n-law: I know what Gabbie is doing is wrong, but the meddlin' mom-n-law needs to go. :D LMAO @ the mall...

The twins at the school: Lawd, she had them working like hebrew slaves just so she could get them "calm". :o

Okay, I fell asleep right after Gabrielle ditched Mama Solis at the mall...darn time change did me in! What happened after that?

Hey, how did you all get to see the show? The stupid football game prevented the show from airing in my area.

Just a question, that maybe I missed on the first episode, but have the twins had any kind of discipline? If I had acted like that growing up, my dad would have been quick to the switch or the belt. There has to be something to keep those kids in line.

*note they the give me second thoughts about EVER having kids*

There is something to keep those kids in line - a switch and a belt!

Don't not have kids just because of those two - YOUR kids don't have to be like that. Kids are a challenge, but they don't have to be like that.

(side note) Funny thing. . . when I was growing up, one didn't hear about ADD or ADHD, which I'm sure someone is thinking that these kids have. If there was, it would have been sufficiently"exorcised" out of them! THAT was their time out!

Now I"m wanting to know what's up with Mike.

What's up with all of the money in the cubbard?

Which housewife will be leaving? (I thinkit is Lanette)

Mrs. Huper is leaving all of a sudden, don't you think?

I don't think Bree and her family have resolved the hit and run issue. I bet someone, like Mrs. Huper saw the car that hit Juanita.

Maybe Gabriella's hubby knew she and lawn boy were having an affair. Therefore, he has decided that their agreement of not having kids is null and void. I lmao when she said he could not negotiate her uterus. LOL

:confused:

Oh no he didn't!
 

Andrew is an A------! :mad: He needs to FEEL what he did! The nerve! :mad: :eek:

Re: Oh no he didn't!
 

Girl I would love my kids but that mofo would get turned in!!!


Susan just got cold busted with her nosy azzzzzzzz. Imma need her next time to see, observe, make note BUT DO NOT TAKE THE MONEY OUT TO COUNT IT!!! Dumb azzzzz. LOL No naked Susan tonight.


When Gabriella sealed the Uterus Negotiations I LOL. But when Lynette said Go to hell in time with the doorbell or door knocks, I CTFU because I have been there.

They have 24 minutes to kill someone. Come on with the come ons.

IT'S MRS. HUPER!!!!!!!

:eek:

Giiiiiiiiirl THAT's WHAT THAT OLD BITTY GET!!!!!!! Now we know why she was so pressed to blackmail Susan. If she was broke, GET A JOB!!

Susan GOT NAKED AFTER ALL. Mike never did answer the QUESTIONS. All he did was. . . :o

See, I didn't want to say what you did about Mrs. Huper. You know if I would have said it, it would have been mean. :p :rolleyes: :D BUT I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

I wonder if Mike, Richard Roundtree's character, and the hubby who killed the ole bitty are collectively involved in this mess? So the son and the father are murders?

Dayum! This is some crazy mess! Now we have to wait 2 weeks to see what's going to happen. :rolleyes:

This waiting two weeks JAZZ is getting on my nerves. Show the Sunday night movie on Saturday or pick another channel. :mad:

It's true Mrs. Huper still looked young enough to get a job. She could have been Lynette's nanny or worked as someone's gardener instead of being the nosy neighbor.

I initially thought Mike had something to do with Mary Alice's suicide and the trunk. Richard Roundtree and Mary Alice's husband. . . they don't make good partners in crime. I suspect SHAFT will later stab Paul in the back. Paul (M.A.'s husband) might want to bury Mrs. Huper in another state ASAP.

I saw tonight, but missed the last two episodes. The son is a murderer? Who? Is that who was in the trunk? Fill me in y'all.

Mary Alice and Paul's son quite possibly murdered his baby sister, DANA who is also most likely in the trunk. That son is in an institution.

Andrew -- Bree's son -- got a Mustang last ep and ran over Gabrielle (adulterous neighbor with 17 year old gardener)'s mother-in-law who had just taken pics of Gabrielle and John doing the horizontal salsa in her own home.

I got just the nanny those kids need and her name is Mrs. Whoop Ass!!! Why is she even trying to reason with them? I can't lie 4 kids would be alot but hayle naw!!!!! I bet if she really went pyscho on them they would calm down. This is why there is no Desperate Sista housewife, alot of this would have been shut down. I mean sleeping with teens, out of control children, hit and run kids, and gettin stuck in people floors, no mam!

Ep #1 -- my diagnosis was a BELT, a HOUSE SHOE, and repeat. :D Those boys are bad as hell and that sweet baby girl is watching her brothers NOW.

If I were to move into that neighborhood, I would call a neighborhood meeting. I would say

To Bree: Stop cleaning, cooking, and trying to be perfect. Tell Rex to kick rocks and take the kids with him. Tell your family to have 3 Cokes and a smile.

To Susan: Breathe girl. Mike is NOT that fine. You just in heat and unfortunately for you being in heat causes your brain to short circuit all your common sense right out yo azz.

To Lynette: I went through my husband's closet and found 3 belts. Write each of your sons' names on the belts and then USE THEM.

To Gabrielle: 2 words: statutory rape. Find John's uncle and get with him if you must.

The rest are not that important.

Gurrllllllllllll...lmao (it's too dayum early!)

I PREDICT that Nicollette and Richard Roundtree may become "involved". This goes with your hunch that he and MaryAlice's hubby may "butt heads". It's only a hunch. You know Richard Roundtree has a history of being with non-AA women. :p
(I guess he's the opposite of DeNiro)

Yeah I think Richard wants to show her his SHAFT. I think he was glad not to have to kill her. :o

Y'all are too funny for words this morning!

I thought last night's episode was good - could have stayed there another hour. But I 'bout threw a hissy fit when they were talking about "In 2 weeks - an all new Desperate Housewives" and I'm thinking "Oh no! Why I gotta wait 2 weeks? We just waited 2 weeks ago for 2 weeks!"

Anyway, I think, and it's sad to say, that Mrs. Huber is no loss. Her justification made no sense, and I can see why MA's husband "snapped". Guess he figured that since he started the deed, he had to go ahead and finish her off.

Now, RR's character, I agree with you ladies - I can see him and NS's character getting involved. She seems kinda shady anyway, so they'll do well together.

I have a feeling that Juanita will come out of her coma - and an even worse feeling that if she starts showing signs of coming out of the coma, Gabrielle will do something silly like try to "rekill" her.

And I'd also have to turn in my son for hitting someone with a car, because it's not like he doesn't know better. Of all times for Bree and her husband to unite, it's to protect that spoiled, drunken son. And how 'bout he had NO REMORSE at all? Remember when they were leaving the Solis' house, he said "At least I'm off the hook!" like he killed a bug in his mom's kitchen and didn't clean up the mess! Bree probably would have punished him for that anyway. . .

Whoooooooooo this show is so good. Just when you think it's ho hum, folks killing their wife's blackmailer & sons are having NO REMORSE for almost killing someone. My mouth was just open the whole time he was like, "I'm upset my car got dinged!" I would turn him in right away. :o I really need Gabrielle to get caught b/c she is too selfish.

I was so upset Soror btb when they talked about some see ya in two weeks! I can't wait that long!:eek: What is we gon do???

If I were Andrew's mother, I would've kicked a bone out of his azz and then turn him in to the po-po with the quickness.

Gabrielle needs to get caught.

Mrs. Huber - I know murder is wrong, but I understand why she got choked.

Juanita - please come out of the coma.

I also predict a love connection between Nicollette and Richard Roundtree, lol.

Lynette - what y'all said. Them kids need to be shook.

When he gave his sister some dap, I went OFFFFFF!!! I would have taken that mofo to jail then and there or maybe called D. West from the Maury Povich show to get him off to boot camp.

Parents need to stop taking the rap and covering up their kids' wrongdoing.

Nicolette Sheridan hinted on Oprah's after the show she would be hooking up with Roundtree ( Oprah had asked why there were no blacks and that's when Nicolette spoke of him)

Mrs. Huber may not be gone for good. The actress who portrayed her said on Good Morning America she is still filming scenes.

I think Bree is going to find a fitting punishment for her son on her own terms especially after he said that smart alecky comment of her being the monster if she turned him in. I don't underestimate her.

Mrs. Huber will be doing some memory scenes, as in, the scene happened when MA was still alive.

I bout died when Susan fell through the floor, thats what you get for snooping! Her daughter is off the chain, too, but in a good way.

I wanted to slap Andrew for saying that his life was just starting and Juanita's was almost over.. WHAT THE FEEZY??!!

Gabrielle is shady, but I think she'll do the right thing and end the affair. Eventually. ;) I was like 'Smart move' when she pocketed the camera.

AND WHO THE HECK IS DANA??!!!:mad:
AND WHY COME WE HAVE TO WAIT TWO WEEKS AGAIN??!!:mad:

Show her his SHAFT??
CTFU. CTFU. CTFU.
:p
Then again, remember Nicollette was hanging out with big T.O. in the promo.

oh chit, 2 different plot twists that I was not expecting:

1. John's mother finding out
2. Susan finding out

ETA: OH CHIT OH CIHT @ chopped up, adult female body in trunk. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Girl, what you mean!!!!

And what about Mr. Solis??? Why did Tanaka set him up? Wha' happened?

Gabrielle seems to keep getting break after break, but John's mother is getting ready to take care of that quick, fast and in a hurry!

And do you really think the chopped up adult female is really Dana? Of course, we're all thinking she's a baby, but what the heck is going on?

And Zack wasn't in too much anguish not to get his slobba-down on. . .

who the hell is Tanaka? Maybe Mike is there to investigate Carlos? :confused:

Gabrielle is lucky.
Edie's dress was fly as hell; I cannot front.

Yeah Zack got his mack on.

I ROFLMAO when Bree threw the urine on Rex.

As Carlos was getting in the squad car, he says to Gabby "Tanaka set me up!".

I'm just glad we don't have to wait 2 more weeks again. . .

And you make a good point - maybe Mike is there to check Carlos out.

Oh I mean who is Tanaka in terms of -- business partner? business enemy? I heard him say his name but what is his relationship to Carlos.

I could not believe, but yet I am :), that Bree set her son up. Although I was :eek: when he was getting high in her house with his door open. THAT MOFO would not inhale or exhale another damn thing ever again after THAT moment.:mad:

Can someone please do a quick recap for me? I checked TWoP and there is no recap up yet. My DVR did not record this or the Survivor reunion.:mad: :(

from the abc. website...

to add to it, when susan confronts gabby, she says her relationship is with john is "just sex." his mother overhears him and a friend talking about him having sex with a housewife. when john learns that susan knows, he goes to her to talk and tells her that he's in love with gabby. his mother was spying and thought that he was sleeping with susan. she confronts her and whoops her azz. gabby goes to the mom and admits it is her. and is on edge because she thinks the mother will tell carlos. when she almost decides to tell him herself, she backs out until she sees cop cars roll into her driveway. she gets scared and runs to carlos yelling "WHATEVER HAPPEND, I'M SORRY." turns out they were coming to arrest carlos and all he said was "tanaka set me up."

bree found out that andrew had been smoking weed and sets it up so that he gets caught by the coaches and school officials.

zach broke out of the mental home and came to susan's house. julie admits to susan that they had been writing letters to each other, which were found in his room. paul, who buried mrs. huebner, comes and starts asking about their relationship. well, zach is hiding out in julie's room and tells her that dana was his sister and that one night, he heard his parents arguing and when he went downstairs, they were cleaning up dana's blood. he then says that he killed his baby sister and they tried to protect him by covering up the body. then, some investigators approach this man who makes baby coffins and shows him pics of the coffin they discovered that paul had thrown in the river. he tells them that he has a list of customers somewhere and then asks what was in them--the remains of an ADULT FEMALE!!

so, my line sister thinks that maybe there was a double murder and that dana wasn't mary alice's biological daughter. someway, zach killed the baby and that paul or mary alice killed dana's mother.

Thanks MeezDiscreet!! :D I was hoping to catch the rerun on Saturday but ABC is showing Remember the Titans instead.

THis was just toooooo much!

Maybe the body in the the trunk was Mary Alice. The MaryAlice that we know might not be Mary Alice. (maybe I'm stretching...lol).


Zach and the dad are too koo-koo for me! They both need to be committed.